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253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253256 jazzjunkie: I'm so nervous, I've got butterflies in my stomach! Wait, now it's something else. I believe I should see a doctor.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?



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Score:
261
 
 Cami: @Air Biscuit I did that with dessicants from work more recently. 300F oven does it with my stuff. Keeps the damp out of my toolbox drawers.
 Air Biscuit: @Cami some components i work with sometimes have dessicants and i have since learned instead of ordering replacements when theyve absorbed their maximum amount of moisture, you can just dump them into a bowl and microwave them.
 Cami: I put the contents of a dessicant packet from product at work in a jar of water to see what would happen (swelling was my expectation) I has it at my station but it became very hot; enough to burn you. The test was wrapped in a rag and concluded in the alley.
 ch: challenge expectorated
 addend: Ageless zombie want more dessicant.
 Zampano: I've been eating packing peanuts and similar products for years. Don't tell me how to run my life. (PS silica packets are delicious!)
Image 187747   06-27-17   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
318
 
 bug: Metal Gear: Solid Goose. Camouflage activated.
 drtofu: 2001: a goose oddessey
 afroking: Path Creeps.
 FireBreathingMarmot: duck duck goose
 Urn BooUrn: Westpark Story.
Image 187746   06-27-17   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
604
 
 Bill Rye: sprinklepup!
 danny: His nose looks like a cupcake
 addend: There's no way this doggie stopped licking its nose to pose for a pic.
 Prostata: candyboop!
 wolfpk: Donut? I don't know anything about a donut.
Image 187745   06-27-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
416
 
 Mr Bleak: @Spazstatic Hopefully hospitalised before they got a chance. People like this deserve Darwins. :sigh:
 Spazstatic: They didn't bother to ground it.
 White Rice: If it weren't for the fact the outlet has its own power switch then this would be beyond incredibly stupid. As it is, it's just incredibly stupid (but if it works, if works)
 Shay: What could possibly go wrong?
 ch: it's a plug converter, a fuse, and what firefighters call "point of origin"!
 Cory Trevor: MacGyver when he travels the world.
 addend: One weird trick for travelers - Firefighters hate it!
 Sandor: Resistance is futile
 Mad Collager: You see, the trick is to cut enough of a gap in each contact to bleed off half the voltage...
 wolfpk: Works? Yes Safe? HELL NO
 Niels Bohr: Watt the fuck.
 kornisjon: Too clever. Entirely.
 WaffleIron: I just made a little whining noise at work and now people are looking at me weird.
Image 187744   06-27-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
266
 
 ch: NATURE
 Dr Awkward: @Sandor Ba-dum, tsss!
 Sandor: They haven't been cleaned because Nature abhors a vacuum
Image 187743   06-27-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
609
 
 White Rice: @ughjeez probably around '91 or '92 when "Archie meets The Punisher". He's had some more mundane crossovers (including The Ramones...that one still makes zero sense) but yeah, Archie gets around.
 ughjeez: @White Rice Archie gets a lot of ridiculous cross-overs. Pretty sure Frank Castle chaperoned a school dance at some point.
 White Rice: @ughjeez it happened a few years ago, but by god, it was an actual crossover.
 trelyate: I thought predators had to stay 500 feet away from schools.
 Sandor: Sexual Predator?
 wolfpk: This Predator is "hunting" something different
 ughjeez: Archie Vs. Predator
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, "R", look all mad and shit. I didn't even get invited
 Rocky XLVII: Alien Vs. Partier
Image 187742   06-27-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
575
 
 Mr Bleak: Some people just want to watch the world burn.
 XLY: She's talking about her mixtape, it's dropping next Friday
 Urn BooUrn: Correct.
 Knice: *stands up; hand over heart* You've got my vote.
 Peter Pantsless: This is fine
Image 187741   06-27-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
288
 
 addend: Nice toettoo.
 Eleftheros: @Peter Pantsless my little pig does that, never broken. Maybe it's a super high-arches thing?
 Peter Pantsless: How many times did you break that pinkie? I broke mine twice and failed to treat it both times, but it doesn't look THAT bad
 ignatz: Keep it: good for swimmimg at least..
Image 187740   06-27-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
Image 187739 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by amputator. Your image was bad, amputator.
Score:
403
 
 blablabla: I love his hairline and his arm definition
 Beeble: Do you want bees? That's how you get bees.
 El hefe: I dont care for this Scotts beard balm
 Spazstatic: When was the last time you washed your beard?
 SomeCanadian: I feel that we have reached 'Maximum Beard'
 piranharama: *swipes right* aw yisssssss
 Side Boob: Fucking Hipsters
Image 187738   06-27-17   Uploaded by    leia
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