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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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2. dangerkeith3000
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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

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 Rat-Butt: Old ppl, amiright
 Hokie333: Jean-Luc and Beverley's vacation snaps.
 Skaalar: @Teechur @Prostata When the comments make the image :3
 fanny: I told my parents not to post their selfies!
 Teechur: @Prostata Just the tip.
 Prostata: down at the lake gettin' a little head
Image 188808   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
 copunter: sperngeberb squerpanz!
 twisty: Cool font
 Shay: I do see a David Bowie tat to the left, so that means you like David Bowie.
Image 188807   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 tib gubb: a sad boy
 Knice: @Niels Bohr *solemn high-five*
 Niels Bohr: In my experience most adults are just children with wrinkles.
 Skaalar: Can confirm. No one gives you an instructional pamphlet
Image 188806   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
 Rat-Butt: I can hear Burt Bacarat in the b/g
 Rat-Butt: I can hear Burt Bacarat in the b/g
 Rat-Butt: New take on a ship in a bottle...
 Rat-Butt: We get, you huff.
 Shay: Samus is in trouble.
Image 188805   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Rat-Butt: Yaorry, that was the remake...Alfa shot first
 Rat-Butt: Buckwheat shot first!
 SkidSolo: MAD
 Teechur: I'm the Barber of Seville! Figaro! Figaro! Figaro! How do you like that?
 Shay: He's thinking about those beans.
Image 188804   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 abrahamx: An Atari ST hooked up to a *(squint)* IBM PS/2?
 dangerous dave: Sarah Polley's character in the Sweet Hereafter would never have torpedoed Ian Holm's class-action suit if he'd gotten her this.
Image 188803   07-02-17   Uploaded by    chelseachels
 Psymon: But are there enough strawbs to choke a horse?
Image 188802   07-02-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Image 188801 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mr. Lizard. You have brought shame on us, Mr. Lizard.
 Rat-Butt: Welp...that did it...where is my flamethrower?
 Prostata: ZALGO COMES
 Air Biscuit: "This isnt even my final form"
 Rev80: Proof that Dave Thomas is Satan???
 Darmstadtium: Wendy will take your soul now
Image 188800   07-02-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *cook
 tib gubb: it's a secret that there's actually a right way to cook with a microwave
 Ihminen: "how to use tears as seasoning"
 PlzPlzMe: Im eating microwaved frozen pizza for one with The Baron
 Lantry: Got this book for Christmas. Most of the recipes are just opening a can of food, putting it in a bowl, and microwaving it.
 Air Biscuit: Onnnnneeeeeeee is the easiest number that youll ever coom for
 piranharama: Also recommended: Cat Lady's Essential Guide to Writing Your Precious Babies Into Your Will
 Bob: I've actually flipped thru this book. It's every bit as sad as you would expect.
 Rev80: Microwave for One, Eat for Three
 duchaschmeremol: includes free hack so you can microwave your own head until the sadness finally stops
 duchaschmeremol: includes free hack so you can microwave your own head until the sadness finally stops
 Mr Shifty: Microwave your way out of depression
 Zampano: if you're microwaving a whole meal that isn't a frozen dinner its kind of implied that its only going to be you eating
 Theimposter: 189.96 - money can buy sadness.
 annterland: Tastes like sadness
Image 188799   07-02-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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