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272475  tib gubb: dumpster juice is also salad i guess

272490  tib gubb: @Butcherboy all of humanity is motivated purely by racism now

272510  Mexico: Worth every penny of that $500 they spent on them.

272476  dangerkeith3000: Tomorrow tomorrow i love ya tomorrow it's only a day... a... way...

272510  Amy Housewine: Got 'em on the wrong way round, pervert.

272504  tib gubb: classy as heck

272477  dangerkeith3000: He's dead.

272479  dangerkeith3000: Most of those are better than the original name.

272482  dangerkeith3000: I once listened to Sun O)O)O) for an hour and went into cardiac arrest due to bradycardia.

272509  a robot: zzzzz - pleh - zzzzzz

272508  Amy Housewine: @Air Biscuit Borkfcaneer

272490  dangerkeith3000: All $43 million of it!

272492  fidelcastro: cats are assholes

272492  dangerkeith3000: What goes up must come down.

272504  Amy Housewine: Sweatin' Hooker likin' a church

272506  Amy Housewine: Welcome to Houndlo

272503  dangerkeith3000: @sparename 13 episode seasons are pretty common nowadays. i guess because it's exactly 3 months.

272504  dangerkeith3000: Churchin' like a sweater in a hooker.

272506  dangerkeith3000: Henlo doggy

272508  Air Biscuit: Piracy claims another dog. I wonder if they sing doggy sea shanties...

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272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

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272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

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 booger: Blood splatter aside, the fact that there is a public visiphone booth is very retro-futuristic
 tib gubb: nail polish accident... yeesh.
 Spazstatic: @Otterman suicide booth? Hey buddy, I'm in a hurry, let's try for a double.
 Otterman: You are now dead, please take your receipt
 Christina: I guess I'm gonna use my own phone this time.
 SomeCanadian: Man, PETA is getting pretty extreme these days
Image 189968   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Greifer
 Catcat: @Christina If you get licked by a llama, will your kid be Taylor Lautner?
 Aemuli: Something something stable relationship
 Sadbot: @grizzly There's a line in a Tom Robbins book that describes horses as 2000lb organic vibrators, so I think that's the creep-factor for me.
 SomeCanadian: Is your girlfriend an egg donor?
 Christina: There's this superstition in South America where if your belly is licked by a horse during pregnancy, your child will be born with a horse face.
 grizzly: Horse people creep me out.
Image 189967   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Catcat: British defense procurement right there.
 scribbs: @Sadbot I'm glad your comment got a lot of +'s, because it cracked me up.
 TurkeyVulture: Mission accomplished.
 Gomi Day: stan mott is amazing.
 dangerous dave: He who controls the spice, controls the universe.
 Sadbot: @scribbs Pilots think they're all that because they can press the TAKEOFF, BOMB THINGS, and LAND buttons, but the real heroes are the shark-dodging techs
 Christina: That pool could reduce stress during missions.
 scribbs: The sharks keep the maintenance crews on their toes.
 Sadbot: "What did you do in the Land Navy?" "Launched schooners pointlessly into the desert"
Image 189966   07-08-17   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
 Mr Bleak: Never let the speccy kid play Monopoly.
 Peter Pantsless: "Can I get directions to your party?" "It won't help."
 LurkedMoar: Everyone is equal. Everyone is the same.
 Christina: Collectivist America.
 werterland: Little boxes, little boxes, little boxes made of ticky-tacky!
 AlexDeLarge: Never land on park place if you can help it
Image 189965   07-08-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
 UnknownSample: ......bork
 fanny: avocadnose
 drtofu: hvadoggo
 Christina: Guacaborkfer.
 grizzly: Avodoggo
 Annoying Vegan : That's the cutest avocado pit I've ever seen
 Scoo: Damn Millennial dogs
Image 189964   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 jazzjunkie: Full of avacado
 Butcherboy: That I do. I fill about 2 of those a day@Christina
 Christina: @Butcherboy You must have more knowledge of that sort of things than I do.
 Butcherboy: Not in a carpeted room I wouldn't think@Christina
 Christina: Must be the meat trash can.
 werterland: Challenge accepted.
Image 189963   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 Christina: How adorable!
 Teechur: Inedible.
 SurfNTurf: Red hourglass: move your ass
 Quackzy: This little lady was threatening me the other day! She had a tiny gun, and was all "gimme all your small insects"
Image 189962   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Quackzy
 weirduncle: Yup
 Otterman: @Ulillillia My wife's former last name was nowhere near that long - only four syllables.
 tib gubb: wow bill, he reminds me of you.
 Scoo: Which emo song were these lyrics from?
 Christina: That's like I feel like sometimes.
 Ulillillia: Souphanousinphonehorn
 Mr. Butt: KhanHorn
Image 189961   07-08-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
 Catcat: @Nope better than "an accomplished internet debater and stormfrontor"
 Nope: @SomeCanadian "Highly ranked social media commentator at one of the most respected internet websites" ?
 SomeCanadian: No but it's featured very prominently in my LinkedIn and I assume EVERYONES seen that. @Niels Bohr
 carpwoman: Every. Damn. Day.
 Niels Bohr: @SomeCanadian sorry. Did you try telling them you're purple?
 funny in the wall: Sorry to hear that :( @SomeCanadian
 funny in the wall: Well ok.
 SomeCanadian: I keep trying! Seriously. I just got stood up on a date.
 Yam: I don't really want to, but now I guess I have to.
 Nope: *Gets used as a wedge issue for conservatives whose only real goal is to strip the middle class of their wealth and transfer it to the top 1%*
Image 189960   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 tib gubb: you got me there, doggo.
 SomeCanadian: He's right. I'd pet.
 Gomi Day: VA-11 Hall-A is a good game, and the shiba is 100% rad.
 Quackzy: Rad Shiba is the companion of biblical Bath-Sheba
Image 189959   07-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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