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249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

249162  Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.

249167  Christina: It has been days since it started happening: #247349.

249169  Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound

249170  Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters

249170  Christina: Motherly love.

249171  Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.

249140  Christina: @a sedated moose OK, fine. There is no need to yell at me.

249168  Side Boob: How do they go to the bathroom with all that gold on?

168156  Felicity: Youve seen our next performer on Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin, and Art Linkletters House Party. Please welcome Mesmerino, the hip hypnotist

168157  Felicity: Firefox is the least bad, but it still crashes about a dozen times a week

168165  Felicity: Report from the future: I have watched this show and while I wanted to like it, it was somewhat disappointing

249168  ThoughtlessGentleman: damn they turn't they suits up to eleven.

249167  Hyphae: Same

249177  ignatz: Come back Luxuslurch, all is forgiven..

249152  Passive: I, too, learned to read at a California elementary school

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248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

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 Felicity: Blood splatter aside, the fact that there is a public visiphone booth is very retro-futuristic
 tib gubb: nail polish accident... yeesh.
 Spazstatic: @Otterman suicide booth? Hey buddy, I'm in a hurry, let's try for a double.
 Otterman: You are now dead, please take your receipt
 Christina: I guess I'm gonna use my own phone this time.
 SomeCanadian: Man, PETA is getting pretty extreme these days
Image 189968   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Greifer
 Catcat: @Christina If you get licked by a llama, will your kid be Taylor Lautner?
 Aemuli: Something something stable relationship
 Sadbot: @grizzly There's a line in a Tom Robbins book that describes horses as 2000lb organic vibrators, so I think that's the creep-factor for me.
 SomeCanadian: Is your girlfriend an egg donor?
 Christina: There's this superstition in South America where if your belly is licked by a horse during pregnancy, your child will be born with a horse face.
 grizzly: Horse people creep me out.
Image 189967   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Catcat: British defense procurement right there.
 scribbs: @Sadbot I'm glad your comment got a lot of +'s, because it cracked me up.
 TurkeyVulture: Mission accomplished.
 Gomi Day: stan mott is amazing.
 dangerous dave: He who controls the spice, controls the universe.
 Sadbot: @scribbs Pilots think they're all that because they can press the TAKEOFF, BOMB THINGS, and LAND buttons, but the real heroes are the shark-dodging techs
 Christina: That pool could reduce stress during missions.
 scribbs: The sharks keep the maintenance crews on their toes.
 Sadbot: "What did you do in the Land Navy?" "Launched schooners pointlessly into the desert"
Image 189966   07-08-17   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
 Mr Bleak: Never let the speccy kid play Monopoly.
 Peter Pantsless: "Can I get directions to your party?" "It won't help."
 LurkedMoar: Everyone is equal. Everyone is the same.
 Christina: Collectivist America.
 werterland: Little boxes, little boxes, little boxes made of ticky-tacky!
 AlexDeLarge: Never land on park place if you can help it
Image 189965   07-08-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
 UnknownSample: ......bork
 fanny: avocadnose
 drtofu: hvadoggo
 Christina: Guacaborkfer.
 grizzly: Avodoggo
 Annoying Vegan : That's the cutest avocado pit I've ever seen
 Scoo: Damn Millennial dogs
Image 189964   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 jazzjunkie: Full of avacado
 Butcherboy: That I do. I fill about 2 of those a day@Christina
 Christina: @Butcherboy You must have more knowledge of that sort of things than I do.
 Butcherboy: Not in a carpeted room I wouldn't think@Christina
 Christina: Must be the meat trash can.
 werterland: Challenge accepted.
Image 189963   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 Christina: How adorable!
 Teechur: Inedible.
 Dr Awkward: Red hourglass: move your ass
 Quackzy: This little lady was threatening me the other day! She had a tiny gun, and was all "gimme all your small insects"
Image 189962   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Quackzy
 Felicity: Yup
 Otterman: @Ulillillia My wife's former last name was nowhere near that long - only four syllables.
 tib gubb: wow bill, he reminds me of you.
 Scoo: Which emo song were these lyrics from?
 Christina: That's like I feel like sometimes.
 Ulillillia: Souphanousinphonehorn
 Mr. Butt: KhanHorn
Image 189961   07-08-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
 Catcat: @Nope better than "an accomplished internet debater and stormfrontor"
 Nope: @SomeCanadian "Highly ranked social media commentator at one of the most respected internet websites" ?
 SomeCanadian: No but it's featured very prominently in my LinkedIn and I assume EVERYONES seen that. @Niels Bohr
 carpwoman: Every. Damn. Day.
 Niels Bohr: @SomeCanadian sorry. Did you try telling them you're purple?
 funny in the wall: Sorry to hear that :( @SomeCanadian
 funny in the wall: Well ok.
 SomeCanadian: I keep trying! Seriously. I just got stood up on a date.
 Yam: I don't really want to, but now I guess I have to.
 Nope: *Gets used as a wedge issue for conservatives whose only real goal is to strip the middle class of their wealth and transfer it to the top 1%*
Image 189960   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 tib gubb: you got me there, doggo.
 SomeCanadian: He's right. I'd pet.
 Gomi Day: VA-11 Hall-A is a good game, and the shiba is 100% rad.
 Quackzy: Rad Shiba is the companion of biblical Bath-Sheba
Image 189959   07-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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