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234016  Zukero: There was a spider on it.

234019  addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!

234020  Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious

234018  Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy

234019  tib gubb: new contra game looking good

234017  addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"

234019  Yurishiro: I'm at a loss for words

233988  barfolomew: You know what would remedy this? A straw!

234015  addend: "Lemme get Ctrl and Alt, then you press Delete, okay?"

233999  barfolomew: @Ulillillia I actually live near this, it's quite uncomfortable to lie down in. It's far too narrow at the bottom.

234018  Yurishiro: Jason McLargemouth

234009  Yurishiro: @addend I couldn't.

234010  Yurishiro: That was the weirdest bachelor party

234012  Yurishiro: Kanye Worst

234013  Yurishiro: mleeh

234014  Yurishiro: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?? There's a chessboard on the wall!

233923  Yurishiro: "I will get on that couch..."

233924  Yurishiro: 10

234015  Yurishiro: Does your girlfriend use hair conditioner?

234017  Yurishiro: You mean Deputy Director Bullock and Magneto!

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233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.



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Score:
642
 
 Catcat: He's sleeping on an even bigger white cat.
 Rat-Butt: I plot the down fall of this hooman...but nothing! Nothing effects it! I tear at his hand and he thinks I am playing with him. I bring dead things to show my skill and ruthlessness and he thinks I think he doesn't eat enough! He eats like a freaking horse...
 Rat-Butt: Uhg! What a day I have had with that...that...that DOG!
 Rat-Butt: Damn! I got an eye booger that I can't rub out...
Image 188152   06-29-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
668
 
 Ihminen: I have to go my home planet needs me
 Catcat: When you name your dog Number Six.
 Derp Herpigan: [Muffled borkf]
 Meow: now he casts hearth, leaving the DPS dogs to deal with the aggro
 Off Topic: Moments before, Dorothy dropped her doghouse on top of the Wicked Cat of the East and stole her Ruby collar.
 Dr Awkward: Are you a good dog or are you a bad dog?
Image 188151   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
984
 
 Air Biscuit: The one armed mans other arm is your hamburger.
 Peter Pantsless: Rad for Comedy Bang! Bang!
 Robespierre: He kind of lost his primary focus after a few years.
 Meow: add that you're in the market for a tiny house and we got a show!
 SomeCanadian: Cardiovascular disease is a bitch.
 Scoo: Maybe it's both?
Image 188150   06-29-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
420
 
 Radstarboom: @dangerkeith3000 @Catcat *angrily dancing at them to stop...
 dangerkeith3000: they communicate by dancing
 Catcat: [offscreen: a queen bee angrily buzzing at them to stop fucking off and build regular fucking combs]
 Dr Awkward: Nature finds a way.
Image 188149   06-29-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
240
 
 dangerkeith3000: Pretty good penmanship for a dog.
 Bob: Sounds like a dog.
 SomeCanadian: This is true. Bad dog. @Science
 Science: @SomeCanadian: Yes, but if my dog decides to eat his bowl or the kickboard or a cabinet door one day, it's nobody's fault. He's a dog.
 Catcat: @SomeCanadian Calling yourself your pet's mom/dad is sadder.
 SomeCanadian: True. But in the end you have to take responsibility for the actions of your pets. @Science
 Science: @SomeCanadian: Sometimes, like people, dogs are assholes. Even the best trained dog is still an animal.
 bug: Holy shit, that dog can write!
 SomeCanadian: Dog-shaming is sad. It's the owners damn fault for not training your dog correctly.
Image 188148   06-29-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
315
 
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron they are showoffs.
 dangerkeith3000: Looks like somebody earned his Red Wings.
 Spazstatic: Haha, chompers replaces tee.th
 Spazstatic: I just got a new dentist and he's pretty good. He didn't ask, he could tell. "Your chompers look great, but your gums are irritated. If you flossed you'd stop having gum bleeding when you brush. Not flossing is like only cleaning your head, chest, and back when you shower. The gross stuff is in the crevasses."
 Catcat: @Shay Floss every day, get to enjoy spitting blood.
 Shay: Step 1: Go to dentist. Step 2: Bullshit that you've been flossing Step 3: Blood pours out from your mouth. Step 4: Feel guilty the next day and floss. Step 5: Give up and forget about flossing for six months. Step 6: Repeat.
 Science: @WaffleIron: Why not? They get free dental.
 WaffleIron: Dental hygienists smile?
Image 188147   06-29-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
254
 
 Catcat: @Meow I hope it's racist uncle Steve!
 Catcat: @Yam Plus, isn't turkey like super lean?
 Yam: There's actually a compelling amount of research that suggests foods high in cholesterol and saturated fats aren't the main culprit in cardiovascular disease, and that sugars and other refined carbohydrates are more harmful.
 Meow: somebody is going to go blind from bacon grease trying to carve that thing
Image 188146   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
475
 
 Peter Pantsless: "Do you find something comical about my appearance while I'm driving my automobile?"
 addend: How to not talk to short people.
 ChubbyBuddy: is this the infamous "comey memo?"
 Ulillillia: Hi tall, I'm Dad.
Image 188145   06-29-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
605
 
 werterland: Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-check?
 FireBreathingMarmot: all you can eat fridays is not working out the way he imagined
 Dan Tagonistic: Lobsters ripped my flesh
 SpaceCow: Red Lobster's Battle Royale tie in, all you can kill crab.
 ch: i don't know, i think the weasels were more civilized
 Yam: I was listening to a podcast recently arguing Amelia Earhart was eaten by crabs.
 jazzjunkie: CRAB BATTLE
 Derp Herpigan: What being lvl. 1 in any rpg is like.
 SomeCanadian: Coconut crabs do not do this.
 bug: There's too many of them! *THWACK* We're going to need more butter!
 ChubbyBuddy: lets go somewhere else, this restaurant is a little too DIY
 fanny: RIP Alan Thicke, you should have listened to the warning about the crabs
Image 188144   06-29-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
451
 
 Air Biscuit: The fat element (i feel a little bad about that)
 dangerkeith3000: I hope she also had some sick dance moves.
 addend: Got hired as a librarian.
 Shay: Must have a trove of gems in her stomach.
 piranharama: Nailed it
 Catcat: You had to hide ONE rock inside her, and you jammed the entire box in there!
 SomeCanadian: Plava Laguna cosplay on point.
 ignatz: The show ain't over til the fat lady sings..
Image 188143   06-29-17   Uploaded by    withak
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