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210205  Dr Awkward: @Knice @Yam Yep, I have 8 goats. My wife's hand and arms are sore from workouts and work tasks, so I've milked for the last 5 days. I got 3/4 of a gallon from our one current milk goat today!

210258  bigASShobo: For two years it's not in your skanky, dirty ole fridge :-

210235  Coolguy: Coolguy approves

210248  a robot: Nature is BRUTAL

210236  Korrok: Convenient.

210225  Felicity: Sort of works with #210226

210242  PenguinBartender: Bobby Singer spotted.

210246  pusha p: The man is drowning in bacon, it's hilarious.

210248  PenguinBartender: Live action Lion King reboot looking -- *hurk!*

210230  Felicity: My theory is that either (a) someone is not flushing or (b) someone is doing huge toilet-killing poos that clog the toilet. Either way they should stop

210228  SharkysMachine: Ce n'est pas ma belle femme!

210239  Felicity: Robot activated

210240  Felicity: Now I want a hamburger. And I still want pizza, from before!

210231  a robot: Wake me up when you're serving steamed hams.

210248  SharkysMachine: Got my spine, got my orange crush

210172  Felicity: Time to catch the Shuttlebus Tyderium

210240  bug: Also, great username/upload.

210240  bug: same.

210252  Youll Cowards: Bricktop, you're such a charmer.

210196  Felicity: @Dr Awkward Did they revoke his honourary doctorate of physical education?

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210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

210095 Christina: None of those will happen.

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210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

210150 Ulillillia: The Cathy Gourmet

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210162 a robot: Why is someone testing out the world's most obnoxiously bright camera flash in this random office?

210107 Felicity: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.

210121 Teechur: @Christina @dangerkeith3000 He may only be an amateur baiter. He needs to take his baiting to the master level.

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.



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Score:
126
 
 Felicity: 6, 12, 73, 15, 29, cowboy boot
 Horatio: @jochenau what if I see 15 and 17...
 Horatio: @jochenau what if I see 15 and 17...
 jazzjunkie: Worst Rorschach test ever
 piranharama: @Dan Tagonistic You already have your call sign. "You're dangerous, Dan Tagonistic."
 ignatz: I can only see 12. What do I win?
 Dan Tagonistic: @piranharama YES! Get Kelly McGillis on the phone
 Felicity: I can do them all except the last one, which looks like )1 to me
 piranharama: @Dan Tagonistic Actually no Dan! The advent of beyond-visual-range attack capabilities (long range radar guided air-to-air missiles) means that the visual requirements to fly fighter jets has been relaxed. Unless you're too blind to see the HUD two feet in front of you clearly, in that case you may be in trouble.
 Borkf: @carpwoman @jochenau I can see what they've done on the bottom left and centre. They've made parts of the numbers different colours to give more than one answer. Pretty sure @FabricMan is trolling about the 84.
 carpwoman: @jochenau - Yay me? I can see 17 and 15. 17 if I'm using peripheral vision.
 Dan Tagonistic: @jochenau I only saw the 15 in the bottom left when you mentioned it. Are my dreams of flying Top Gun shattered?
 Hosebag: Hey fun tip. After 6 hits of LSD, you can hear the color blue.
 Hosebag: I found these crackers to be tasteless and not very filling.
 jochenau: Caveat #2: these tests are designed to be used in printed form and computer monitors may not give accurate results
 jochenau: Caveat #1: translation accuracy not guaranteed
 jochenau: "Bottom right: people who see five have a blue color vision abnormality (common, 3.75% [of population?])"
 jochenau: "Bottom center: people who see 70 have a red color vision abnormality (fairly common, 1.25% [of population?])"
 jochenau: "Bottom left: people who see 17 have a blue color vision abnormality (very rare)."
 SomeCanadian: Same @Nopetology @LogicKitty
 LogicKitty: Glad I'm not the only one that can't see the last one and was kinda freaking out about it
 Nopetology: @Quackzy I can't see 84 either. Everything else is fine.
 Shay: The last one is a fluke.
 Quackzy: Does that actually say 84? Am I colorblind? Can someone please translate I am having a crisis @FabricMan
 VoR: @Christina math the universal language
 Christina: People unable to read Japanese can only understand the numbers in the text.
 FabricMan: 6, 12, 73, 15, 29, 84. Easy!
Image 186234   06-19-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
384
 
 Ulillillia: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 Wooden Spoon: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 Wooden Spoon: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 square44: Cool.
 Hosebag: Amazing what science can do these days.
 Yam: @Christina That's what these guys did too, they just put the tap water in a bottle before freezing it.
 Christina: Or you can just freeze a bag of tap water and go with it.
 Knice: What dark sorcery is this??
Image 186233   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
627
 
 sabredenton: Homer, Homer Simpson, he's about to hit a chestnut treeeee....
 Ihminen: Waaaaiiiiit what? a right hand drive corvette?
 Shay: They Live (2017)
 Christina: Did anybody else notice how strange was for Homer Simpson to own a pink car? Besides the yellow skin. ( + 1)
Image 186232   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
706
 
 Niels Bohr: Natch
 Hosebag: Dees birds are getting Marx all over my Lada!
 cizhiresb: bullshit.He arrives in Lada
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall proletariat
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall aaaand that's prolitariat
 funny in the wall: i feel like a volkswagen would be more fitting given his fondness for production and the proletariate
 antipatterns: shit man marx never wore no tie, and if he did it was a bow tie!
 funny in the wall: leave my man Karl alone, crows.
Image 186231   06-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
65
 
 Felicity: I cant see the numbers in this one either
 Bill Rye: @VoR filmiliar
 Christina: Never watched this movie.
 VoR: Looks familiar
Image 186230   06-19-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
444
 
 Felicity: MVEMJSUNP
 Niels Bohr: @Quackzy nothing is larger than Uranus.
 SomeCanadian: It's certainly bigger than Urectum @Quackzy
 Quackzy: This is fake. The sun is supposed to be inside the center of Hollow Earth. Also Venus is not larger than Uranus
 Christina: Take that, globtards! The Earth is flat and bigger that Jupiter. Also, Pluto is a planet.
 Judge Bread: #FlatSolarSystem
Image 186229   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
391
 
 Side Boob: Part of me hoped this was a water slide
 Felicity: Perfect place for a Doctor Who episode (original series)
 Chest Rockwell: There's some cool stuff in Russia.
 responsibleadult: This is where your missing hamsters fled. Where they united. Pushed the limits of mammal technology. Stockpiled weapons. Plotted your demise.
Image 186228   06-19-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
279
 
 ch: "Dude did you see that gnarly half-jump I blew out with Pogoee2079 in the China? DISRESPECTED"
 ch: Guinness Book of World Records World Record Holding Record: Most World's Most Important Cultural Landmarks Of Some Significance Disrespected Via Pogo-Like Semi-Transportation Device 2013
 grizzly: Then he died.
 Staida: Tony Hawk Pro Pogo
 VoR: Go go gadget pogo
Image 186227   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
174
 
 Warrax: I'm thinking markers or crayons.
 carpwoman: Make out.
 jochenau: Sobering up seems like a prudent choice at this point.
 Christina: Something good? Something bad? A mix of both? Thaw away?
Image 186226   06-19-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
213
 
 Science: Bette looking good in saran wrap.
 Felicity: Pop Tate is pretty popular with the ladies. Donald Trump does not understand
 Shay: I don't understand either.
 Christina: They are hiding that they just don't eat human meat, out of principles.
 Ulillillia: Completely original characters, like Dickey Douse and Monald Muck.
Image 186225   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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