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263307  Amy Housewine: Something about that bitch having a nice pair of hooters.

263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA



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 fanny: @White Rice ok NOW we need to find mad mascot when an image has been removed and add him!
 White Rice: @fanny always happy to give someone something to laugh about :-D
 fanny: @White Rice I knew it was coming but it still made me laugh out loud!
 WTF: Who knew that 'Network' and 'UHF' would transition from satire to documentary of modern television.
 Dr. Bathroom: Rad for Weird Al/UHF.
 Sadbot: @a robot Do whatever, just be sure to return your library books ontime
 a robot: Well I mean I don't think I can NOT radvote Weird Al
Image 189654   07-06-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
580
 
 WTF: Unfortunately this item sold poorly and was discontinued due to the fact that, at Christmas, there were zero frucks given.
 well duh: "Where's my little froggy? Where's my little froggy?! WTF did you do to my little froggy?!!"
 Darmstadtium: This reminds me of Alien: Resurrection
 Urn BooUrn: SO you know, it makes a bad gift. Don't give a Fruck.
 dobbiesdoogs: spencer's gifts hottest selling item of 1974
 Sadbot: Now show me a dog...wait...
 copunter: wutda fruck
 Jeffrat: There is nothing about this I don't like.
Image 189653   07-06-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
356
 
 well duh: BTW I had a '96 Outback with 300k miles on the chassis and a 65k junkyard motor, best winter beater EVER
 well duh: Going to Outback IN my Outback with my Outback outback...
 ch: Buffalo Buffalo Wings at Outback, $12.99
 Niels Bohr: Going to Outback with my Outback out back. Then I'm gonna back out of Outback with my Outback out back.
 White Rice: Something something to dog yo something outback something.
Image 189652   07-06-17   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
Score:
413
 
 prius: thanks for all the fish
 Christina: The new Sharknado looks insane!
 grizzly: Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop
Image 189651   07-06-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
390
 
 kornisjon: That ought to teach those pricks (I'm assuming) some humility.
 A duck: Reminds me of that pic of the fat lady with flies all over her butt.
 duchaschmeremol: i'll teach you whom to bet on, poroto!
 wolfpk: @dangerkeith3000 That came from the booster.
 trepanation: clean yo ass!
 WTF: He's got my vote!
 Hosebag: DING DING!
 Shay: Bullshit meets bullshitters.
 copunter: the faces of the deceased were blurred due to the pending manslaughter trial of one Heraldo Vaca, the alleged bull
 Niels Bohr: @Niels Bohr Bull Shittens as it were.
 Niels Bohr: Shittens for bulls.
 A duck: bull needs to work on its ass hygiene
 Nope: Scared the face right off em
Image 189650   07-06-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
531
 
 WaffleIron: @Skinr Jillal
 Skinr: Someone needs to make an all-girl Jackal cover band, very soon.
 Prombom: Work that wood! Work it real good.
 Knice: Be Stihl my heart.
 Mr. Butt: HOLY SHIT IS IT LADIES WITH CHAINSAWS WEEK AGAIN!!?
 Mad Collager: I saw what you did there.
 scribbs: *Crete
 Ihminen: Oh hey it's Griffon Ramsey! rad
Image 189649   07-06-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
831
 
 Peter Pantsless: The Moon landing was fake. I can see the pixels
 duchaschmeremol: @duchaschmeremol ...35yr old dads
 duchaschmeremol: @Skinr from my perspective, the kid is just a welcome excuse to spend money on cool toys. i bet the happiest consumers of lego star wars are today's 6 yr olds'
 Science: @Nope: The problem with Lego nowadays is that it's hard to just get a generic set. Everything is a licensed kit that builds one thing.
 Skinr: As an adult who has to worry about money, I realize that Lego sets are really expensive toys for a kid. As someone who had Lego bricks as a kid, I can say that they are well worth it if the kid is sufficiently creative.
 trelyate: that many legos probably costs as much as a space shuttle
 Sadbot: Spaceship!
 Mad Collager: Dress for the job(s) you want.
 Bluetocracy: Astronaut Statue Lego model: 468,724 piece kit complete with instruction manual
 Nope: Lego is cool in so many ways.
Image 189648   07-06-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
531
 
 ch: i can taste that cake right now soooooo deliciously generic
 dobbiesdoogs: it was actually for this cake
 Gomi Day: uh.. thanks, satan!
 Scoo: It was for a doughnut. Mmm.... sacrilicious
 WaffleIron: I hope it was for a better pancreas, cause then I'd eat the entire cake.
Image 189647   07-06-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
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 mrwiffler: Linux would be simple they said.
 Hosebag: @Mr. Shine As a noted scientist, I find it a bit surprising that the girl blinded ME with science.
 Mr. Shine: SCIENCE!!!
 dobbiesdoogs: i've lost the bleeps, i've lost the sweeps, and i've lost the creeps
 Ihminen: Your gaming PC looking pretty good but will it run Witcher 3 on max graphics?
 Christina: Pink science room.
 WaffleIron: "Here, sit in front of the equipment and look like your doing sciencey stuff while I take the photo"
Image 189646   07-06-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
197
 
 Zukero: How to basic's computer.
 E. HONDA: ...kill? kiss? kick? kinkshame? kayak with?
 Dr. Bathroom: Ah, the days of working helpdesk when you get to find shit like this! Paydirt!
 Bluetocracy: 'Erase if Arrested' had to go, but 'Students that I will probably have to kill' that happens to line up with the missing persons report is fine to keep
 grizzly: @Christina "work"
 Sadbot: @Christina And/or turds
 Christina: This person's work has something to do with eggs.
Image 189645   07-06-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
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