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187795  Micro Jackson: This is fine

187759  Micro Jackson: The Feeders of Vaal gettin younger all the time

187760  Micro Jackson: This is what happens when you spend $120 on a kitty bed

187768  Micro Jackson: Do you got any Jack Daniels?

187791  Amy Housewine: Yaaaa mon me affa da most unconvincing accent in film since Dick Van Dyke

187769  Micro Jackson: Peel me

187770  Micro Jackson: No, the floor is lava! LAVA!!!!

187793  Amy Housewine: I don't want to feel the tip when I hug someone.

187774  Micro Jackson: What? Where does it say "No parking"?

187775  Micro Jackson: You gotta work on your delivery

187773  ignatz: In UK they're known as 'Hooligan Tools'

187776  Micro Jackson: Uplifting

187779  Micro Jackson: Impressive. The only thing I can knit is my brow

187662  Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187780  Micro Jackson: Is that 26 dog years?

187782  WaffleIron: @ignatz : flagellar motors? I'd post the wiki link but alas I feel rather blue.

187784  Micro Jackson: Knot bad

187782  ignatz: Also: Awesome, alows them to do a perfect high-power saute..

187789  Micro Jackson: I'll take one of each

187790  Micro Jackson: Yeah, so, I kind of died.....

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187572 Horatio: I tought this said pant horse, and that's what I'm calling centaurs from now on.

187720 Quackzy: No tecknoLEGy

187642 Air Biscuit: Fun is hard to beat.

187709 Air Biscuit: Same.

187596 JohnCarcinogen: @JohnCarcinogen Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

187605 jazzjunkie: I imagine these as pincers, clacking open and closed like mantis mandibles

187706 mrwiffler: @SomeCanadian And following them...

187662 Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187696 Air Biscuit: Wheres the usb port?

187687 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward hahaha goddammit, people



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Score:
156
 
 wolfpk: The real grandpa smurf
 Nopetology: @Amy Housewine The shirt and background probably make the effect more pronounced than it otherwise would be, but I'm seeing it as a very blueish grey. Tending towards purple.
 Amy Housewine: @Nopetology I see. But which? Does this really look blue to everyone other than me?
 Nopetology: @Amy Housewine It's a fraudulent bit of pseudomedical quackery called "Colloidal Silver". If you eat enough of the crap, it turns your skin blue (or grey) as you slowly poison yourself.
 Amy Housewine: Is this one of those "What colour is the dress" whatjamajigs? You all keep making references to blue and his facepaint is clearly grey to me.
 Joseph: The blue shirt really highlights your eyes.
 Joseph: The blue shirt really highlights your eyes.
 Science: @funny in the wall: Yes. He died of a heart attack because he was a heavy smoker.
 Aemuli: Dude, burn a human effigy already - you have to be 50% hollow by now
 funny in the wall: he died, right? kind of makes it less funny
 Knice: This user's ranking is o Skilled user.
 Ulillillia: He blue himself.
 Amy Housewine: He was turned to steel in the great magnetic field.
 Mr. Shine: Papa Smurf?!
 SomeCanadian: Congenital methemoglobinemia.
 dangerkeith3000: The original founder of Blue Man Group
 Nopetology: Colloidal WTF on sale now. It's smurfalicious!
Image 186203   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
623
 
 Wooden Spoon: HEY YOU KIDS! DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE!
 Mr. Butt: "Hey, my upload just hit 300 points!"
 Robespierre: That's the raddest carabao horn I ever did see.
Image 186202   06-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
66
 
 jazzjunkie: Technically not a violation of our dress code. Welcome sir, would you like a table or will you sit at the bar?
 Wooden Spoon: He's a scab. Real Chip n' Dales dancers wear bow ties.
 petepuma: i think those pictures came with the frames
 FireBreathingMarmot: craigslist stripper in "fireman" costume
 VoR: Agger gater IRL
 Flirb Dampumple: Happy Father's Day
 dangerkeith3000: Power tie
Image 186201   06-19-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
863
 
 Queen K: No jokes. This is just adorable.
 Hosebag: Sad, these dogs are there to keep the little mental patients from escaping.
 Staida: They're good dogs brunt. ALL of them. I don't know how he missed that.
 Robespierre: No blinking!
 White Rice: @tib gubb @Knice had it read "inpatiently" I could go for the horribleness of the pun. That aside, they're good dogs.
 Micro Jackson: You lucky, seriously incapacitated children!
 tib gubb: @Knice agreed. I think the word would be 'eagerly'
 bug: Your lab results are in.
 Knice: That's rad; but they look pretty patient to me.
Image 186200   06-19-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Image 186199 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by apoxia. You have brought shame on us, apoxia.
Score:
720
 
 dangerkeith3000: That dog is way too cool to be my pet. I can admit it.
 Dr Awkward: In recent interview, local dog says "AYYYYYY"
Image 186198   06-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
539
 
 JacksThirdEye: She injected too many marijuanas
 Shay: Is Becky a succubus? If so, she's Taylor Swift.
 Hosebag: Oh my god, Look at her BUTT!
 Robespierre: @funny in the wall Word on the street is that Taylor Swift doesn't care for you either.
 RiderFan: Skorts, an abomination of clothing.
 Nopetology: I was having a totally kickass eternal life- walking around looking like 1990s Patrick Stewart all the time and really living the dream. Then I met Becky and snorted some of her tears. There was so much marijuana in her tears that I died instantly. I'm a ghost now, and it's all Becky's fault. I hate her so much!!
 funny in the wall: I do not care for Taylor Swift
 dangerkeith3000: I get mistaken for Becky all the time too.
 Mr. Butt: never mind the bollocks, its becky
 Robespierre: no its borckf
 Amy Housewine: No it's Beck.
 Nopetology: If you snort Earl Grey tea, it slows down the aging process and you can look exactly like Patrick Stewart did in the 1990s pretty much forever.
 Ulillillia: no its patrick
 Knice: You dumbass, it says Becky right on her.
Image 186197   06-19-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
819
 
 Hosebag: Add water, makes it's own sauce.
 Teechur: Meowtini.
 Robespierre: Mission accomplished.
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall my cat is nice
 dangerkeith3000: form fitting
 Urn BooUrn: Think about thos beans.
 funny in the wall: that looks like a nice cat. my cat is ok
Image 186196   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
291
 
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: I have a friend who can get a prize EVERY SINGLE TIME. It's fascinating until you realize the prizes are worth less than the change you put in the machine.
 dangerkeith3000: Claw machines are always rigged. Mexican ones are probably the same.
 Robespierre: Yo quiero to get the fuck outta here!
Image 186195   06-19-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
569
 
 VoR: Mary wanted to be on the stag for that night but was consigned to the chicken coup instead
 Dr Awkward: @Knice Cariboup
 Knice: Boop, eh?
Image 186194   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Bob
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