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233021  zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.

233004  Teechur: @Nope And I defend your right to keep that anthrax paperweight.

233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

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Score:
318
 
 bug: Metal Gear: Solid Goose. Camouflage activated.
 drtofu: 2001: a goose oddessey
 Robespierre: Path Creeps.
 FireBreathingMarmot: duck duck goose
 Urn BooUrn: Westpark Story.
Image 187746   06-27-17   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
604
 
 Bill Rye: sprinklepup!
 dangerkeith3000: His nose looks like a cupcake
 addend: There's no way this doggie stopped licking its nose to pose for a pic.
 Prostata: candyboop!
 wolfpk: Donut? I don't know anything about a donut.
Image 187745   06-27-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
416
 
 Mr Bleak: @Spazstatic Hopefully hospitalised before they got a chance. People like this deserve Darwins. :sigh:
 Spazstatic: They didn't bother to ground it.
 White Rice: If it weren't for the fact the outlet has its own power switch then this would be beyond incredibly stupid. As it is, it's just incredibly stupid (but if it works, if works)
 Shay: What could possibly go wrong?
 ch: it's a plug converter, a fuse, and what firefighters call "point of origin"!
 dangerkeith3000: MacGyver when he travels the world.
 addend: One weird trick for travelers - Firefighters hate it!
 Sandor: Resistance is futile
 Mad Collager: You see, the trick is to cut enough of a gap in each contact to bleed off half the voltage...
 wolfpk: Works? Yes Safe? HELL NO
 Niels Bohr: Watt the fuck.
 kornisjon: Too clever. Entirely.
 WaffleIron: I just made a little whining noise at work and now people are looking at me weird.
Image 187744   06-27-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
266
 
 ch: NATURE
 Dr Awkward: @Sandor Ba-dum, tsss!
 Sandor: They haven't been cleaned because Nature abhors a vacuum
Image 187743   06-27-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
609
 
 White Rice: @ughjeez probably around '91 or '92 when "Archie meets The Punisher". He's had some more mundane crossovers (including The Ramones...that one still makes zero sense) but yeah, Archie gets around.
 ughjeez: @White Rice Archie gets a lot of ridiculous cross-overs. Pretty sure Frank Castle chaperoned a school dance at some point.
 White Rice: @ughjeez it happened a few years ago, but by god, it was an actual crossover.
 trelyate: I thought predators had to stay 500 feet away from schools.
 Sandor: Sexual Predator?
 wolfpk: This Predator is "hunting" something different
 ughjeez: Archie Vs. Predator
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, "R", look all mad and shit. I didn't even get invited
 dangerkeith3000: Alien Vs. Partier
Image 187742   06-27-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
575
 
 Mr Bleak: Some people just want to watch the world burn.
 XLY: She's talking about her mixtape, it's dropping next Friday
 Urn BooUrn: Correct.
 Knice: *stands up; hand over heart* You've got my vote.
 Peter Pantsless: This is fine
Image 187741   06-27-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
288
 
 addend: Nice toettoo.
 Eleftheros: @Peter Pantsless my little pig does that, never broken. Maybe it's a super high-arches thing?
 Peter Pantsless: How many times did you break that pinkie? I broke mine twice and failed to treat it both times, but it doesn't look THAT bad
 ignatz: Keep it: good for swimmimg at least..
Image 187740   06-27-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
Image 187739 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by amputator. Your image was bad, amputator.
Score:
403
 
 Felicity: I love his hairline and his arm definition
 Beeble: Do you want bees? That's how you get bees.
 El hefe: I dont care for this Scotts beard balm
 Spazstatic: When was the last time you washed your beard?
 SomeCanadian: I feel that we have reached 'Maximum Beard'
 piranharama: *swipes right* aw yisssssss
 Side Boob: Fucking Hipsters
Image 187738   06-27-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
804
 
 Urn BooUrn: Beagle puppies are the best, but, man, they love to howl.
 a robot: The floor is lava
Image 187737   06-27-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
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