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228205  jochenau: I don't think my GPS has an Aramaic option...

228198  charlemagne: @jochenau georgian maybe?

228204  charlemagne: 'your hair looks weird'

228160  Spazstatic: If this was a legitimate fur pattern, I would have this breed of dog.

228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

228199  Whatever: To boldly go where no dog has gone before * sniff sniff *

228183  sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"

228188  Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.

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227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!



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Score:
776
 
 piranharama: Can do get a refund for this one too?
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 If she had a tiny accordion that would be proof that thats what the photographer was going for :-)
 dangerous dave: Zoe Deschenel's next movie looks like a lot of fun.
 Micro Jackson: White and nerdy
 dangerkeith3000: Very cute. Kind of has a Weird Al vibe going with the hair, glasses, and colorful shirt.
Image 187589   06-26-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
250
 
 piranharama: Park by feel
 necronomicon: The 90s called, they want their.... yea whatever!
 Micro Jackson: Stole my damn license plate!
Image 187588   06-26-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
181
 
 piranharama: Oh no! The gays have opened up a rift! Their armies are ready to invade our world! Or specifically conservative America
 WaffleIron: A portal to Canada opens. More traffic comes pouring out.
Image 187587   06-26-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
584
 
 copunter: and such small portions!
 Aemuli: In other words: the police are high as fuck and in a bad trip in this park, so better enjoy your picnic somewhere else.
 sparename: So can I get a discount?
Image 187586   06-26-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
258
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I remember that! It was my first R rated movie my dad took my to (I was about 11) and I couldn't believe I got to see boobs in the movies. I thought they were real looking at the time lol.
 Warrax: Really need to boresight those boob lasers.
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 I recently realised something about Total Recall (1990). When Benny the cabbie meets Mary the three-breasted prostitute he says he wishes he had three hands. Later he takes off his prosthetic left hand to reveal he has a mutant hand underneath, meaning that he does in fact have three hands.
 sparename: I thought that the Predator had upgraded to green lasers
 Joseph: When they point a laser or light at the sky outside a club or party, we call it a "proleten magneet".
 dangerkeith3000: @Peter Pantsless But I only have two hands!
 Peter Pantsless: Laser Tits III: 3 is Better than 2
 WaffleIron: I don't remember this TNG episode.
Image 187585   06-26-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
494
 
 Warrax: Instructions unclear, sitting uncomfortably off-center in chair.
 Amy Housewine: In a rare treat for the archaelogy class, they got a chance to see an ancient Egyptian wangchair up close.
 a robot: I don't know what language is written on the boards behind her, but I guess it's comforting to know that drawing shitty-looking penises on random surfaces is a universal human hobby.
 Scoo: For settin' yer dickbutt down on
 dangerkeith3000: I"m gonna rad just for the comments lol
 Off Topic: What's the matter? It's just a triangle holding pom poms.
 zupobaloop: Just a handy dandy guide to make sure your penis is facing the correct direction when you sit down.
 hajjpodge: Nothing wrong with sitting on a dick when you want to. Jeez.
Image 187584   06-26-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
153
 
 Amy Housewine: Black mould can spread to you face. DO NOT LICK THE WINDOWS TO GET THEM CLEAN.
 dangerkeith3000: His s/o could REALLY be into Batman...
 dangerkeith3000: His s/o could REALLY be into Batman...
 hajjpodge: I really hope this was just a one day thing for the guy doing this. Like for a convention or something equally as lame as this mustache.
Image 187583   06-26-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
429
 
 mrwiffler: Unless you live in Queensland Australia.
 Beef Supreme: The police used to hate it when I'd post those around town.
 zupobaloop: @Hyphae I'm sure there's some truth to that.
 Mr Shifty: @Zampano They can fuck you far more effectively.
 Hyphae: @zupobaloop I think that's probably more a direct relation of being white and acting so messed up that you get stopped, and thus are that much more deserving of detainment...
 fanny: i'm glad ants will know what to do when they get stopped by the police!
 bug: How to deal with police: Step 1: Get shot.
 zupobaloop: @hajjpodge No, if you're white you don't need to worry about being stopped. Per incidence, a white suspect is about 3x as likely to be brutalized or shot. They're just far less likely to be stopped in the first place.
 hajjpodge: If you're white you don't have to worry about this nearly as much than if you aren't. All cops are bastards.
 Zampano: Fuck the police
Image 187582   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
331
 
 piranharama: @Christina And I think I know which road they'll be taking #187571
 Hosebag: Time to move.
 Christina: They're going to a convention.
 dangerkeith3000: A caravan of hoopties.
 Robespierre: Donk Stable.
 NoRagrets: A house of hotwheels
Image 187581   06-26-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
729
 
 nclaw: friendlyspaceship.jpg @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: Or go make a salad. I'm a sign not a cop.
 bug: You have been warned. For more information, read again.
 Dr Awkward: What should I caution the tomatoes about?
 Scoo: They're Killer, and they Attack
Image 187580   06-26-17   Uploaded by    petunias
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