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262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

262502  bug: Username/Upload combo. ...maybe.

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262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262430 Felicity: A Horny Breakout of E.T.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

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 Crarb Drumupert: "Oh great, they're fighting int he center of the maze again. Don't look. It only encourages them."
 Rumpo Plemoble: Mondays, am I right?
 Trople Plemuble: Dang it, Madeline! How could you forget your transistor radio? Now we won't know who's winning the big fight.
Image 190298   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Thilm Rempomple
 Bempo Rempongus: Welcome to HaringVille. Population: Freaked Out.
Image 190297   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Thart Drumongus
 Dirb Horpoble: @duckfarts theyre just hiding in costco. Theres plenty of space.
 Galm Brupert: oh great, they're extinct now
Image 190296   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Meple Drumumbies
 Traple Plemungo: If only he didnt look so menacing
 Frarm Morpombies: Where else but the Philippines?
 Flaft Grunopert: Well, I wasn't before
 Rirt Grungus: It seems fun, but you're nothing is allowed to evolve, so
 Peng Plumbies: please don't touch 'em all
 Vurbo Grunungo: No, I'm no chomo
 Perbo Albumbies: Gotta convert them all!
Image 190295   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Trarbo Plemumbies
 Flert Bruble: @WaffleIron i thought you had to be depressed to be good at science.
 Rumpo Horpungus: @Teechur he could sweep up all that text just laying about.
 Lople Grunoble: He'll just start with this messy lamp because there's nothing else in the room, apparently.
 Thurbo Plemoble: Rad for Roger Hargreaves and his Mr. Men books - I had the entire collection when I was a little girl
 Dort Drumomple: @Amy Housewine I'm just going to have to let my house get twice as messy!
 Vong Rempomple: The Secret
 Jort Horpopert: What a sell-out.
 Thaple Plemopert: Mr messy was mainly living up to the name. In reality all the mess was internal.
 Crart Grunomple: He also decided to stop being depressed, and choose to be good at science.
Image 190294   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Frelm Dampombies
 Melm Plemuble: One day he decided to change his messy ways and tidy up his messy workstation.
 Frumpo Albomple: @WaffleIron We used pendents. FANUC!
 Rild Flumomple: First, the wires entangle, then they multiply!
 Jurb Morpungus: I drive robots like this, so it looks normal to me.
Image 190293   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Hiple Morpumbies
 Gump Ploble: @Air Biscuit holden i think i geddit now. Sorry never heard of holden
 Gift Horpopert: @divad piggybacking on your kangaroo joke, i threw in a pun about Holden, which is an australian car company owned by chevrolet. They make cool utes and things.
 Vango Grunongus: @Air Biscuit I don't get it
 Herbo Cremungus: @divad oj thats not hers, shes just "holden" it.
 Pown Plemongo: Oh, those wise Ontarians! Always carrying a spare.
 Pople Morpumbies: Thats a chevvyroo. Always carry their young in the pouches
 Flerm Albumple: My other car is inside the trunk of this car
 Pulm Morpungo: some people sure park like assholes, huh?
 Gorbo Albumple: Yo, dawg...
 Rert Flumumbies: The miracle of birth.
 Frerbo Flumungo: well when you're on taunton road, you climb inside to keep warm
Image 190292   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Bift Flumupert
 Jarb Plemungus: Oh great, a Jehovah's Alligator.
 Thold Cremupert: Don't try to sell us girl scout cookies made out of actual girl scouts!
 Thungo Drumungus: i can tell you're busy. that's okay, i'll croc-o-dial you later
 Hamp Plopert: Hello! Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and saviour, Tyrannosaurus-Christ? Why are you running?"
 Frirm Flungus: it's me, your lovable canine!
 Trirb Drumongo: Agora-gator
 Thurbo Plemombies: hey its me ur gator
Image 190291   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Bown Flumongus
 Guld Flomple: Oh, those Illuminati and their silly rituals!
 Trongo Plemumbies: when ur orgones just right
 Germ Drumungus: And what is the deal with pyramid power?
 Pang Gropert: All cleaned up after invading the Italian army from the rear, then we're going to do it again!
 Rong Horpumbies: Costanzinati!
Image 190290   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Theld Cremungo
 Harb Plongo: Awww look at that face, he knows what he did. Hes sorry. Here, have some candy.
Image 190289   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Bimp Morpongo
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