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221265  Oh Don Piano: Looks fake.

221264  MabelSyrup: His girlfriends name was steps 2 and 3 of making a hamburger.

221264  god666: Reminds if the song- Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug

221208  electrode: I can't tell if it's a really old episode or just a terrible picture.

221208  Cyka: That painfully placed, comma

221260  iCEy: I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

221239  karmakat: lonely much?

221199  FatTigerWoods: And YOU couldn't stop them?

221245  karmakat: hm...thanks for the warning?

221248  karmakat: Halloween left overs.

221250  karmakat: yeah...Gospel that makes you want to shot yourself...

221252  karmakat: the movie was closer to that cake's quality.

221253  karmakat: I get that feeling that someone 'played too much' with that poor lemon.

221262  superfudge: He lost it all playing the sluts.

221262  tane: The sadness sets in as I sat next to the old man at the bus stop. He quietly murmured to himself for a while until I noticed he seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. From what I gathered, it was his best friend that must have recently passed, but even so he continued to joke along with his delusional fantasy. A cigarette hung from his cracked lips as he slowly turned to me and said: "

221261  Peddy Tenderglass: He is the Gecko45 of students

221261  wwwdotcom: I thought he was using that 3D printer as a scope.

221261  Apple IIe: Rifle scope*

221260  metallica: That is me with my gf half the time. Maybe I need to cut back.

221260  runny999: This was fantastic! That thumbnail just sells it lol

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Score:
432
 
 Horatio: As I sailor, I can confirm it's all true.
 Mr. Shine: I've heard this about sailors.
 Felicity: The political cartoonist period of Tom of Finlands career
 Suburbanmom: the most popular guy in the navy, especially out at sea
 carpwoman: @Shay - *facepalm*
 Hosebag: It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.
 Shay: The wurst Knoblauch is Chuck Knoblauch.
 SomeCanadian: Somehow I think the opposite is true. @jochenau
 jochenau: Garlicwurst? He's not going to be very popular with the other sailors...
 VoR: Wurst situation has happened
 Ulillillia: Er ist mutig.
 Zampano: He just grabs them ( #186154 )
Image 186237   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
487
 
 Borkf: @Christina Seriously though, that bath water looks like chicken stock!
 Christina: While you defile me with this filthy bath, my evil brother is stealing all my gold.
Image 186236   06-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
770
 
 Scoo: My Precioussss
 Yam: Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you?
 Ulillillia: Das ist mein Geld. mein
 Christina: It will take all the money!
Image 186235   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
126
 
 Felicity: 6, 12, 73, 15, 29, cowboy boot
 Horatio: @jochenau what if I see 15 and 17...
 Horatio: @jochenau what if I see 15 and 17...
 jazzjunkie: Worst Rorschach test ever
 piranharama: @Dan Tagonistic You already have your call sign. "You're dangerous, Dan Tagonistic."
 ignatz: I can only see 12. What do I win?
 Dan Tagonistic: @piranharama YES! Get Kelly McGillis on the phone
 Felicity: I can do them all except the last one, which looks like )1 to me
 piranharama: @Dan Tagonistic Actually no Dan! The advent of beyond-visual-range attack capabilities (long range radar guided air-to-air missiles) means that the visual requirements to fly fighter jets has been relaxed. Unless you're too blind to see the HUD two feet in front of you clearly, in that case you may be in trouble.
 Borkf: @carpwoman @jochenau I can see what they've done on the bottom left and centre. They've made parts of the numbers different colours to give more than one answer. Pretty sure @FabricMan is trolling about the 84.
 carpwoman: @jochenau - Yay me? I can see 17 and 15. 17 if I'm using peripheral vision.
 Dan Tagonistic: @jochenau I only saw the 15 in the bottom left when you mentioned it. Are my dreams of flying Top Gun shattered?
 Hosebag: Hey fun tip. After 6 hits of LSD, you can hear the color blue.
 Hosebag: I found these crackers to be tasteless and not very filling.
 jochenau: Caveat #2: these tests are designed to be used in printed form and computer monitors may not give accurate results
 jochenau: Caveat #1: translation accuracy not guaranteed
 jochenau: "Bottom right: people who see five have a blue color vision abnormality (common, 3.75% [of population?])"
 jochenau: "Bottom center: people who see 70 have a red color vision abnormality (fairly common, 1.25% [of population?])"
 jochenau: "Bottom left: people who see 17 have a blue color vision abnormality (very rare)."
 SomeCanadian: Same @Nopetology @LogicKitty
 LogicKitty: Glad I'm not the only one that can't see the last one and was kinda freaking out about it
 Nopetology: @Quackzy I can't see 84 either. Everything else is fine.
 Shay: The last one is a fluke.
 Quackzy: Does that actually say 84? Am I colorblind? Can someone please translate I am having a crisis @FabricMan
 VoR: @Christina math the universal language
 Christina: People unable to read Japanese can only understand the numbers in the text.
 FabricMan: 6, 12, 73, 15, 29, 84. Easy!
Image 186234   06-19-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
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 Ulillillia: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 Wooden Spoon: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 Wooden Spoon: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 square44: Cool.
 Hosebag: Amazing what science can do these days.
 Yam: @Christina That's what these guys did too, they just put the tap water in a bottle before freezing it.
 Christina: Or you can just freeze a bag of tap water and go with it.
 Knice: What dark sorcery is this??
Image 186233   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
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 sabredenton: Homer, Homer Simpson, he's about to hit a chestnut treeeee....
 Ihminen: Waaaaiiiiit what? a right hand drive corvette?
 Shay: They Live (2017)
 Christina: Did anybody else notice how strange was for Homer Simpson to own a pink car? Besides the yellow skin. ( + 1)
Image 186232   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
706
 
 Niels Bohr: Natch
 Hosebag: Dees birds are getting Marx all over my Lada!
 cizhiresb: bullshit.He arrives in Lada
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall proletariat
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall aaaand that's prolitariat
 funny in the wall: i feel like a volkswagen would be more fitting given his fondness for production and the proletariate
 antipatterns: shit man marx never wore no tie, and if he did it was a bow tie!
 funny in the wall: leave my man Karl alone, crows.
Image 186231   06-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
65
 
 Felicity: I cant see the numbers in this one either
 Bill Rye: @VoR filmiliar
 Christina: Never watched this movie.
 VoR: Looks familiar
Image 186230   06-19-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
444
 
 Felicity: MVEMJSUNP
 Niels Bohr: @Quackzy nothing is larger than Uranus.
 SomeCanadian: It's certainly bigger than Urectum @Quackzy
 Quackzy: This is fake. The sun is supposed to be inside the center of Hollow Earth. Also Venus is not larger than Uranus
 Christina: Take that, globtards! The Earth is flat and bigger that Jupiter. Also, Pluto is a planet.
 Judge Bread: #FlatSolarSystem
Image 186229   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
391
 
 Side Boob: Part of me hoped this was a water slide
 Felicity: Perfect place for a Doctor Who episode (original series)
 Chest Rockwell: There's some cool stuff in Russia.
 responsibleadult: This is where your missing hamsters fled. Where they united. Pushed the limits of mammal technology. Stockpiled weapons. Plotted your demise.
Image 186228   06-19-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
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