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262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262430 Felicity: A Horny Breakout of E.T.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

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Score:
190
 
 Giwn Flumbies: Vile and vicious creature.
 Vild Plemomple: Is this another one of Leto's "pranks" he did to get into character for the Joker?
 Luple Drumopert: Nelson was here
 Thart Dampombies: That's not how we install those in our house. Should say VHVH.
 Thuwn Dampumbies: that's a weird door knocker
Image 190302   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Flarm Flumungo
Score:
215
 
 Bomp Plemongo: I got a cock named Boney Moroney / He's a skinny as a stick of macaroni
 Rimp Flumomple: " # My scrambled eggs bring all the boys to the yard.. "
 Dorbo Flungus: Shake the cloaca yo mama gave ya
Image 190301   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Flirt Grunomple
Score:
230
 
 Crirm Cremungus: When should I make love to my car?
 Thert Morpuble: There it is!
 Bild Morpongus: Another word for bum, so..
 Pampo Cremomple: Make America Quake Again
 Moft Grungo: I do not care for Donald Truck.
 Bang Grunuble: I've seen better.
Image 190300   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Lumpo Rempupert
Score:
169
 
 Fluwn Plumbies: "Someone did a lousy job of smoothing the plaster behind me."
 Puwn Cremongo: Timothy Geithner is watching you poop
 Thing Rempombies: Chaz wuz ere
 Cring Grunungo: "help get me out of this basket"
Image 190299   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Theld Flumuble
Score:
415
 
 Trold Pluble: "Oh great, they're fighting int he center of the maze again. Don't look. It only encourages them."
 Rimp Plemongus: Mondays, am I right?
 Jimp Dampuble: Dang it, Madeline! How could you forget your transistor radio? Now we won't know who's winning the big fight.
Image 190298   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Vawn Flongus
Score:
238
 
 Fromp Plumbies: Welcome to HaringVille. Population: Freaked Out.
Image 190297   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Geng Plongo
Score:
206
 
 Jurt Grumbies: @duckfarts theyre just hiding in costco. Theres plenty of space.
 Rarbo Morpombies: oh great, they're extinct now
Image 190296   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Vawn Dampupert
Score:
218
 
 Flamp Dampuble: If only he didnt look so menacing
 Thaple Drumupert: Where else but the Philippines?
 Giwn Horpumple: Well, I wasn't before
 Laft Gruble: It seems fun, but you're nothing is allowed to evolve, so
 Jerm Brungo: please don't touch 'em all
 Gump Morpumple: No, I'm no chomo
 Jingo Dampupert: Gotta convert them all!
Image 190295   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Rungo Albumple
Score:
400
 
 Jimp Cremuble: @WaffleIron i thought you had to be depressed to be good at science.
 Fliple Morpongo: @Teechur he could sweep up all that text just laying about.
 Lengo Dampungus: He'll just start with this messy lamp because there's nothing else in the room, apparently.
 Flarbo Grungo: Rad for Roger Hargreaves and his Mr. Men books - I had the entire collection when I was a little girl
 Birb Horpungo: @Amy Housewine I'm just going to have to let my house get twice as messy!
 Reft Horpombies: The Secret
 Creple Cremumbies: What a sell-out.
 Velm Flumongo: Mr messy was mainly living up to the name. In reality all the mess was internal.
 Doft Dampungo: He also decided to stop being depressed, and choose to be good at science.
Image 190294   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Gort Plungo
Score:
181
 
 Pumpo Horpopert: One day he decided to change his messy ways and tidy up his messy workstation.
 Raple Brongo: @WaffleIron We used pendents. FANUC!
 Bimp Flopert: First, the wires entangle, then they multiply!
 Frolm Rempombies: I drive robots like this, so it looks normal to me.
Image 190293   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Parbo Grunongo
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