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221264  MabelSyrup: His girlfriends name was steps 2 and 3 of making a hamburger.

221264  god666: Reminds if the song- Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug

221208  electrode: I can't tell if it's a really old episode or just a terrible picture.

221208  Cyka: That painfully placed, comma

221260  iCEy: I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

221239  karmakat: lonely much?

221199  FatTigerWoods: And YOU couldn't stop them?

221245  karmakat: hm...thanks for the warning?

221248  karmakat: Halloween left overs.

221250  karmakat: yeah...Gospel that makes you want to shot yourself...

221252  karmakat: the movie was closer to that cake's quality.

221253  karmakat: I get that feeling that someone 'played too much' with that poor lemon.

221262  superfudge: He lost it all playing the sluts.

221262  tane: The sadness sets in as I sat next to the old man at the bus stop. He quietly murmured to himself for a while until I noticed he seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. From what I gathered, it was his best friend that must have recently passed, but even so he continued to joke along with his delusional fantasy. A cigarette hung from his cracked lips as he slowly turned to me and said: "

221261  Peddy Tenderglass: He is the Gecko45 of students

221261  wwwdotcom: I thought he was using that 3D printer as a scope.

221261  Apple IIe: Rifle scope*

221260  metallica: That is me with my gf half the time. Maybe I need to cut back.

221260  runny999: This was fantastic! That thumbnail just sells it lol

221210  flommmm: Easy fix

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

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 responsibleadult: @jazzjunkie We definitely need a Ute in the U.S. like Ford and Chevy sell overseas
 jazzjunkie: @responsibleadult I'm holding out for the Fiesta pickup truck
 jazzjunkie: Sounds like something someone carrying tools or other stuff worth stealing would say
 Air Biscuit: Theres no room for the tools witj all the heroin.
 Dan Tagonistic: @responsibleadult @ottorongo I had a Mk3 and it was rad
 jochenau: Some douchebags broke into my brother's truck and stole his tools once :( They were, at least, smarter than the derptolon who used their bare hand to smash the windows on our other car, bleed all over the inside, and then leave it in a ditch elsewhere in the city.
 antipatterns: I'd smash just for the sticker
 responsibleadult: @ottorongo You get a cage, too. Economical kidnappery.
 FireBreathingMarmot: ...but i need crack (SMASH)!
 ottorongo: @responsibleadult all they did was remove the back windows? cheap. but, I guess if they call it a van...
 funny in the wall: i'll be the judge of that
 responsibleadult: @ottorongo www.ford.co.uk/vans-and-pickups/fiesta-van
 ottorongo: when did a ford fiesta become a van?
 SpaceCow: "Unless they're buying children. And then we split it 60/40"
 Micro Jackson: That back window should fetch a few bucks...
 El hefe: Ocean County issues these decals in NJ
 WaffleIron: Bet I could trade the spare tire and two plug wires for some crack though.
 Derp Herpigan: Bet that van could fetch a good price...
Image 186209   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
438
 
 Felicity: VIP section
 Hosebag: Welcome to Freedom!
 dangerkeith3000: Good thing we built a wall
 SomeCanadian: Damn Easter Island immigrants.
 Jabberwikket: Beware of barbed wire piercings and spiky grillz
 VoR: Ah ma lip!
 Micro Jackson: Keep the fuck out!
Image 186208   06-19-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
212
 
 Mr Bleak: @RiderFan Cheers! Located and installed.
 RiderFan: @Mr Bleak The font is named Ghastly Panic.
 Mr Bleak: @RiderFan What's the font called? I've been using Crazy Killer, but that's kinda tidy.
 Noremak: @Scoo Looks pretty metalcore to me.
 RiderFan: In case anyone was wondering: The original image was just the pencil. I added the text.
 Skinr: You seal your own coffin
 VoR: Hi little wood guy.
 Scoo: That's surprisingly legible for a black metal band name
 Knice: To continue would be pointless.
Image 186207   06-19-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
250
 
