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248806  Dr Awkward: "Don't be irrational, Mom!"

248792  iatemyhomework: The password is "VAGINA"

248753  KnowLifer: *being secretly a super-villain in spanish*

248651  PenguinBartender: @Teechur OH! I thought they were using the word "ignorant" (and variants thereof) as a pronoun. TY

248774  a robot: Thanks, Google

248802  Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch

248791  a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body

248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

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248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

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248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

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Score:
432
 
 Horatio: As I sailor, I can confirm it's all true.
 Mr. Shine: I've heard this about sailors.
 Felicity: The political cartoonist period of Tom of Finlands career
 Suburbanmom: the most popular guy in the navy, especially out at sea
 carpwoman: @Shay - *facepalm*
 Hosebag: It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.
 Shay: The wurst Knoblauch is Chuck Knoblauch.
 SomeCanadian: Somehow I think the opposite is true. @jochenau
 jochenau: Garlicwurst? He's not going to be very popular with the other sailors...
 VoR: Wurst situation has happened
 Ulillillia: Er ist mutig.
 Zampano: He just grabs them ( #186154 )
Image 186237   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
487
 
 Borkf: @Christina Seriously though, that bath water looks like chicken stock!
 Christina: While you defile me with this filthy bath, my evil brother is stealing all my gold.
Image 186236   06-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
770
 
 Scoo: My Precioussss
 Yam: Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you?
 Ulillillia: Das ist mein Geld. mein
 Christina: It will take all the money!
Image 186235   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
126
 
 Felicity: 6, 12, 73, 15, 29, cowboy boot
 Horatio: @jochenau what if I see 15 and 17...
 Horatio: @jochenau what if I see 15 and 17...
 jazzjunkie: Worst Rorschach test ever
 piranharama: @Dan Tagonistic You already have your call sign. "You're dangerous, Dan Tagonistic."
 ignatz: I can only see 12. What do I win?
 Dan Tagonistic: @piranharama YES! Get Kelly McGillis on the phone
 Felicity: I can do them all except the last one, which looks like )1 to me
 piranharama: @Dan Tagonistic Actually no Dan! The advent of beyond-visual-range attack capabilities (long range radar guided air-to-air missiles) means that the visual requirements to fly fighter jets has been relaxed. Unless you're too blind to see the HUD two feet in front of you clearly, in that case you may be in trouble.
 Borkf: @carpwoman @jochenau I can see what they've done on the bottom left and centre. They've made parts of the numbers different colours to give more than one answer. Pretty sure @FabricMan is trolling about the 84.
 carpwoman: @jochenau - Yay me? I can see 17 and 15. 17 if I'm using peripheral vision.
 Dan Tagonistic: @jochenau I only saw the 15 in the bottom left when you mentioned it. Are my dreams of flying Top Gun shattered?
 Hosebag: Hey fun tip. After 6 hits of LSD, you can hear the color blue.
 Hosebag: I found these crackers to be tasteless and not very filling.
 jochenau: Caveat #2: these tests are designed to be used in printed form and computer monitors may not give accurate results
 jochenau: Caveat #1: translation accuracy not guaranteed
 jochenau: "Bottom right: people who see five have a blue color vision abnormality (common, 3.75% [of population?])"
 jochenau: "Bottom center: people who see 70 have a red color vision abnormality (fairly common, 1.25% [of population?])"
 jochenau: "Bottom left: people who see 17 have a blue color vision abnormality (very rare)."
 SomeCanadian: Same @Nopetology @LogicKitty
 LogicKitty: Glad I'm not the only one that can't see the last one and was kinda freaking out about it
 Nopetology: @Quackzy I can't see 84 either. Everything else is fine.
 Shay: The last one is a fluke.
 Quackzy: Does that actually say 84? Am I colorblind? Can someone please translate I am having a crisis @FabricMan
 VoR: @Christina math the universal language
 Christina: People unable to read Japanese can only understand the numbers in the text.
 FabricMan: 6, 12, 73, 15, 29, 84. Easy!
Image 186234   06-19-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
384
 
 Ulillillia: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 Wooden Spoon: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 Wooden Spoon: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 square44: Cool.
 Hosebag: Amazing what science can do these days.
 Yam: @Christina That's what these guys did too, they just put the tap water in a bottle before freezing it.
 Christina: Or you can just freeze a bag of tap water and go with it.
 Knice: What dark sorcery is this??
Image 186233   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
627
 
 sabredenton: Homer, Homer Simpson, he's about to hit a chestnut treeeee....
 Ihminen: Waaaaiiiiit what? a right hand drive corvette?
 Shay: They Live (2017)
 Christina: Did anybody else notice how strange was for Homer Simpson to own a pink car? Besides the yellow skin. ( + 1)
Image 186232   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
706
 
 Niels Bohr: Natch
 Hosebag: Dees birds are getting Marx all over my Lada!
 cizhiresb: bullshit.He arrives in Lada
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall proletariat
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall aaaand that's prolitariat
 funny in the wall: i feel like a volkswagen would be more fitting given his fondness for production and the proletariate
 antipatterns: shit man marx never wore no tie, and if he did it was a bow tie!
 funny in the wall: leave my man Karl alone, crows.
Image 186231   06-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
65
 
 Felicity: I cant see the numbers in this one either
 Bill Rye: @VoR filmiliar
 Christina: Never watched this movie.
 VoR: Looks familiar
Image 186230   06-19-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
444
 
 Felicity: MVEMJSUNP
 Niels Bohr: @Quackzy nothing is larger than Uranus.
 SomeCanadian: It's certainly bigger than Urectum @Quackzy
 Quackzy: This is fake. The sun is supposed to be inside the center of Hollow Earth. Also Venus is not larger than Uranus
 Christina: Take that, globtards! The Earth is flat and bigger that Jupiter. Also, Pluto is a planet.
 Judge Bread: #FlatSolarSystem
Image 186229   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
391
 
 Side Boob: Part of me hoped this was a water slide
 Felicity: Perfect place for a Doctor Who episode (original series)
 Chest Rockwell: There's some cool stuff in Russia.
 responsibleadult: This is where your missing hamsters fled. Where they united. Pushed the limits of mammal technology. Stockpiled weapons. Plotted your demise.
Image 186228   06-19-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
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