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273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

273218  Sadbot: British chefs always crack me up. Your cultural cooking background is boiling things and putting jam in rolls. All the best food in the UK came from France or India

273193  Not A Bot: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

273215  well duh: African cooking; my wife works with several Sudanese people, she's brought me home stew that looks like this. Quite tasty, but the eggs do take on an interesting (very firm) texture.

273115  a robot: Your 7 year old says "fuck?"

273211  FabricMan: Doesn't compare well with #273213

273211  Dr Awkward: I had to do a double take on this dildo

273160  Dr Awkward: She seems nice

273163  Dr Awkward: @trelyate like losing eyeglasses, or a flashlight in the dark

273215  Sadbot: "Does chili have eggs?" isn't an argument I've started...yet

273194  Disclosure: I liked the original Petit Prince better.

273214  Sadbot: The fuck do I care if I'm dead

273185  a robot: But RSPCA is UK or Australia, I thought? But Atlanta?? I doubt the veracity of this anecdote.

273201  antipatterns: @Mr. Butt you mean Super Mario 64?

273190  a robot: Thanks for the funny email, grandma

273192  a robot: Life imitates art oi63.tinypic.com/…

273204  fanny: @dobbiesdoogs the good news is he wanted rabies!

273206  Pegged Lamb: Didn't I see this happen in a Cheech and Chong movie?

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

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272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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Score:
676
 
 Christina: 8P
 Amy Housewine: I FETCH BIG WIDE STICK THAT DIVIDES GARDEN
 The Turks: He's trying to be a wood boy.
 redmonkey3: This glory hole is weird.er
 Side Boob: Boop-hole
 Sandor: It's knot a dog
 Ulillillia: Wazzaaap?
Image 187254   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
171
 
 brian greene: tomb wader
 White Rice: @Sadbot I mean, they're still "technically" making DDR games for arcades, it's just rare they find their way over to the US. Then there's a ton of other, smaller franchises, but also the beatmania games (which only got a single state-side release on PS2 back in the day) or parapara, which took motion based dancing on before Kinect was a thing (multiple IR beams/sensors that acted as the buttons, arrayed in a cemi-circle in front of the player/dancer). Unfortunately, there probably won't be any more ZoE since Kojima left Konami, but they might revisit it now that he's gone (like with this metal gear survive game that's in the works). Haven't seen any castlevanias for a while either...
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless oh man, that one went from crazy to bat-shot crazy to "crazy ex" crazy, and ended with one hell of a fight. I think the HD collection on PS3 might have fixed the controls a bit, but I can't say for sure.
 Youll Cowards: Wereboobs of London
 Sadbot: @White Rice Oh man, ZoE and DDR are done too...I'd forgotten they were Konami. At least Just Dance is bringing spastic dancing to the home console with better technology.
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice Never finished MGS3. I wanted to, but the controls made it not fun
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless @Sadbot I already know there either is, or just recently was, a metal gear pachinko machine (specifically based off of MGS3, so good job reminding everyone of that final trigger pull while gambling) and I dread what other franchises of theirs will receive that treatment (although ape escape would be more thematically appropriate, if only because loud noises, flashing lights & zero seriousness). Contra: the pachinko. Zone of the Enders: pachinko in space. DDR: dance for the pachinko!
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Love pinball, never actually played pachinko
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless Don't be dragging pinball into this, it takes skill. Pachinko is literally just randomly falling ball bearings...but yeah.
 Sadbot: @White Rice Me too...
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice @Sadbot "Our video games make millions and are iconic." "hahaha fuck that let's do pinball."
 White Rice: @Sadbot I wish that was a joke, but it already happened 2 years ago.
 Sadbot: @White Rice Silent Hill 9 will be a pachinko machine. Thanks, Konami
 White Rice: @Borkf 3? I'm pretty sure they're up to 8 by now (if we include shattered memories) so if it was a new Silent Hill, it'd be 9.
 Himesama: @Borkf real good ( * )( * )
 Borkf: Silent Hill 3 looking good.
Image 187253   06-24-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
195
 
 Jack Daniels: Hey, Vancouver
 Lutha: sun araw did some of the music for Hotline Miami
 Gomi Day: sun araw are legit super duper good.
 jochenau: Lubbock?!
 Sadbot: Gotta hit the big Texas cities on tour, Austin, Lubbock, and Marfa.
Image 187252   06-24-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
390
 
 Christina: Good concept for a pool.
 Fancy Clown: "Are you not entertained!?"
 El hefe: I thought Skymall went out of business
 Jennerator: 50-foot woman's post-attack vacation
 Mr. Shine: @Greek Fire *looks at bellybutton* That's just amazing!
 SomeCanadian: Just like my pants ;) @Greek Fire
 Air Biscuit: @Greek Fire chicken fights?
 Greek Fire: The Coliseum was actually designed to be flooded, so they could have naval fights in it.
 Nopetology: Wettest Colosseum collapse ever.
Image 187251   06-24-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
265
 
 ChubbyBuddy: *vondervall
 Ulillillia: "I play at Donald's next wedding"
 Yam: Balalaika to play you a song
 Jennerator: "These strings would make good garrote"
 SomeCanadian: No one else has dared to comment. Because they have all disappeared. NO QUESTIONS!
Image 187250   06-24-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
277
 
 originaluser: At least the word "maple" isn't on the bottle.
 Dick Inspector: It's... MEGAMAID!
 Flarmie: Mrs. Battleworth's
 Air Biscuit: And from my right hand... FIRE!
Image 187249   06-24-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
537
 
 ChubbyBuddy: DC will be underwater in 30 years, so yeah, remarkably prescient
 Ulillillia: No golf when it's raining, so government instead.
 kazzy94: Anarchy! Anarchy! I dunno what that means but I love it!
 Mr. Shine: I wish.
Image 187248   06-24-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
561
 
 Christina: I want! The three of them!
 LurkedMoar: Get a load of these puppies
 redmonkey3: No. Yes. No.
 Borkf: Only throw!
 SomeCanadian: Too much. Has to be a trap.
Image 187247   06-24-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
462
 
 Science: Mail call!
 Christina: @redmonkey3 Well, try to do that (#187179) to a horde of cats.
 Christina: "I was bored."
 a robot: That is a really really really cute pupper!
 Cami: Dalmation casserole for supper.
 addend: Still a good boy.
 redmonkey3: "You wanted a dog - i wanted something low maintenance like a cat"
 Air Biscuit: "I clipped coupons for you. Lets go get treats with them."
Image 187246   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
286
 
 buds420: Beauty of North Korea.
 SomeCanadian: Beauty of North Korea.
 Mexico: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 187245   06-24-17   Uploaded by    kimjongun
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