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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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Score:
169
 
 Frurm Cremungus: "Someone did a lousy job of smoothing the plaster behind me."
 Bild Morpumple: Timothy Geithner is watching you poop
 Lirb Albomple: Chaz wuz ere
 Rople Albungus: "help get me out of this basket"
Image 190299   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Meng Flumupert
Score:
415
 
 Frumpo Drumungo: "Oh great, they're fighting int he center of the maze again. Don't look. It only encourages them."
 Hild Horpoble: Mondays, am I right?
 Crert Pluble: Dang it, Madeline! How could you forget your transistor radio? Now we won't know who's winning the big fight.
Image 190298   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Dolm Albupert
Score:
238
 
 Vorm Plumple: Welcome to HaringVille. Population: Freaked Out.
Image 190297   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Hild Rempongo
Score:
206
 
 Vorbo Brongus: @duckfarts theyre just hiding in costco. Theres plenty of space.
 Flang Morpumple: oh great, they're extinct now
Image 190296   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Rople Drumuble
Score:
218
 
 Gaft Horpupert: If only he didnt look so menacing
 Garm Morpumple: Where else but the Philippines?
 Trerbo Flumoble: Well, I wasn't before
 Tharb Cremumple: It seems fun, but you're nothing is allowed to evolve, so
 Juld Plupert: please don't touch 'em all
 Mople Cremombies: No, I'm no chomo
 Bongo Plemopert: Gotta convert them all!
Image 190295   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Thown Flongo
Score:
400
 
 Trurm Brungo: @WaffleIron i thought you had to be depressed to be good at science.
 Dewn Flumumbies: @Teechur he could sweep up all that text just laying about.
 Flople Plemopert: He'll just start with this messy lamp because there's nothing else in the room, apparently.
 Vold Plemomple: Rad for Roger Hargreaves and his Mr. Men books - I had the entire collection when I was a little girl
 Frong Flongo: @Amy Housewine I'm just going to have to let my house get twice as messy!
 Murbo Dampungus: The Secret
 Perm Horpumple: What a sell-out.
 Gert Horpomple: Mr messy was mainly living up to the name. In reality all the mess was internal.
 Vorb Plemombies: He also decided to stop being depressed, and choose to be good at science.
Image 190294   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Treld Morpongo
Score:
181
 
 Hung Grungo: One day he decided to change his messy ways and tidy up his messy workstation.
 Dempo Plemungo: @WaffleIron We used pendents. FANUC!
 Luft Rempomple: First, the wires entangle, then they multiply!
 Triwn Morpupert: I drive robots like this, so it looks normal to me.
Image 190293   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Ruple Morpopert
Score:
425
 
 Flempo Flumombies: @Air Biscuit holden i think i geddit now. Sorry never heard of holden
 Jirb Plongus: @divad piggybacking on your kangaroo joke, i threw in a pun about Holden, which is an australian car company owned by chevrolet. They make cool utes and things.
 Murb Grungo: @Air Biscuit I don't get it
 Mungo Groble: @divad oj thats not hers, shes just "holden" it.
 Flawn Drumomple: Oh, those wise Ontarians! Always carrying a spare.
 Bemp Horpungo: Thats a chevvyroo. Always carry their young in the pouches
 Roft Rempupert: My other car is inside the trunk of this car
 Crurbo Cremongus: some people sure park like assholes, huh?
 Lalm Flungus: Yo, dawg...
 Parbo Ploble: The miracle of birth.
 Trorm Albungus: well when you're on taunton road, you climb inside to keep warm
Image 190292   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Dold Flumungo
Score:
445
 
 Rart Horpopert: Oh great, a Jehovah's Alligator.
 Frarm Dampungo: Don't try to sell us girl scout cookies made out of actual girl scouts!
 Pong Albuble: i can tell you're busy. that's okay, i'll croc-o-dial you later
 Pulm Horpungo: Hello! Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and saviour, Tyrannosaurus-Christ? Why are you running?"
 Treld Grunumple: it's me, your lovable canine!
 Fliwn Horpongus: Agora-gator
 Verbo Horpongus: hey its me ur gator
Image 190291   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Dampombies
Score:
234
 
 Gurb Rempuble: Oh, those Illuminati and their silly rituals!
 Hurm Rempumbies: when ur orgones just right
 Gempo Morpumple: And what is the deal with pyramid power?
 Goft Cremuble: All cleaned up after invading the Italian army from the rear, then we're going to do it again!
 Pift Cremungo: Costanzinati!
Image 190290   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Traple Broble
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