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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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Score:
382
 
 apoxia: I had a banaba curry once. I wouldn't recommend it.
 Ulillillia: Nancy sends you one of those when you reach purple.
 Aemuli: It's the winking that's really the upsetting part
 Peter Pantsless: Tried to make some bread with those things but it transformed into apple bread. Still pretty good.
 addend: Plot twist: He doesn't know it's a cookbook.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: things i want to print, frame, and hang on my wall that i found on aggro-gator: part 48
 SomeCanadian: That's not new. @dangerkeith3000
 androbot: Up your butt?
Image 188366   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
267
 
 tib gubb: different cultures have different ways of seeing god
 WaffleIron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 addend: Tiny worm crawling across bottom stretch?
 Shay: Too late!!!! Snooki's got you trapped!!!
 Mad Collager: Playing with her violin this way really takes guts. She isn't afret of anybody.
 Apple IIe: I used to play this game as a kid. The faces you have to make are the best part.
Image 188365   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
608
 
 robford: @a robot That might have been me. If so, YW :-)
 tib gubb: get in, nerd.
 Micro Jackson: Two stars. Not much of a conversationalist. Stopped a lot to nap and hack hairballs.
 Cami: Off to town in me car. Can I get you anything?
 jochenau: A live action Richard Scarry movie? Is nothing sacred?!
 SomeCanadian: Your UBER has arrived.
 a robot: Hey, shout out to the user who randomly radvoted a bunch of my old comments in the 81000 range. Waking up to 25 notifications is nice even if they are on comments from months ago :D
 gggina: They see me rollin', they hatin'...
Image 188364   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
540
 
 Scoo: Googly Monster
 unoplank: greasy
 Baby Jesus: Wow. Lars looks even dumber than he normally does.
Image 188363   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
219
 
 zodiacflash: The Yoyodyne Oscillation Overthruster was designed specifically to avoid the short energy spikes you see on the right of the field when crossing dimensions. Makes for a smoother ride.
 Porm Munties: There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
Image 188362   06-30-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
316
 
 duchaschmeremol: also, pink floyd music will be played constantly
 Eleftheros: @Christina sounds like a scheme...
 Peter Pantsless: Oh no, the mascot pyramid scheme is back
 Horatio: A compact vehicle for the Goa'uld.
 usernamee: @Sage Maybe 11 people, one of whom is pregnant...to give it that extra 1/3
 Sage: 34 isn't divisible by 3.
 VoR: Sooo when we get there it'll be a squeeze....
 Christina: 34 is also the number of rule with no exceptions. So imagine 34 people in a porn pyramid...
Image 188361   06-30-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
559
 
 Frum Temps: Still want to cuddle it
 jazzjunkie: Welcome to Nightvale
 VoR: My three eyed creature is a wolf.
 Christina: Not all black cats are evil. Only three-eyed ones.
Image 188360   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
486
 
 Cami: @White Rice Cool!
 White Rice: @Cami his was so good. I remember Charlie sheen had a good one too (which, given his craziness around that time, was a nice surprise)
 PushyWebsite: Yeah, because 100% of the people who made the videos did it for charity...
 Micro Jackson: Can I get in on that?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: soooo the thing is the ice bucket challenge DID actually work in raising funds and awareness for ALS soooooooooo
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :) the kids at my school each did a small ceramic piece (flower or bug, or just a blob) and my coworkers and i assembled it and have been grouting... for what seems like forever!! it's pouring here today so i can work on it :(
 Cami: The ice bucket malarkey bugged me until Sir Patrick Stewart owned it with his video. It's well worth looking up if you haven't seen it.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Can't wait to see it!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i second the nomination! i've been grouting a ceramic mural the past few days, my drawing fingers are blistered to shit at the moment :-/
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I nominate @Mr. Butt. I haven't seen a buttwork in a while
 XLY: those aren't even pants
 addend: The Oatmeal Challenge is born.
 fanny: according to The Spaceship book of law, someone must now draw themselves taking a picture of this drawing
 Dr Awkward: I am now aware. Does this mean I'm "woke"
Image 188359   06-30-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
575
 
 Ulillillia: Someone must play that game outside my window at 5 every morning.
 Wet farts: I love everything about this.
 zodiacflash: Ah-well-ah everybody's heard, about the bird...
 RainbowTornado: Bird up!
 Peach: Birds beep?
 Scoo: The Bird is the Word
 hajjpodge: This was cheaply made.
 ignatz: Bird
Image 188358   06-30-17   Uploaded by    SCheeseman
Score:
158
 
 WaffleIron: Yup, going there next time I'm in AZ, even if they charge money. Wouldn't be the first time I've paid money to look at a hole in the ground.
 Mr Shifty: Nice hole
 Dr Awkward: Meteor crater.... as a kid, I read about it in a National Geographic book on geology, and I really wanted to see it. I now live in driving distance of the thing and haven't been yet. I do know that there's a Subway at the visitors center...
 VoR: Mushrooooooom
 ignatz: Anyone else get the 'Inny/Outie' inversion thingy?
Image 188357   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
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