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262841  Felicity: Other side of the block from Beaver Liquors

262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

262870  a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

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 booger: Blood splatter aside, the fact that there is a public visiphone booth is very retro-futuristic
 tib gubb: nail polish accident... yeesh.
 Spazstatic: @Otterman suicide booth? Hey buddy, I'm in a hurry, let's try for a double.
 Otterman: You are now dead, please take your receipt
 Christina: I guess I'm gonna use my own phone this time.
 SomeCanadian: Man, PETA is getting pretty extreme these days
Image 189968   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Greifer
 Catcat: @Christina If you get licked by a llama, will your kid be Taylor Lautner?
 Aemuli: Something something stable relationship
 Sadbot: @grizzly There's a line in a Tom Robbins book that describes horses as 2000lb organic vibrators, so I think that's the creep-factor for me.
 SomeCanadian: Is your girlfriend an egg donor?
 Christina: There's this superstition in South America where if your belly is licked by a horse during pregnancy, your child will be born with a horse face.
 grizzly: Horse people creep me out.
Image 189967   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Catcat: British defense procurement right there.
 scribbs: @Sadbot I'm glad your comment got a lot of +'s, because it cracked me up.
 TurkeyVulture: Mission accomplished.
 Gomi Day: stan mott is amazing.
 dangerous dave: He who controls the spice, controls the universe.
 Sadbot: @scribbs Pilots think they're all that because they can press the TAKEOFF, BOMB THINGS, and LAND buttons, but the real heroes are the shark-dodging techs
 Christina: That pool could reduce stress during missions.
 scribbs: The sharks keep the maintenance crews on their toes.
 Sadbot: "What did you do in the Land Navy?" "Launched schooners pointlessly into the desert"
Image 189966   07-08-17   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
 Mr Bleak: Never let the speccy kid play Monopoly.
 Peter Pantsless: "Can I get directions to your party?" "It won't help."
 LurkedMoar: Everyone is equal. Everyone is the same.
 Christina: Collectivist America.
 werterland: Little boxes, little boxes, little boxes made of ticky-tacky!
 AlexDeLarge: Never land on park place if you can help it
Image 189965   07-08-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
 UnknownSample: ......bork
 fanny: avocadnose
 drtofu: hvadoggo
 Christina: Guacaborkfer.
 grizzly: Avodoggo
 Annoying Vegan : That's the cutest avocado pit I've ever seen
 Scoo: Damn Millennial dogs
Image 189964   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 jazzjunkie: Full of avacado
 Butcherboy: That I do. I fill about 2 of those a day@Christina
 Christina: @Butcherboy You must have more knowledge of that sort of things than I do.
 Butcherboy: Not in a carpeted room I wouldn't think@Christina
 Christina: Must be the meat trash can.
 werterland: Challenge accepted.
Image 189963   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 Christina: How adorable!
 Teechur: Inedible.
 SurfNTurf: Red hourglass: move your ass
 Quackzy: This little lady was threatening me the other day! She had a tiny gun, and was all "gimme all your small insects"
Image 189962   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Quackzy
 weirduncle: Yup
 Otterman: @Ulillillia My wife's former last name was nowhere near that long - only four syllables.
 tib gubb: wow bill, he reminds me of you.
 Scoo: Which emo song were these lyrics from?
 Christina: That's like I feel like sometimes.
 Ulillillia: Souphanousinphonehorn
 Mr. Butt: KhanHorn
Image 189961   07-08-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
 Catcat: @Nope better than "an accomplished internet debater and stormfrontor"
 Nope: @SomeCanadian "Highly ranked social media commentator at one of the most respected internet websites" ?
 SomeCanadian: No but it's featured very prominently in my LinkedIn and I assume EVERYONES seen that. @Niels Bohr
 carpwoman: Every. Damn. Day.
 Niels Bohr: @SomeCanadian sorry. Did you try telling them you're purple?
 funny in the wall: Sorry to hear that :( @SomeCanadian
 funny in the wall: Well ok.
 SomeCanadian: I keep trying! Seriously. I just got stood up on a date.
 Yam: I don't really want to, but now I guess I have to.
 Nope: *Gets used as a wedge issue for conservatives whose only real goal is to strip the middle class of their wealth and transfer it to the top 1%*
Image 189960   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 tib gubb: you got me there, doggo.
 SomeCanadian: He's right. I'd pet.
 Gomi Day: VA-11 Hall-A is a good game, and the shiba is 100% rad.
 Quackzy: Rad Shiba is the companion of biblical Bath-Sheba
Image 189959   07-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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