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228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

228469  White Rice: @tokyopig try as you might, you wont be able to get the wizard to drop his disguise. Go find some other wizard to kill, young man.

228533  dangerkeith3000: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.

228483  White Rice: @Teechur Ayyyyy LMAO

228524  Uncle Phil: I thought the guy on the right was angry about the picture taker, but now I think it's about the big pink fleshlight on the table.

228419  VeeKay: An enema of the people.

228422  VeeKay: Adapt, improvise, overcome. Birbs have started doing this because they have learned that the toxic nicotine keeps lice out of their nests. TRUE STORY.

228427  VeeKay: @VeeKay Blasphemous enough bruh?

228427  VeeKay: Muhammad (may his name be praised) shown with his wife Khadijah; during a visitation from the Archangel Gabriel.

228525  Amy Housewine: LEEEEEROOOY JENKINS

228528  Amy Housewine: Ventriloquist acts are always boring, can't see this one being any different.

228530  barfolomew: @Robespierre It means that the next time I get a kitten it's definitely getting the name "Nitteko."

228517  Sadpygmy: Guest copy?

228531  Amy Housewine: how is kitten formed

228428  VeeKay: My new fighting technique is unstoppable.

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228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete



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 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I remember that! It was my first R rated movie my dad took my to (I was about 11) and I couldn't believe I got to see boobs in the movies. I thought they were real looking at the time lol.
 Warrax: Really need to boresight those boob lasers.
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 I recently realised something about Total Recall (1990). When Benny the cabbie meets Mary the three-breasted prostitute he says he wishes he had three hands. Later he takes off his prosthetic left hand to reveal he has a mutant hand underneath, meaning that he does in fact have three hands.
 sparename: I thought that the Predator had upgraded to green lasers
 Joseph: When they point a laser or light at the sky outside a club or party, we call it a "proleten magneet".
 dangerkeith3000: @Peter Pantsless But I only have two hands!
 Peter Pantsless: Laser Tits III: 3 is Better than 2
 WaffleIron: I don't remember this TNG episode.
Image 187585   06-26-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
494
 
 Warrax: Instructions unclear, sitting uncomfortably off-center in chair.
 Amy Housewine: In a rare treat for the archaelogy class, they got a chance to see an ancient Egyptian wangchair up close.
 a robot: I don't know what language is written on the boards behind her, but I guess it's comforting to know that drawing shitty-looking penises on random surfaces is a universal human hobby.
 Scoo: For settin' yer dickbutt down on
 dangerkeith3000: I"m gonna rad just for the comments lol
 Off Topic: What's the matter? It's just a triangle holding pom poms.
 zupobaloop: Just a handy dandy guide to make sure your penis is facing the correct direction when you sit down.
 hajjpodge: Nothing wrong with sitting on a dick when you want to. Jeez.
Image 187584   06-26-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
153
 
 Amy Housewine: Black mould can spread to you face. DO NOT LICK THE WINDOWS TO GET THEM CLEAN.
 dangerkeith3000: His s/o could REALLY be into Batman...
 dangerkeith3000: His s/o could REALLY be into Batman...
 hajjpodge: I really hope this was just a one day thing for the guy doing this. Like for a convention or something equally as lame as this mustache.
Image 187583   06-26-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
429
 
 mrwiffler: Unless you live in Queensland Australia.
 Beef Supreme: The police used to hate it when I'd post those around town.
 zupobaloop: @Hyphae I'm sure there's some truth to that.
 Mr Shifty: @Zampano They can fuck you far more effectively.
 Hyphae: @zupobaloop I think that's probably more a direct relation of being white and acting so messed up that you get stopped, and thus are that much more deserving of detainment...
 fanny: i'm glad ants will know what to do when they get stopped by the police!
 bug: How to deal with police: Step 1: Get shot.
 zupobaloop: @hajjpodge No, if you're white you don't need to worry about being stopped. Per incidence, a white suspect is about 3x as likely to be brutalized or shot. They're just far less likely to be stopped in the first place.
 hajjpodge: If you're white you don't have to worry about this nearly as much than if you aren't. All cops are bastards.
 Zampano: Fuck the police
Image 187582   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
331
 
 piranharama: @Christina And I think I know which road they'll be taking #187571
 Hosebag: Time to move.
 Christina: They're going to a convention.
 dangerkeith3000: A caravan of hoopties.
 Robespierre: Donk Stable.
 NoRagrets: A house of hotwheels
Image 187581   06-26-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
729
 
 nclaw: friendlyspaceship.jpg @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: Or go make a salad. I'm a sign not a cop.
 bug: You have been warned. For more information, read again.
 Dr Awkward: What should I caution the tomatoes about?
 Scoo: They're Killer, and they Attack
Image 187580   06-26-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
370
 
 Micro Jackson: Upcycling
 a robot: @Mr. Butt @Scoo I scrolled right past this image without noticing any significance, and you guys pinpointed the two (mildly) interesting thing about it. So thanks :D
 Scoo: Rare glimpse at Jesus's apartment
 Mr. Butt: RIP CRTTV
Image 187579   06-26-17   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
334
 
 Mr Bleak: @Scoo What you do in the privacy of your own home ...
 dangerous dave: There's something gravely wrong with this; I just can't quite figure out what it is? The racism implied by the redness of the hot dog? The sexism/misogyny? Is it? The ... you know, my head hurts.
 Micro Jackson: Now I am hungry, but also aroused....
 Off Topic: Who wore it better?
 XLY: My opinion is unwanted.
 Dr Awkward: Instructions unclear, engaged in ethnic cleansing and manifest destiny.
 Scoo: Pocahotdog
Image 187578   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
434
 
 Felicity: Your apple lab is not ripe yet
 Hosebag: Who's a green boy? You are! Yes you are.
 Christina: This doggo is a slotho. He's so lethargic liken grows over him.
 FabricMan: "I said FETCH the tennis ball, not become the tennis ball!"
 Amy Housewine: Old Yeller: You're doing it wrong (although in your defense you could be a lot further off on the colour spectrum).
 a robot: Awww, that's a cute dog you got there, Mr. Banner
 addend: Breeder said it's an Irish setter.
 sparename: Shakin' Stevens sang about what was behind "The Gree-een Dawg"
 Scoo: Did you just mow the lawn? My dog's white paws look like this after she rolls in freshly-cut grass...
 WaffleIron: St Patrick's day timely doggo.
Image 187577   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
354
 
 SomeCanadian: It's the Duck Hunt dog!
 Hokie333: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing..."
 WaffleIron: Good boy!
Image 187576   06-26-17   Uploaded by    fracking
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