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233021  zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.

233004  Teechur: @Nope And I defend your right to keep that anthrax paperweight.

233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

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232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

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Score:
423
 
 Felicity: Cube root
 Dreforian: @Horatio And you wouldn't want to pay for extra dimensions you won't use!
 Horatio: This tree house seems.... unsafe
 E. HONDA: order yours today at treecubes dot com
 Dreforian: Revolutionize outside the box!
Image 188051   06-28-17   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
492
 
 Mad Collager: Well, we at least know his name isn't Peter.
 piranharama: That answers that question
Image 188050   06-28-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
319
 
 Theimposter: @Theimposter Three, now counting myself. Damn android keyboard.
 Theimposter: That would require at least twobudentical idiots to be an accident.
 sparename: THERES'S WALDO!
 dangerkeith3000: Not only the misspelling, but the comma ticks me off.
 trelyate: I'm sure you won't regert your ironically misspelled tattoo in 20 years
 Gomi Day: Hilarious if unintentional.
 a robot: Nooooooooo
 bug: Yeah! Take that, high school English class I took in the past!
 thebiglutovsky: Only let them make three. Safer that way.
 Mad Collager: Too late.
 AstoriaBum: Hilarious if intentional.
 Annoying Vegan : I make more than four decisions every day.
 Peter Pantsless: Found him!
Image 188049   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
326
 
 Nopetology: Harmless to everything but plankton. It's a crinoid.
 redmonkey3: Likely harmless tho looks deadly
Image 188048   06-28-17   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
Score:
678
 
 E. HONDA: wag system
 trelyate: fetch the means of production!
 Ulillillia: Dog-Podge
 piranharama: Dogunism rules
 ChubbyBuddy: no thats *my* purpose. the dog can help
 Annoying Vegan : Also snuggles.
Image 188047   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
302
 
 El hefe: Where's Parvati? Here she is!
 Mad Collager: GGGuess wwwho?
 Dr Awkward: 2017 vibes
 Felicity: Extreme facepalm
Image 188046   06-28-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
533
 
 Horatio: @Peter Pantsless Open floor plans are all the rage these days, anyway.
 Peter Pantsless: @Horatio It's a part of life on the friendly spaceship. That's why @Knice sometimes has to crash though walls to be the first to post a pun. I don't think that dude has any walls left in his house...
 Horatio: @Peter Pantsless This is a much better image board. Also, I had the same thought as you and @Air Biscuit so this might be cause for concern.
 Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit Great minds think alike. Also, there are a lot more of us now than when I joined about a year ago. Soon we will be the dominant online community and nobody will ever have to resort to 4chan again
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless i always rad when someone has a comment i thought of as well. But its been happening soo often lately i wonder if its the space ship affecting my brain. Like were all part of some experiment in thought unification. Also the grasshopper could be purple. And i could br the mascot. Obey.
 Butcherboy: Grasspooper also
 Peter Pantsless: Grasspopper
Image 188045   06-28-17   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
367
 
 bug: 1. Satan 2. Satan 3. Satan 4. Satan 5. Dapper Satan
 RalphyNoPants: This makes the spaceship horny.
 Ulillillia: butt
 ignatz: Mascot wears No. 57
Image 188044   06-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
570
 
 Skaalar: "We hear this dimension has nachos?"
 el jefe: Hell yeah Zdzisaw Beksinski. One of my favorite artists. Just don't bother with his later digital works.
 Thurb Grunombies: Has anyone seen my eye? All I see is traffic, and a train
 redmonkey3: "Looking like horror rain today"
Image 188043   06-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
468
 
 redmonkey3: Pupception
 Dreforian: @a robot Artf
 a robot: Life imitates art imitates life imitates art
Image 188042   06-28-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
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