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273021  ignatz: Yuh, saving the Tiny Rebel for elevenses..

273023  ignatz: Best. Gloryhole. Ever..

273021  runny999: Hottest mix tape in preschool

272999  Dr Awkward: [Gives High Five to bird]

272963  ignatz: @Spazstatic Haha I know a few Smoothbrains..

272993  Passive: To answer your question, baby, something like this.

273017  Dr Awkward: Thorough AF.

273010  Passive: You've heard of the go-pro? This is the leave-and-never-come-back pro

273015  El hefe: Biting one of those would cause a nuclear explosion

272922  KingTrebek: Nice belt

273029  Crim Tender: That pupper looks like someone mixed parts at the Build-a-Doggo workshop

272934  Passive: Typical reaction to your average Leslie Neilson movie.

273009  mammal883: stop taking pictures and give me a hand.

273015  mammal883: The next stage will be the duplication of the 'm' into each new candy, can't remember from 10th grade what that phase is called, maybe logophase?

273015  mammal883: Mitosis

273010  Side Boob: Nobody cares about the minutia of your life.

272968  Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272960  Side Boob: @addend I fully intend to go and do my civic duty, I just hate travelling to the city. They should do it at my house :P

273019  Not A Bot: Well, the glass is clean, anyway.

273014  tib gubb: alas, harambe...

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272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272993 Passive: To answer your question, baby, something like this.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272991 turtled: Trick question: the first letter in 'the English alphabet' is a T

272892 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I have absolutely zero reasons or incentives to be anywhere near there at 10pm any night, much less Wednesday. (in fact, I am blissfully unaware of any 10 PM Wed. antics)

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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 zodiacflash: The Yoyodyne Oscillation Overthruster was designed specifically to avoid the short energy spikes you see on the right of the field when crossing dimensions. Makes for a smoother ride.
 Porm Munties: There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
Image 188362   06-30-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
316
 
 duchaschmeremol: also, pink floyd music will be played constantly
 Eleftheros: @Christina sounds like a scheme...
 Peter Pantsless: Oh no, the mascot pyramid scheme is back
 Horatio: A compact vehicle for the Goa'uld.
 usernamee: @Sage Maybe 11 people, one of whom is pregnant...to give it that extra 1/3
 Sage: 34 isn't divisible by 3.
 Stom Premben: Sooo when we get there it'll be a squeeze....
 Christina: 34 is also the number of rule with no exceptions. So imagine 34 people in a porn pyramid...
Image 188361   06-30-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
559
 
 Frum Temps: Still want to cuddle it
 jazzjunkie: Welcome to Nightvale
 Gallifrasian: My three eyed creature is a wolf.
 Christina: Not all black cats are evil. Only three-eyed ones.
Image 188360   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
486
 
 Cami: @White Rice Cool!
 White Rice: @Cami his was so good. I remember Charlie sheen had a good one too (which, given his craziness around that time, was a nice surprise)
 PushyWebsite: Yeah, because 100% of the people who made the videos did it for charity...
 Micro Jackson: Can I get in on that?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: soooo the thing is the ice bucket challenge DID actually work in raising funds and awareness for ALS soooooooooo
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :) the kids at my school each did a small ceramic piece (flower or bug, or just a blob) and my coworkers and i assembled it and have been grouting... for what seems like forever!! it's pouring here today so i can work on it :(
 Cami: The ice bucket malarkey bugged me until Sir Patrick Stewart owned it with his video. It's well worth looking up if you haven't seen it.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Can't wait to see it!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i second the nomination! i've been grouting a ceramic mural the past few days, my drawing fingers are blistered to shit at the moment :-/
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I nominate @Mr. Butt. I haven't seen a buttwork in a while
 XLY: those aren't even pants
 addend: The Oatmeal Challenge is born.
 fanny: according to The Spaceship book of law, someone must now draw themselves taking a picture of this drawing
 redrex: I am now aware. Does this mean I'm "woke"
Image 188359   06-30-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
575
 
 Ulillillia: Someone must play that game outside my window at 5 every morning.
 Wet farts: I love everything about this.
 zodiacflash: Ah-well-ah everybody's heard, about the bird...
 RainbowTornado: Bird up!
 Peach: Birds beep?
 Scoo: The Bird is the Word
 hajjpodge: This was cheaply made.
 genius: Bird
Image 188358   06-30-17   Uploaded by    SCheeseman
Score:
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 WaffleIron: Yup, going there next time I'm in AZ, even if they charge money. Wouldn't be the first time I've paid money to look at a hole in the ground.
 Mr Shifty: Nice hole
 static xyz: Meteor crater.... as a kid, I read about it in a National Geographic book on geology, and I really wanted to see it. I now live in driving distance of the thing and haven't been yet. I do know that there's a Subway at the visitors center...
 yawgmoth: Mushrooooooom
 zoe: Anyone else get the 'Inny/Outie' inversion thingy?
Image 188357   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
171
 
 Mr Shifty: This is the very personification of schizophrenia. It's an Air loom made from the original diagrams. Google James Tilly Matthews.
 fanny: how do you even desk here?
 Flirb Dampumple: I always hit my knees on the stupid keyboard tray. I shudder to think what this desk would do to me.
 hanky: Desk almost fully charged
Image 188356   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Mr Shifty
Score:
243
 
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 This abyss is even scarier than most abbots.
 eradicator: The Abyss.
 Eleftheros: Raddest nope
 Rat-Butt: I was just swimming along, minding my own business and this freaking space alien sticks something in my face, there was a bright light and BAM he was gone...
 Rat-Butt: Discovery Channel, they ought to call it the Nightmare Channel, amiright!
Image 188355   06-30-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
211
 
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot Never forget. That show was a trip.
 Micro Jackson: I feel like I'm forgetting something....
 Sadbot: @Mr. Shine I just rewatched that for some absurdist nostalgia! Always good to see someone remembers the Petes
 Mr. Shine: KING O FROD
 Frank herbert: *Banjo playing intensifies
 Rat-Butt: I guess you CAN take it all with you
Image 188354   06-30-17   Uploaded by    taxKilla
Score:
126
 
 WaffleIron: That trap looks difficult difficult lemon difficult.
 Weedheart: I found a way to write off my cocaine expenses. Brilliant deduction, Holmes!
 duckfarts: "yup, that's a large door" "sherlock, you've done it again!"
 Eleftheros: As Narrated By Hunter S Thompson
 SurfNTurf: Audiocassette sleeve?
Image 188353   06-30-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
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