 Micro Jackson: My hip-hop name is MC Escher
 Dr Awkward: The fastest way to a man's heart is deception and a maze of false entrances.
 Robespierre: More skillfuller than most.
Image 186206   06-19-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
798
 
 Warrax: Fuck Paul Newman, this shit is mine now.
 Borkf: @LogicKitty Don't worry! The original source for this said their cat always tries to get in the fridge when they open it, this was just the first successful attempt. That is the face of a cat trying not to be removed from the place where the food lives.
 LogicKitty: This is horrifying! I actually dreamed my roommate was putting cats in the fridge. STAY OUT OF MY DREAMS! And leave the kitties alone!
 trelyate: I DEMAND CHEESE!
 Science: Just chillin'
 Robespierre: One frigid Fold, comin' right up!
 Micro Jackson: Close the goddam door!!!!
 Knice: All the fixings for a nice cat-ciatore.
Image 186205   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
171
 
 JacksThirdEye: That is a lot of unusual, I'll give 'em that.
 Wooden Spoon: ... heap of dried boogers.
 VoR: ...water. they're water grains
 Micro Jackson: Not so unusual. I've been dumped too! (sobs)
 Otterman: Sandman relaxing
 WaffleIron: Not the most unusual pile of gravel I've seen, your experience may vary.
Image 186204   06-19-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
156
 
 wolfpk: The real grandpa smurf
 Nopetology: @Amy Housewine The shirt and background probably make the effect more pronounced than it otherwise would be, but I'm seeing it as a very blueish grey. Tending towards purple.
 Amy Housewine: @Nopetology I see. But which? Does this really look blue to everyone other than me?
 Nopetology: @Amy Housewine It's a fraudulent bit of pseudomedical quackery called "Colloidal Silver". If you eat enough of the crap, it turns your skin blue (or grey) as you slowly poison yourself.
 Amy Housewine: Is this one of those "What colour is the dress" whatjamajigs? You all keep making references to blue and his facepaint is clearly grey to me.
 Joseph: The blue shirt really highlights your eyes.
 Joseph: The blue shirt really highlights your eyes.
 Science: @funny in the wall: Yes. He died of a heart attack because he was a heavy smoker.
 Aemuli: Dude, burn a human effigy already - you have to be 50% hollow by now
 funny in the wall: he died, right? kind of makes it less funny
 Knice: This user's ranking is o Skilled user.
 Ulillillia: He blue himself.
 Amy Housewine: He was turned to steel in the great magnetic field.
 Mr. Shine: Papa Smurf?!
 SomeCanadian: Congenital methemoglobinemia.
 dangerkeith3000: The original founder of Blue Man Group
 Nopetology: Colloidal WTF on sale now. It's smurfalicious!
Image 186203   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
646
 
 Wooden Spoon: HEY YOU KIDS! DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE!
 Mr. Butt: "Hey, my upload just hit 300 points!"
 Robespierre: That's the raddest carabao horn I ever did see.
Image 186202   06-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
95
 
 jazzjunkie: Technically not a violation of our dress code. Welcome sir, would you like a table or will you sit at the bar?
 Wooden Spoon: He's a scab. Real Chip n' Dales dancers wear bow ties.
 petepuma: i think those pictures came with the frames
 FireBreathingMarmot: craigslist stripper in "fireman" costume
 VoR: Agger gater IRL
 Flirb Dampumple: Happy Father's Day
 dangerkeith3000: Power tie
Image 186201   06-19-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
863
 
 Queen K: No jokes. This is just adorable.
 Hosebag: Sad, these dogs are there to keep the little mental patients from escaping.
 Staida: They're good dogs brunt. ALL of them. I don't know how he missed that.
 Robespierre: No blinking!
 White Rice: @tib gubb @Knice had it read "inpatiently" I could go for the horribleness of the pun. That aside, they're good dogs.
 Micro Jackson: You lucky, seriously incapacitated children!
 tib gubb: @Knice agreed. I think the word would be 'eagerly'
 bug: Your lab results are in.
 Knice: That's rad; but they look pretty patient to me.
Image 186200   06-19-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
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