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249655  Air Biscuit: Best let sleeping and slithering things lie.

249643  Dresdenkeogh: Lorenzo's Oil.

249646  Dresdenkeogh: One tells only lies. The other only truth.

249647  Dresdenkeogh: Donald Duck/ Donald.... F$%#

249650  Dresdenkeogh: We sprinkle a bunch of oxy's in with the feed.

249643  charlemagne: a series of unfortunate events

248579  Mr Bleak: @DrNinjaman Those are "pinch pots" not remekins - and I have six of those, and a dozen or so ramekins. To the best of my knowledge, none of them fornicate.

248584  Mr Bleak: @Psymon Even then - you should see the bill traffic wardens presented Richard III with.

248626  Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro I know what you mean, but historically they have been treated pretty well - housed, fed, medically treated, protected from predators. It's only in recent times and the advent of factory production that life has become rather nasty. And don't forget: if everyone stopped eating chickens and eggs their population would probably be zero within a decade ...

249654  Yurishiro: Full tactical team at work

249591  Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...

249651  Mr. Whiskers: @Dr. Bathroom Get it?

249578  Christina: 49548532856245283351219 won't you need my real name too?

248626  Yurishiro: @Mr Bleak well yeah ok but in the end I think I would go for better life for the individuals instead of higher quantity of individuals.

249592  Christina: A happy doggo with all of his toys.

249637  Air Biscuit: "How do you even have a drivers license?"

249651  Dr. Bathroom: Ha! Get it?!

249643  Air Biscuit: Gone in 60 seconds

249644  Air Biscuit: Maybe its time to stop enjoying everything, grow up and be an angry jerk cat...

249645  Air Biscuit: The horned tree squirrel is more commonly known by its nickname: "the woodpoker"

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249502 El hefe: Planet of the Crabs

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249591 Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...



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Score:
642
 
 Catcat: He's sleeping on an even bigger white cat.
 Rat-Butt: I plot the down fall of this hooman...but nothing! Nothing effects it! I tear at his hand and he thinks I am playing with him. I bring dead things to show my skill and ruthlessness and he thinks I think he doesn't eat enough! He eats like a freaking horse...
 Rat-Butt: Uhg! What a day I have had with that...that...that DOG!
 Rat-Butt: Damn! I got an eye booger that I can't rub out...
Image 188152   06-29-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
668
 
 Ihminen: I have to go my home planet needs me
 Catcat: When you name your dog Number Six.
 Derp Herpigan: [Muffled borkf]
 Meow: now he casts hearth, leaving the DPS dogs to deal with the aggro
 Off Topic: Moments before, Dorothy dropped her doghouse on top of the Wicked Cat of the East and stole her Ruby collar.
 Dr Awkward: Are you a good dog or are you a bad dog?
Image 188151   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
984
 
 Air Biscuit: The one armed mans other arm is your hamburger.
 Peter Pantsless: Rad for Comedy Bang! Bang!
 Natch: He kind of lost his primary focus after a few years.
 Meow: add that you're in the market for a tiny house and we got a show!
 SomeCanadian: Cardiovascular disease is a bitch.
 Scoo: Maybe it's both?
Image 188150   06-29-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
420
 
 Radstarboom: @dangerkeith3000 @Catcat *angrily dancing at them to stop...
 piratepom: they communicate by dancing
 Catcat: [offscreen: a queen bee angrily buzzing at them to stop fucking off and build regular fucking combs]
 Dr Awkward: Nature finds a way.
Image 188149   06-29-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
240
 
 Brain: Pretty good penmanship for a dog.
 Bob: Sounds like a dog.
 SomeCanadian: This is true. Bad dog. @Science
 Science: @SomeCanadian: Yes, but if my dog decides to eat his bowl or the kickboard or a cabinet door one day, it's nobody's fault. He's a dog.
 Catcat: @SomeCanadian Calling yourself your pet's mom/dad is sadder.
 SomeCanadian: True. But in the end you have to take responsibility for the actions of your pets. @Science
 Science: @SomeCanadian: Sometimes, like people, dogs are assholes. Even the best trained dog is still an animal.
 bug: Holy shit, that dog can write!
 SomeCanadian: Dog-shaming is sad. It's the owners damn fault for not training your dog correctly.
Image 188148   06-29-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
315
 
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron they are showoffs.
 Albo Grungus: Looks like somebody earned his Red Wings.
 Spazstatic: Haha, chompers replaces tee.th
 Spazstatic: I just got a new dentist and he's pretty good. He didn't ask, he could tell. "Your chompers look great, but your gums are irritated. If you flossed you'd stop having gum bleeding when you brush. Not flossing is like only cleaning your head, chest, and back when you shower. The gross stuff is in the crevasses."
 Catcat: @Shay Floss every day, get to enjoy spitting blood.
 Shay: Step 1: Go to dentist. Step 2: Bullshit that you've been flossing Step 3: Blood pours out from your mouth. Step 4: Feel guilty the next day and floss. Step 5: Give up and forget about flossing for six months. Step 6: Repeat.
 Science: @WaffleIron: Why not? They get free dental.
 WaffleIron: Dental hygienists smile?
Image 188147   06-29-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
254
 
 Catcat: @Meow I hope it's racist uncle Steve!
 Catcat: @Yam Plus, isn't turkey like super lean?
 Yam: There's actually a compelling amount of research that suggests foods high in cholesterol and saturated fats aren't the main culprit in cardiovascular disease, and that sugars and other refined carbohydrates are more harmful.
 Meow: somebody is going to go blind from bacon grease trying to carve that thing
Image 188146   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
475
 
 Peter Pantsless: "Do you find something comical about my appearance while I'm driving my automobile?"
 addend: How to not talk to short people.
 ChubbyBuddy: is this the infamous "comey memo?"
 Ulillillia: Hi tall, I'm Dad.
Image 188145   06-29-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
605
 
 werterland: Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-check?
 FireBreathingMarmot: all you can eat fridays is not working out the way he imagined
 Dan Tagonistic: Lobsters ripped my flesh
 SpaceCow: Red Lobster's Battle Royale tie in, all you can kill crab.
 ch: i don't know, i think the weasels were more civilized
 Yam: I was listening to a podcast recently arguing Amelia Earhart was eaten by crabs.
 jazzjunkie: CRAB BATTLE
 Derp Herpigan: What being lvl. 1 in any rpg is like.
 SomeCanadian: Coconut crabs do not do this.
 bug: There's too many of them! *THWACK* We're going to need more butter!
 ChubbyBuddy: lets go somewhere else, this restaurant is a little too DIY
 fanny: RIP Alan Thicke, you should have listened to the warning about the crabs
Image 188144   06-29-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
451
 
 Air Biscuit: The fat element (i feel a little bad about that)
 inthrees: I hope she also had some sick dance moves.
 addend: Got hired as a librarian.
 Shay: Must have a trove of gems in her stomach.
 piranharama: Nailed it
 Catcat: You had to hide ONE rock inside her, and you jammed the entire box in there!
 SomeCanadian: Plava Laguna cosplay on point.
 ignatz: The show ain't over til the fat lady sings..
Image 188143   06-29-17   Uploaded by    withak
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