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234010  Derp Herpigan: @addend OHNO

233983  FabricMan: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!

234041  Ulillillia: Spicy Freddy

234032  charlemagne: it puts the lotion back on the holder or it cleans the soap scum again

233904  redmonkey3: Why the Bad votes / hate storm ? Also: looks tasty.

234051  ignatz: Your Captcha has escaped..

234036  barfolomew: Pair this up with the cone crust pizza, and you have a very Cronenberg porno.

234041  Sadbot: That would be a pretty funny movie, though

234026  FabricMan: When you're making breakfast, but you're still high from the night before

233913  VoR: @depression not much really. Hey, I got some rads..

234033  FabricMan: American? Is it American?

234037  FabricMan: "Tom Sawyer" playing in background

233978  Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233912  redmonkey3: @addend - no such thing any more @ electronic voting machines

233978  KyleisBobDole: Kyle Robert Dole

233344  Mr Bleak: @Beef Supreme Arming Chihuahuas with hand weapons is probably a sign as well.

233353  Mr Bleak: Nudity detected.

234010  Aufziehvogel: There's a big "T" on the wall, is it part of the word we're looking for?

233362  Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.

234038  Sadbot: I'm down if it's stuffed with hummus...because I also am almost always full of hummus

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233978 Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

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 Felicity: Blood splatter aside, the fact that there is a public visiphone booth is very retro-futuristic
 tib gubb: nail polish accident... yeesh.
 Spazstatic: @Otterman suicide booth? Hey buddy, I'm in a hurry, let's try for a double.
 Otterman: You are now dead, please take your receipt
 Christina: I guess I'm gonna use my own phone this time.
 SomeCanadian: Man, PETA is getting pretty extreme these days
Image 189968   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Greifer
 Catcat: @Christina If you get licked by a llama, will your kid be Taylor Lautner?
 Aemuli: Something something stable relationship
 Sadbot: @grizzly There's a line in a Tom Robbins book that describes horses as 2000lb organic vibrators, so I think that's the creep-factor for me.
 SomeCanadian: Is your girlfriend an egg donor?
 Christina: There's this superstition in South America where if your belly is licked by a horse during pregnancy, your child will be born with a horse face.
 grizzly: Horse people creep me out.
Image 189967   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Catcat: British defense procurement right there.
 scribbs: @Sadbot I'm glad your comment got a lot of +'s, because it cracked me up.
 TurkeyVulture: Mission accomplished.
 Gomi Day: stan mott is amazing.
 dangerous dave: He who controls the spice, controls the universe.
 Sadbot: @scribbs Pilots think they're all that because they can press the TAKEOFF, BOMB THINGS, and LAND buttons, but the real heroes are the shark-dodging techs
 Christina: That pool could reduce stress during missions.
 scribbs: The sharks keep the maintenance crews on their toes.
 Sadbot: "What did you do in the Land Navy?" "Launched schooners pointlessly into the desert"
Image 189966   07-08-17   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
 Mr Bleak: Never let the speccy kid play Monopoly.
 Peter Pantsless: "Can I get directions to your party?" "It won't help."
 LurkedMoar: Everyone is equal. Everyone is the same.
 Christina: Collectivist America.
 werterland: Little boxes, little boxes, little boxes made of ticky-tacky!
 AlexDeLarge: Never land on park place if you can help it
Image 189965   07-08-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
 UnknownSample: ......bork
 fanny: avocadnose
 drtofu: hvadoggo
 Christina: Guacaborkfer.
 grizzly: Avodoggo
 Annoying Vegan : That's the cutest avocado pit I've ever seen
 Scoo: Damn Millennial dogs
Image 189964   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 jazzjunkie: Full of avacado
 Butcherboy: That I do. I fill about 2 of those a day@Christina
 Christina: @Butcherboy You must have more knowledge of that sort of things than I do.
 Butcherboy: Not in a carpeted room I wouldn't think@Christina
 Christina: Must be the meat trash can.
 werterland: Challenge accepted.
Image 189963   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 Christina: How adorable!
 Teechur: Inedible.
 Dr Awkward: Red hourglass: move your ass
 Quackzy: This little lady was threatening me the other day! She had a tiny gun, and was all "gimme all your small insects"
Image 189962   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Quackzy
 Felicity: Yup
 Otterman: @Ulillillia My wife's former last name was nowhere near that long - only four syllables.
 tib gubb: wow bill, he reminds me of you.
 Scoo: Which emo song were these lyrics from?
 Christina: That's like I feel like sometimes.
 Ulillillia: Souphanousinphonehorn
 Mr. Butt: KhanHorn
Image 189961   07-08-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
 Catcat: @Nope better than "an accomplished internet debater and stormfrontor"
 Nope: @SomeCanadian "Highly ranked social media commentator at one of the most respected internet websites" ?
 SomeCanadian: No but it's featured very prominently in my LinkedIn and I assume EVERYONES seen that. @Niels Bohr
 carpwoman: Every. Damn. Day.
 Niels Bohr: @SomeCanadian sorry. Did you try telling them you're purple?
 funny in the wall: Sorry to hear that :( @SomeCanadian
 funny in the wall: Well ok.
 SomeCanadian: I keep trying! Seriously. I just got stood up on a date.
 Yam: I don't really want to, but now I guess I have to.
 Nope: *Gets used as a wedge issue for conservatives whose only real goal is to strip the middle class of their wealth and transfer it to the top 1%*
Image 189960   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 tib gubb: you got me there, doggo.
 SomeCanadian: He's right. I'd pet.
 Gomi Day: VA-11 Hall-A is a good game, and the shiba is 100% rad.
 Quackzy: Rad Shiba is the companion of biblical Bath-Sheba
Image 189959   07-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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