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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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 antipatterns: The prosthesis are getting much better as well. My uncle was walking up and down stairs a week after 4m with no physical therapy.
 Felicity: Similar story. I overcame gout through a heroic process of lying in bed hiding from life
 a robot: @Knice @sporky A (presumably) sad sick kid who overcame her illness and went on to do awesome things! I definitely think this is rad
 Knice: @sporky This seemed more triumphant than sad to me; that's why I posted it.
 DrinkMixMan: She's got a leg up on the competition!
 sporky: dont really like seeing sad sick-kid stuff on here, sorry.
 Gomi Day: @Knice holy moley. just googled the name and while it looks strange as hell, that's awesome how well it works. modern medicine is awesome.
 Wet farts: Damn.And I complain about going to work. Good for her.
 Knice: Following months of chemotherapy, Gabi Shull had her lower leg amputated due to bone cancer. They kept the ankle & foot and reattached it backward to her upper leg to act as a replacement knee. She was able to walk again after about a year of therapy and training; and after another, she was back on stage dancing competitively.
Image 189843   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Knice
 Scoo: The Room was a weird movie
 Warrax: "Oh my god, would you look at what he's wearing? Some people have no taste at all."
Image 189842   07-07-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
 addend: Carhorn... wait, no.
 Chest Rockwell: Everything is more horrible with graffiti on it.
 jochenau: Everything is crap when you're part of a teeeam
 Teechur: @Scoo I must concur. But I also feel that what you purchased was not, in fact, cheesecake, rather it was "cheesefake."
 Ulillillia: buttcar
 sporky: agree @car
 Scoo: @Teechur Last week I was craving cheesecake, so I bought one at the grocery. Got home and it seemed to have an odd flavor. Looked at the package and discovered I'd accidentally grabbed one that was sugar-free and gluten-free. So, moral of the story (I guess) is that *some* cheesecake is horrible.
 Teechur: Except cheesecake. Cheesecake is not horrible.
 Dr. Bathroom:
 Warrax: Especially this car right here. Just fucked.
 Ihminen: Everything is horrible but at least that Nissan-Datsun Sunny won't die
Image 189841   07-07-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
 Felicity: What people forget is that back in the 1980s Pizza Hut used to be good
 grizzly: Everything is horrible.
 a robot: @fanny Yeah, they were made of weird hard rubber that barely moved! I think my siblings and I had all of them except Sharptooth, that one was more rare or something (and I just had to google if it was Sharptooth or Sharktooth)
 fanny: @a robot holy fuck yes!! I was actually just talking about those the other day, we watched that movie with the kids (not as good as i remembered it) and i mentioned having them. made your hand super sweaty!
 a robot: Back when Pizza Hut was considered destination dining for middle class midwestern families, they would have movie tie-in merch like this you could buy. I remember getting "Land Before Time" hand puppets, it was super exciting
 Gomi Day: @Dr Awkward i'd have thought that living in nyc, the turtles would have better taste in pizza, tbh. at least it's not little ceasers, i guess?
 Dr Awkward: Do I have to eat the pizza to get the audio cassette, tour guide, and poster? Or can I just throw it night in the garbage?
Image 189840   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
 Felicity: White Sands, New Mexico 1945
 grizzly: I always fall off the side.
 Dr Awkward: This lunar eclipse is weird
Image 189839   07-07-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
 Dresdenkeogh: @Knice maybe.... Those smiles Look a little strained...
 Knice: It's so happy!
Image 189838   07-07-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Mad Collager: Dog is my co-monster.
Image 189837   07-07-17   Uploaded by    petunias
 grizzly: @Teechur Had to look a bit to see a better image of the shirt. It's just a Rabbi looking guy smoking a pipe.
 Teechur: @grizzly Ok, so the text stands alone then. What's with the image before the Hebrew character?
 grizzly: @Teechur gettin chai! Sounds like getting haachhhigh (hebrew speaker clearing their throat).
 Teechur: I am lacking in my Hebrew education. Can anyone decipher the shirt in the first panel?
 Teechur: Weekly? More like "weakly" as many stoodints in my skool are lacking in basic skills. Urban education has its challenges.
 sporky: Teach for the test!
 Sadbot: No child left unprofitable
Image 189836   07-07-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
 Nope: "haha" "Fuck you Garry this isnt funny I'm going to baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf"
Image 189835   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot the girl or the falcon?
 Scoo: Meanwhile, in Russia...
 sporky: Self defense.
 Sadbot: @Butcherboy I met a girl with a falcon once. And a pig, several birds, some fish, some chickens, and, briefly, some raccoons. She wasn't nice, though.
 Butcherboy: Why can't I ever meet a nice girl with a falcon
 bug: Buying a Hogwarts phone card
Image 189834   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
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