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268842  WTF: "I only haaave eyeeees... fooooor yooooouuu!"

268836  WannaBee: @KingTrebek I used google to search the site. I typed 'site:friendly spaceship.com tail' then I just went through the images until I found it.

268829  charlemagne: break some off

268831  Annoying Vegan : Pets should be given middle names more often.

268836  KingTrebek: @WannaBee How did you even find that?

268830  grizzly: For the glory of Satan, of course!

268838  Not A Bot: Cat does not look happy with that description, but is taking it in stride.

268837  Felicity: Reminds me of that summer I was so poor all I had to eat in the kitchen was cake decorations that looked like these

268795  a robot: @hajjpodge Ms. Kitty sounds awesome :3 My cat will also play fetch sometimes and it's great

39317  WannaBee: Return #268836

268836  WannaBee: Is this #39317?

268824  Felicity: Remember Mac evangelism?

268831  Felicity: I'm in the black lodge...with...dog...Cooper

268822  a robot: *causes traffic accident waving at Wolfie*

268833  Felicity: What

268826  a robot: Subversive cross stitch! I have this book

268830  a robot: Doesn't matter, got petted

268833  a robot: Yahoo Serious Film Festival

268747  a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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11. frenk: 1499 points
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Score:
278
 
 Mr Shifty: Don't you worry about women El Barto. They'll come running when they realise their shelf life is running out and nag/bully you unmercifully until you sympathy marry them.
 Zampano: Bartholomew JoJo Simpson looks incredibly stoned in this picture
 a robot: "Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act. That they can never be anything more than vacuous ninnies whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends talking about how damn terrific it is to look pretty and have a rich husband!" *throws doll out window*
 Scoo: Now, let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
 SomeCanadian: "Math is hard!"
 WaffleIron: "Are you ready to fucking rage?"
Image 188569   07-01-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
263
 
 Jolly Well: I have some of the same properties. Perhaps I am a superheroine
 Mr. Butt: @Annoying Vegan :D
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Butt Didn't even notice the twig n berries till my husband pointed it out, which cracked me up even more.
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Butt IT IS A THING OF BEAUTY
 Annoying Vegan : youtu.be/…
 Mr. Butt: Goddammit!
 Mr. Butt: grilledsloinbacon/GMgwV5mIpv8
 Mr. Butt: @Annoying Vegan The animation has been posted
 Quackzy: Lightning fast pessimism. Or could it be lightning fast pessimism hot dogs? Both excellent powers
 Warrax: Can hedgehogs even be caucasian?
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Butt You should sell a book of drawings!
 Amy Housewine: Walk-in wardrobe though, he has that going for him.
 Zampano: @Zampano not that I like hot dogs
 Zampano: i didnt realise you could "like" hot dogs, and have it as a "super power"
 trelyate: he may like hotdogs, but he will always feel empty inside
 Mr. Butt: For anybody who actually likes my MS paint drawings...I may or may not be animating something at the moment. (Stay tuned).
Image 188568   07-01-17   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
138
 
 Science: Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist.
 Zampano: this instantly put the first 4 bars of the (original) Knight Rider theme in my head, so, if thats what you were going for, @Supermansbrother , then good on you
 Side Boob: It's a sad day when people don't know about Knight Rider :(
 copunter: B is for bad. B is for beetus
 Peter Pantsless: I keep trying to get one with my name, but they're always out of "Bort."
Image 188567   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
234
 
 Suburbanmom: These dudes get so many chicks...They are living in a bomb shelter to stay safe...
 Jennerator: We almost look as real as it gets
 afroking: @Shay I heard he got Phil Spector to produce it though
 Shay: Art Garfunkel's son started a punk band; wasn't as successful as his dad.
 nclaw: The sci-fi movie The Borrower (1991) has a scene with a band that looks like this
 Mr Shifty: A whole lot of not getting laid going on here
 Amy Housewine: The early days of Bruce Hornsby & The Range.
 grizzly: Dude on the left gets it.
Image 188566   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
608
 
 Jennerator: Fear the anti-Trump
 Rev80: Dahlsim has really let himself go.. and he grew hair!
 FabricMan: Go-go gadget fondling arms!
 Annoying Vegan : My brother used to have a Stretch Armstrong toy when we were kids.
 Peter Pantsless: Mr. Fantastic got lonely and creepy after Sue Storm got killed by, like, some space mantis, or whatever
Image 188565   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
589
 
 FabricMan: It should be July 2nd
 Mr Shifty: 1783 clod.
 Amy Housewine: (Assuming this is about the American revolution and not about Edward Gibbon publishing "A History Of The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire").
 Amy Housewine: Amexit.
 Zampano: nice
 trelyate: @ignatz don't mind if I do
 sassysass: Yanksit?
 WaffleIron: Wasn't it more like a "bruck off" instead of brexit?
Image 188564   07-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
682
 
 Shay: Making Mondays sexy again.
 ASTER: This was taken out of the context of a really funny tweet that woman made.
 Queen K: Again, this is a very specific fetish
 Mr. Shine: This stirs deeply conflicting feelings.
 Zampano: to hell with the Garfield drawing, the girl is beautiful. reminds me of a circa 1985 Molly Ringwald, only, ya know, like ten times cuter
 Teechur: Molly Ringwald is quite the artist.
 Nope: follow your dreams
 Sadbot: Garf head on Pam bod, nice
 Mr. Butt: I sincerely hope this makes 1000 points.
 grid: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
Image 188563   07-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
235
 
 Mr Shifty: 'Spartan race' lol Broflake run more like.
 Mr. Shine: It's so cute when couples do activities together.
 house md: Do you even Bro, Bro?
 SomeCanadian: They're doing the fusion dance wrong.
 Nope: Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Image 188562   07-01-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
839
 
 Science: I imagine that dog uncurling like some sort of gigantic spider from the realm of nightmare.
 Theimposter: Forkrul Doggo.
 Dreforian: Some cats have extra toes. This dog seems to have extra elbows.
 trelyate: is your dog part deer?
 Teh Simpson: How many dog is that?
 Teechur: Only seems to be missing a part or two. It's fine.
 SomeCanadian: You should get your dogs fluids replaced every 6 mo the or 2000 miles, whichever comes first.
 9inchfails: Borkfing mantis
 Scoo: Most Dogerous Catch
 Amy Housewine: Dogtopus.
 Air Biscuit: If dogs were in gangs, how would they throw up gang signs?
 scribbs: I think your dog is The Thing.
 Side Boob: That chair has certainly seen better days
Image 188561   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
837
 
 San DoDo: :3P
 Teechur: Earth Cat visits the realm of Ceiling Cat. Disapproval on both sides.
 SomeCanadian: *Subterrainian MLEM*
 Turd Ferguson: And when you're down here with me, you'll float too
 Peter Pantsless: The new extreme challenge version of "Fits/Sits"
 tib gubb: they all float down here
Image 188560   07-01-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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