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262731  a robot: @tib gubb…

262739  addend: Well done. Now let's see some soliciting. ;)

262731  tib gubb: i remember back in the day, there was only like 5 different fruits and 3 different vegetables

262742  addend: "Compensation is commission only... on the sale price." / "When can I start?"

262741  tib gubb: you wot m8

262742  tib gubb: situation is looking grim

262544  apoxia: @Robespierre There would be a riot if the restaurant here attempted to sell American style coffee, that's for sure.

262751  mackdaddy: Pocket yeti!

262734  a robot: @raditzu Beauty of North Finland, then

262740  a robot: OMG OMG OMG!

262737  Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs I think my old truck was possessed, itself...

262738  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward alpaca!

262738  Dr Awkward: This llama is smizing

262728  Dr Awkward: Wood. Wind. Sex. Shun.

262656  UltraBeverly: The Tingler!

262660  UltraBeverly: That exact moment when your jade egg falls out.

262720  addend: catgut :(

262719  Coolguy: @White Rice I blame the internet...

262733  Dr Awkward: That sure is a big hole

262682  UltraBeverly: damnit that should have been: Borkfholm Syndrome!

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262493 Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

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 Soy Peso: Welcome to HaringVille. Population: Freaked Out.
Image 190297   07-10-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
 Air Biscuit: @duckfarts theyre just hiding in costco. Theres plenty of space.
 duckfarts: oh great, they're extinct now
Image 190296   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
 CheezGrater: If only he didnt look so menacing
 meh: Where else but the Philippines?
 Nothing: Well, I wasn't before
 UseYourName: It seems fun, but you're nothing is allowed to evolve, so
 duckfarts: please don't touch 'em all
 Sadbot: No, I'm no chomo
 Catcat: Gotta convert them all!
Image 190295   07-10-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
 Wet farts: @WaffleIron i thought you had to be depressed to be good at science.
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur he could sweep up all that text just laying about.
 Teechur: He'll just start with this messy lamp because there's nothing else in the room, apparently.
 Mominous: Rad for Roger Hargreaves and his Mr. Men books - I had the entire collection when I was a little girl
 Side Boob: @Amy Housewine I'm just going to have to let my house get twice as messy!
 duckfarts: The Secret
 Amy Housewine: What a sell-out.
 VoR: Mr messy was mainly living up to the name. In reality all the mess was internal.
 WaffleIron: He also decided to stop being depressed, and choose to be good at science.
Image 190294   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
 Teechur: One day he decided to change his messy ways and tidy up his messy workstation.
 Cami: @WaffleIron We used pendents. FANUC!
 Catcat: First, the wires entangle, then they multiply!
 WaffleIron: I drive robots like this, so it looks normal to me.
Image 190293   07-10-17   Uploaded by    dope
 divad: @Air Biscuit holden i think i geddit now. Sorry never heard of holden
 Air Biscuit: @divad piggybacking on your kangaroo joke, i threw in a pun about Holden, which is an australian car company owned by chevrolet. They make cool utes and things.
 divad: @Air Biscuit I don't get it
 Air Biscuit: @divad oj thats not hers, shes just "holden" it.
 Teechur: Oh, those wise Ontarians! Always carrying a spare.
 divad: Thats a chevvyroo. Always carry their young in the pouches
 Catcat: My other car is inside the trunk of this car
 DrinkMixMan: some people sure park like assholes, huh?
 jazzjunkie: Yo, dawg...
 piranharama: The miracle of birth.
 dobbiesdoogs: well when you're on taunton road, you climb inside to keep warm
Image 190292   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
 RiderFan: Oh great, a Jehovah's Alligator.
 Catcat: Don't try to sell us girl scout cookies made out of actual girl scouts!
 DrinkMixMan: i can tell you're busy. that's okay, i'll croc-o-dial you later
 piranharama: Hello! Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and saviour, Tyrannosaurus-Christ? Why are you running?"
 tib gubb: it's me, your lovable canine!
 Greek Fire: Agora-gator
 Ulillillia: hey its me ur gator
Image 190291   07-10-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
 zodiacflash: Oh, those Illuminati and their silly rituals!
 Mr. Butt: when ur orgones just right
 Teechur: And what is the deal with pyramid power?
 flying sheep: All cleaned up after invading the Italian army from the rear, then we're going to do it again!
 WaffleIron: Costanzinati!
Image 190290   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
 Air Biscuit: Awww look at that face, he knows what he did. Hes sorry. Here, have some candy.
Image 190289   07-10-17   Uploaded by    frankie
 Kirtov: Yoga has been locked up for too long, please sign my petition to free Yoga and bring Matt into justice.
 isosceleswaffle: What if I don't have my own Matt? Am I not allowed to attend?
 Teechur: What about a Kathie Lee for that Regis?
 kensin: Heimat! Hi, Edgar
 duckfarts: gross
 jazzjunkie: Matt: "uh, why did I have to come again? I am not into this"
 Ulillillia: Come along, Mr. LeBlanc.
 Catcat: Umn, art!
 WaffleIron: hew!
Image 190288   07-10-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
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