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221435  kate shutupton: *Yeah you're all smug now but guess who's gonna be a yellow lab as soon as the humans are gone*

221410  a robot: Humans identified.

221412  a robot: Just when I think I've heard them all, someone goes and comes up with a brand new euphemism for penis.

221346  static xyz: @RiderFan this is why they hate us!

221426  LieutenantTofu: "Please, Laura, even if it IS a rerun, suicide isn't the answer! ... Laura! Are you still there?"

221421  El hefe: Adt monthly fees are unnecessary

221434  TheTakeDown: This is amazing

221404  Hokie333: "Used"?

221425  a robot: Yes, ok, let's make fun of a child's looks. Or, on second thought, how about we DON'T. For fuck's sake.

221434  Beerarchy: ooooooh. Now that is one shiny star angel.

221401  addend: Panels 2, 4, and 6 FTW.

221419  Hokie333: You gotta watch for the fact that network speeds are measured in mbps--mega*bits*/sec. Divide that by ten (8 bits per byte plus some overhead) to get capital-B MegaBytes/sec. And you still have disclaimers for individual server speeds and load, network congestion, slow WiFi like @danny said, etc.

221402  addend: (Opens lunchbox. Sees a power strip covered in tuna salad.)

221433  White Male: I'm a people pigeon

221406  addend: Game over. You can never use that account again.

221433  sodamachine: Ah the Burger King in Glasgow Queen Street train station. It's bad I can tell that just from that picture.

221407  addend: (Buys color inkjet refills.)

221366  DrinkMixMan: i'd pay some money never to have to see visual puns about these guys' names ever again

221411  addend: If you do the latter, the former will happen, too. :(

221406  redbranch: "a friend"

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221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

221364 Derp Herpigan: @frenk GIVE ME BACK MY SON

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221357 Ulillillia: @Robespierre We need you here to keep us Gen-Xers in line

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

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Score:
770
 
 Scoo: My Precioussss
 Yam: Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you?
 Ulillillia: Das ist mein Geld. mein
 Christina: It will take all the money!
Image 186235   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
126
 
 Felicity: 6, 12, 73, 15, 29, cowboy boot
 Horatio: @jochenau what if I see 15 and 17...
 Horatio: @jochenau what if I see 15 and 17...
 jazzjunkie: Worst Rorschach test ever
 piranharama: @Dan Tagonistic You already have your call sign. "You're dangerous, Dan Tagonistic."
 ignatz: I can only see 12. What do I win?
 Dan Tagonistic: @piranharama YES! Get Kelly McGillis on the phone
 Felicity: I can do them all except the last one, which looks like )1 to me
 piranharama: @Dan Tagonistic Actually no Dan! The advent of beyond-visual-range attack capabilities (long range radar guided air-to-air missiles) means that the visual requirements to fly fighter jets has been relaxed. Unless you're too blind to see the HUD two feet in front of you clearly, in that case you may be in trouble.
 Borkf: @carpwoman @jochenau I can see what they've done on the bottom left and centre. They've made parts of the numbers different colours to give more than one answer. Pretty sure @FabricMan is trolling about the 84.
 carpwoman: @jochenau - Yay me? I can see 17 and 15. 17 if I'm using peripheral vision.
 Dan Tagonistic: @jochenau I only saw the 15 in the bottom left when you mentioned it. Are my dreams of flying Top Gun shattered?
 Hosebag: Hey fun tip. After 6 hits of LSD, you can hear the color blue.
 Hosebag: I found these crackers to be tasteless and not very filling.
 jochenau: Caveat #2: these tests are designed to be used in printed form and computer monitors may not give accurate results
 jochenau: Caveat #1: translation accuracy not guaranteed
 jochenau: "Bottom right: people who see five have a blue color vision abnormality (common, 3.75% [of population?])"
 jochenau: "Bottom center: people who see 70 have a red color vision abnormality (fairly common, 1.25% [of population?])"
 jochenau: "Bottom left: people who see 17 have a blue color vision abnormality (very rare)."
 SomeCanadian: Same @Nopetology @LogicKitty
 LogicKitty: Glad I'm not the only one that can't see the last one and was kinda freaking out about it
 Nopetology: @Quackzy I can't see 84 either. Everything else is fine.
 Shay: The last one is a fluke.
 Quackzy: Does that actually say 84? Am I colorblind? Can someone please translate I am having a crisis @FabricMan
 VoR: @Christina math the universal language
 Christina: People unable to read Japanese can only understand the numbers in the text.
 FabricMan: 6, 12, 73, 15, 29, 84. Easy!
Image 186234   06-19-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
384
 
 Ulillillia: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 Wooden Spoon: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 Wooden Spoon: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 square44: Cool.
 Hosebag: Amazing what science can do these days.
 Yam: @Christina That's what these guys did too, they just put the tap water in a bottle before freezing it.
 Christina: Or you can just freeze a bag of tap water and go with it.
 Knice: What dark sorcery is this??
Image 186233   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
627
 
 sabredenton: Homer, Homer Simpson, he's about to hit a chestnut treeeee....
 Ihminen: Waaaaiiiiit what? a right hand drive corvette?
 Shay: They Live (2017)
 Christina: Did anybody else notice how strange was for Homer Simpson to own a pink car? Besides the yellow skin. ( + 1)
Image 186232   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
706
 
 Niels Bohr: Natch
 Hosebag: Dees birds are getting Marx all over my Lada!
 cizhiresb: bullshit.He arrives in Lada
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall proletariat
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall aaaand that's prolitariat
 funny in the wall: i feel like a volkswagen would be more fitting given his fondness for production and the proletariate
 antipatterns: shit man marx never wore no tie, and if he did it was a bow tie!
 funny in the wall: leave my man Karl alone, crows.
Image 186231   06-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
65
 
 Felicity: I cant see the numbers in this one either
 Bill Rye: @VoR filmiliar
 Christina: Never watched this movie.
 VoR: Looks familiar
Image 186230   06-19-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
444
 
 Felicity: MVEMJSUNP
 Niels Bohr: @Quackzy nothing is larger than Uranus.
 SomeCanadian: It's certainly bigger than Urectum @Quackzy
 Quackzy: This is fake. The sun is supposed to be inside the center of Hollow Earth. Also Venus is not larger than Uranus
 Christina: Take that, globtards! The Earth is flat and bigger that Jupiter. Also, Pluto is a planet.
 Judge Bread: #FlatSolarSystem
Image 186229   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
391
 
 Side Boob: Part of me hoped this was a water slide
 Felicity: Perfect place for a Doctor Who episode (original series)
 Chest Rockwell: There's some cool stuff in Russia.
 responsibleadult: This is where your missing hamsters fled. Where they united. Pushed the limits of mammal technology. Stockpiled weapons. Plotted your demise.
Image 186228   06-19-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
279
 
 ch: "Dude did you see that gnarly half-jump I blew out with Pogoee2079 in the China? DISRESPECTED"
 ch: Guinness Book of World Records World Record Holding Record: Most World's Most Important Cultural Landmarks Of Some Significance Disrespected Via Pogo-Like Semi-Transportation Device 2013
 grizzly: Then he died.
 Staida: Tony Hawk Pro Pogo
 VoR: Go go gadget pogo
Image 186227   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
174
 
 Warrax: I'm thinking markers or crayons.
 carpwoman: Make out.
 jochenau: Sobering up seems like a prudent choice at this point.
 Christina: Something good? Something bad? A mix of both? Thaw away?
Image 186226   06-19-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
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