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257749  Felicity: Do they come through the tubes?

257750  Felicity: My first thought was Rush Limbaugh

257820  tib gubb: very statuesque

257756  Felicity: Promptly arrested by police

257820  Dr Awkward: Interesting face swap

257759  Felicity: RO REAH!

257763  Felicity: I once let my cat write a column for my zine by letting him walk across the keyboard and using whatever he typed. It looked a lot like what @bug said

257819  ignatz: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..

257766  Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise

257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

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257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



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219
 
 zodiacflash: The Yoyodyne Oscillation Overthruster was designed specifically to avoid the short energy spikes you see on the right of the field when crossing dimensions. Makes for a smoother ride.
 Porm Munties: There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
Image 188362   06-30-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
316
 
 duchaschmeremol: also, pink floyd music will be played constantly
 Eleftheros: @Christina sounds like a scheme...
 Peter Pantsless: Oh no, the mascot pyramid scheme is back
 Horatio: A compact vehicle for the Goa'uld.
 usernamee: @Sage Maybe 11 people, one of whom is pregnant...to give it that extra 1/3
 Sage: 34 isn't divisible by 3.
 VoR: Sooo when we get there it'll be a squeeze....
 Christina: 34 is also the number of rule with no exceptions. So imagine 34 people in a porn pyramid...
Image 188361   06-30-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
559
 
 Frum Temps: Still want to cuddle it
 jazzjunkie: Welcome to Nightvale
 VoR: My three eyed creature is a wolf.
 Christina: Not all black cats are evil. Only three-eyed ones.
Image 188360   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
486
 
 Cami: @White Rice Cool!
 White Rice: @Cami his was so good. I remember Charlie sheen had a good one too (which, given his craziness around that time, was a nice surprise)
 PushyWebsite: Yeah, because 100% of the people who made the videos did it for charity...
 Micro Jackson: Can I get in on that?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: soooo the thing is the ice bucket challenge DID actually work in raising funds and awareness for ALS soooooooooo
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :) the kids at my school each did a small ceramic piece (flower or bug, or just a blob) and my coworkers and i assembled it and have been grouting... for what seems like forever!! it's pouring here today so i can work on it :(
 Cami: The ice bucket malarkey bugged me until Sir Patrick Stewart owned it with his video. It's well worth looking up if you haven't seen it.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Can't wait to see it!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i second the nomination! i've been grouting a ceramic mural the past few days, my drawing fingers are blistered to shit at the moment :-/
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I nominate @Mr. Butt. I haven't seen a buttwork in a while
 XLY: those aren't even pants
 addend: The Oatmeal Challenge is born.
 fanny: according to The Spaceship book of law, someone must now draw themselves taking a picture of this drawing
 Dr Awkward: I am now aware. Does this mean I'm "woke"
Image 188359   06-30-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
575
 
 Ulillillia: Someone must play that game outside my window at 5 every morning.
 Wet farts: I love everything about this.
 zodiacflash: Ah-well-ah everybody's heard, about the bird...
 RainbowTornado: Bird up!
 Peach: Birds beep?
 Scoo: The Bird is the Word
 hajjpodge: This was cheaply made.
 ignatz: Bird
Image 188358   06-30-17   Uploaded by    SCheeseman
Score:
158
 
 WaffleIron: Yup, going there next time I'm in AZ, even if they charge money. Wouldn't be the first time I've paid money to look at a hole in the ground.
 Mr Shifty: Nice hole
 Dr Awkward: Meteor crater.... as a kid, I read about it in a National Geographic book on geology, and I really wanted to see it. I now live in driving distance of the thing and haven't been yet. I do know that there's a Subway at the visitors center...
 VoR: Mushrooooooom
 ignatz: Anyone else get the 'Inny/Outie' inversion thingy?
Image 188357   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
171
 
 Mr Shifty: This is the very personification of schizophrenia. It's an Air loom made from the original diagrams. Google James Tilly Matthews.
 fanny: how do you even desk here?
 Flirb Dampumple: I always hit my knees on the stupid keyboard tray. I shudder to think what this desk would do to me.
 hanky: Desk almost fully charged
Image 188356   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Mr Shifty
Score:
243
 
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 This abyss is even scarier than most abbots.
 eradicator: The Abyss.
 Eleftheros: Raddest nope
 Rat-Butt: I was just swimming along, minding my own business and this freaking space alien sticks something in my face, there was a bright light and BAM he was gone...
 Rat-Butt: Discovery Channel, they ought to call it the Nightmare Channel, amiright!
Image 188355   06-30-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
211
 
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot Never forget. That show was a trip.
 Micro Jackson: I feel like I'm forgetting something....
 Sadbot: @Mr. Shine I just rewatched that for some absurdist nostalgia! Always good to see someone remembers the Petes
 Mr. Shine: KING O FROD
 Dr Awkward: *Banjo playing intensifies
 Rat-Butt: I guess you CAN take it all with you
Image 188354   06-30-17   Uploaded by    taxKilla
Score:
126
 
 WaffleIron: That trap looks difficult difficult lemon difficult.
 Weedheart: I found a way to write off my cocaine expenses. Brilliant deduction, Holmes!
 duckfarts: "yup, that's a large door" "sherlock, you've done it again!"
 Eleftheros: As Narrated By Hunter S Thompson
 SurfNTurf: Audiocassette sleeve?
Image 188353   06-30-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
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