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268396  Sadbot: I vaguely recall an Oglaf about police who intervene when there's bad sex

268391  wolfpk: Pet is: A cat!

268400  Knice: Nature wants to speak to your manager.

268402  Knice: @lolnotrly Flerts ma turts.

268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.



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 Rat-Butt: ...I had hair like Hall...the word is "had"...
 addend: Autographed by John Oates.
 Ulillillia: 80s.jpg
 Brain Thoughts: Oof, this hits me right in the hair bone.
Image 189470   07-05-17   Uploaded by    FabricMan
Score:
445
 
 XLY: Krang? is that you? what happened to your glasses bro!?
 square44: it's not murder, it's self-defense at this point
 Urn BooUrn: Do you even gravida, bro?
 Scoo: Didn't skip embryo day!
Image 189469   07-05-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
129
 
 tehghost: It kind of looks like a young Dave Gibbons starring in a remake of The 13th Floor
 Ulillillia: Haha "tell us what you thought of this" is a perfect prompt. Thanks, Spaceship.
 why the long face: Haha "tell us what you thought of this" is a perfect prompt. Thanks, Spaceship.
 durian: Haha "tell us what you thought of this" is a perfect prompt. Thanks, Spaceship.
Image 189468   07-05-17   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
209
 
 trepanation: Unless it expires on February 151441th, 2010
 Zampano: this thing has 149thousand years before it expires. Thats a sick shelf life. the ink the expiration date is on there with will fade long before it expires.
 addend: Same.
 Peach: Kinda looks like a butt.
 WTF: By then all life on Earth will be extinct... just think how much this will have appreciated in value!
Image 189467   07-05-17   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
422
 
 addend: All are cold, ephemeral, and mostly water.
Image 189466   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
517
 
 Shay: Also, username/upload combo.
 elmosco: Collecting rings like a REAL American.
 Shay: Adorably, yet sickeningly cute. Had to rad.
 Mexico: m.youtube.com/…
 RiderFan: Sonic XL.
Image 189465   07-05-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
602
 
 The Turks: Chemtrails
 raditzu: getting "land a Boeing on a bridge" achievement, fourth attempt.
 Mr. Shine: WHOOOOOOOSH
 WaffleIron: Looks like SFO
Image 189464   07-05-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
525
 
 bug: @Air Biscuit That level was freaking killer too.
 Hyphae: @Air Biscuit but so worth the effort!
 Air Biscuit: Battletoads is hard.
Image 189463   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
622
 
 wolfpk: High four!
 FireBreathingMarmot: tellin jokes he got off laffy taffy
 Ulillillia: Pupper has a conjoined twin
 Benana: The happiest pupper
Image 189462   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
237
 
 Frum Temps: The snow is putting out the hill fire
 Teechur: You know nuthin', Jon Snow.
Image 189461   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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