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273114  Spazstatic: @Passive not necessarily in that order.

273127  Teechur: I would follow him home, get out some sandpaper and scuff the hell out of that bumper to keep drivers behind him from blinding themselves with their own headlights.

273136  Teechur: Mexico is north of the equator.

273137  Teechur: Same. Well, different.... but same....

273129  Spazstatic: Conway's Game of Life?

273131  Spazstatic: Nice earrings.

273133  Spazstatic: They're usually overlapping.

273141  Not A Bot: Israeli Jackson Galaxy?

273136  VoR: Nice mat

273117  pirate:

273102  VoR: Waiting for rain

273134  VoR: First day of work

273043  UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273126  Passive: I heard of Keyboard Cat, but this is ridiculous

273123  VoR: Pizza!?

273129  VoR:

273123  lecj07: Heard you was talking shit.

273107  El hefe: #273108

273108  El hefe: #273107

273132  lecj07: Yes, yes we do.

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

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11. Remp Wulgus: 1690 points
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 Soy Peso: Welcome to HaringVille. Population: Freaked Out.
Image 190297   07-10-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
 Air Biscuit: @duckfarts theyre just hiding in costco. Theres plenty of space.
 duckfarts: oh great, they're extinct now
Image 190296   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
 CheezGrater: If only he didnt look so menacing
 meh: Where else but the Philippines?
 Nothing: Well, I wasn't before
 UseYourName: It seems fun, but you're nothing is allowed to evolve, so
 duckfarts: please don't touch 'em all
 Sadbot: No, I'm no chomo
 Catcat: Gotta convert them all!
Image 190295   07-10-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
 Wet farts: @WaffleIron i thought you had to be depressed to be good at science.
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur he could sweep up all that text just laying about.
 Teechur: He'll just start with this messy lamp because there's nothing else in the room, apparently.
 Mominous: Rad for Roger Hargreaves and his Mr. Men books - I had the entire collection when I was a little girl
 Side Boob: @Amy Housewine I'm just going to have to let my house get twice as messy!
 duckfarts: The Secret
 Amy Housewine: What a sell-out.
 watwatwat: Mr messy was mainly living up to the name. In reality all the mess was internal.
 WaffleIron: He also decided to stop being depressed, and choose to be good at science.
Image 190294   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
 Teechur: One day he decided to change his messy ways and tidy up his messy workstation.
 Cami: @WaffleIron We used pendents. FANUC!
 Catcat: First, the wires entangle, then they multiply!
 WaffleIron: I drive robots like this, so it looks normal to me.
Image 190293   07-10-17   Uploaded by    dope
 divad: @Air Biscuit holden i think i geddit now. Sorry never heard of holden
 Air Biscuit: @divad piggybacking on your kangaroo joke, i threw in a pun about Holden, which is an australian car company owned by chevrolet. They make cool utes and things.
 divad: @Air Biscuit I don't get it
 Air Biscuit: @divad oj thats not hers, shes just "holden" it.
 Teechur: Oh, those wise Ontarians! Always carrying a spare.
 divad: Thats a chevvyroo. Always carry their young in the pouches
 Catcat: My other car is inside the trunk of this car
 DrinkMixMan: some people sure park like assholes, huh?
 jazzjunkie: Yo, dawg...
 piranharama: The miracle of birth.
 dobbiesdoogs: well when you're on taunton road, you climb inside to keep warm
Image 190292   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
 RiderFan: Oh great, a Jehovah's Alligator.
 Catcat: Don't try to sell us girl scout cookies made out of actual girl scouts!
 DrinkMixMan: i can tell you're busy. that's okay, i'll croc-o-dial you later
 piranharama: Hello! Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and saviour, Tyrannosaurus-Christ? Why are you running?"
 tib gubb: it's me, your lovable canine!
 Greek Fire: Agora-gator
 Ulillillia: hey its me ur gator
Image 190291   07-10-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
 zodiacflash: Oh, those Illuminati and their silly rituals!
 Mr. Butt: when ur orgones just right
 Teechur: And what is the deal with pyramid power?
 flying sheep: All cleaned up after invading the Italian army from the rear, then we're going to do it again!
 WaffleIron: Costanzinati!
Image 190290   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
 Air Biscuit: Awww look at that face, he knows what he did. Hes sorry. Here, have some candy.
Image 190289   07-10-17   Uploaded by    frankie
 Kirtov: Yoga has been locked up for too long, please sign my petition to free Yoga and bring Matt into justice.
 isosceleswaffle: What if I don't have my own Matt? Am I not allowed to attend?
 Teechur: What about a Kathie Lee for that Regis?
 kensin: Heimat! Hi, Edgar
 duckfarts: gross
 jazzjunkie: Matt: "uh, why did I have to come again? I am not into this"
 Ulillillia: Come along, Mr. LeBlanc.
 Catcat: Umn, art!
 WaffleIron: hew!
Image 190288   07-10-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
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