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258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

258173  Prostata: An anagram of "donald trump" is "lord damp nut"

258175  wolfpk: Just so you know, there's like a lot of dogs on here

258169  Scoo: Dickf buttf

258169  wolfpk: Born with a bone

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Score:
267
 
 tib gubb: different cultures have different ways of seeing god
 WaffleIron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 addend: Tiny worm crawling across bottom stretch?
 Shay: Too late!!!! Snooki's got you trapped!!!
 Mad Collager: Playing with her violin this way really takes guts. She isn't afret of anybody.
 Apple IIe: I used to play this game as a kid. The faces you have to make are the best part.
Image 188365   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
608
 
 robford: @a robot That might have been me. If so, YW :-)
 tib gubb: get in, nerd.
 Micro Jackson: Two stars. Not much of a conversationalist. Stopped a lot to nap and hack hairballs.
 Cami: Off to town in me car. Can I get you anything?
 jochenau: A live action Richard Scarry movie? Is nothing sacred?!
 SomeCanadian: Your UBER has arrived.
 a robot: Hey, shout out to the user who randomly radvoted a bunch of my old comments in the 81000 range. Waking up to 25 notifications is nice even if they are on comments from months ago :D
 gggina: They see me rollin', they hatin'...
Image 188364   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
540
 
 Scoo: Googly Monster
 unoplank: greasy
 Baby Jesus: Wow. Lars looks even dumber than he normally does.
Image 188363   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
219
 
 zodiacflash: The Yoyodyne Oscillation Overthruster was designed specifically to avoid the short energy spikes you see on the right of the field when crossing dimensions. Makes for a smoother ride.
 Porm Munties: There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
Image 188362   06-30-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
316
 
 duchaschmeremol: also, pink floyd music will be played constantly
 Eleftheros: @Christina sounds like a scheme...
 Peter Pantsless: Oh no, the mascot pyramid scheme is back
 Horatio: A compact vehicle for the Goa'uld.
 usernamee: @Sage Maybe 11 people, one of whom is pregnant...to give it that extra 1/3
 Sage: 34 isn't divisible by 3.
 VoR: Sooo when we get there it'll be a squeeze....
 Christina: 34 is also the number of rule with no exceptions. So imagine 34 people in a porn pyramid...
Image 188361   06-30-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
559
 
 Frum Temps: Still want to cuddle it
 jazzjunkie: Welcome to Nightvale
 VoR: My three eyed creature is a wolf.
 Christina: Not all black cats are evil. Only three-eyed ones.
Image 188360   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
486
 
 Cami: @White Rice Cool!
 White Rice: @Cami his was so good. I remember Charlie sheen had a good one too (which, given his craziness around that time, was a nice surprise)
 PushyWebsite: Yeah, because 100% of the people who made the videos did it for charity...
 Micro Jackson: Can I get in on that?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: soooo the thing is the ice bucket challenge DID actually work in raising funds and awareness for ALS soooooooooo
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :) the kids at my school each did a small ceramic piece (flower or bug, or just a blob) and my coworkers and i assembled it and have been grouting... for what seems like forever!! it's pouring here today so i can work on it :(
 Cami: The ice bucket malarkey bugged me until Sir Patrick Stewart owned it with his video. It's well worth looking up if you haven't seen it.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Can't wait to see it!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i second the nomination! i've been grouting a ceramic mural the past few days, my drawing fingers are blistered to shit at the moment :-/
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I nominate @Mr. Butt. I haven't seen a buttwork in a while
 XLY: those aren't even pants
 addend: The Oatmeal Challenge is born.
 fanny: according to The Spaceship book of law, someone must now draw themselves taking a picture of this drawing
 Dr Awkward: I am now aware. Does this mean I'm "woke"
Image 188359   06-30-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
575
 
 Ulillillia: Someone must play that game outside my window at 5 every morning.
 Wet farts: I love everything about this.
 zodiacflash: Ah-well-ah everybody's heard, about the bird...
 RainbowTornado: Bird up!
 Peach: Birds beep?
 Scoo: The Bird is the Word
 hajjpodge: This was cheaply made.
 ignatz: Bird
Image 188358   06-30-17   Uploaded by    SCheeseman
Score:
158
 
 WaffleIron: Yup, going there next time I'm in AZ, even if they charge money. Wouldn't be the first time I've paid money to look at a hole in the ground.
 Mr Shifty: Nice hole
 Dr Awkward: Meteor crater.... as a kid, I read about it in a National Geographic book on geology, and I really wanted to see it. I now live in driving distance of the thing and haven't been yet. I do know that there's a Subway at the visitors center...
 VoR: Mushrooooooom
 ignatz: Anyone else get the 'Inny/Outie' inversion thingy?
Image 188357   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
171
 
 Mr Shifty: This is the very personification of schizophrenia. It's an Air loom made from the original diagrams. Google James Tilly Matthews.
 fanny: how do you even desk here?
 Flirb Dampumple: I always hit my knees on the stupid keyboard tray. I shudder to think what this desk would do to me.
 hanky: Desk almost fully charged
Image 188356   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Mr Shifty
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