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24939  Nope: Butter

24942  Nope: Dunnanannan dick carrrrrrr

249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!



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Score:
156
 
 wolfpk: The real grandpa smurf
 Nopetology: @Amy Housewine The shirt and background probably make the effect more pronounced than it otherwise would be, but I'm seeing it as a very blueish grey. Tending towards purple.
 Amy Housewine: @Nopetology I see. But which? Does this really look blue to everyone other than me?
 Nopetology: @Amy Housewine It's a fraudulent bit of pseudomedical quackery called "Colloidal Silver". If you eat enough of the crap, it turns your skin blue (or grey) as you slowly poison yourself.
 Amy Housewine: Is this one of those "What colour is the dress" whatjamajigs? You all keep making references to blue and his facepaint is clearly grey to me.
 Joseph: The blue shirt really highlights your eyes.
 Joseph: The blue shirt really highlights your eyes.
 Science: @funny in the wall: Yes. He died of a heart attack because he was a heavy smoker.
 Aemuli: Dude, burn a human effigy already - you have to be 50% hollow by now
 funny in the wall: he died, right? kind of makes it less funny
 Knice: This user's ranking is o Skilled user.
 Ulillillia: He blue himself.
 Amy Housewine: He was turned to steel in the great magnetic field.
 Mr. Shine: Papa Smurf?!
 SomeCanadian: Congenital methemoglobinemia.
 Pickle Dick: The original founder of Blue Man Group
 Nopetology: Colloidal WTF on sale now. It's smurfalicious!
Image 186203   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
646
 
 Wooden Spoon: HEY YOU KIDS! DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE!
 Mr. Butt: "Hey, my upload just hit 300 points!"
 Stom Premben: That's the raddest carabao horn I ever did see.
Image 186202   06-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
95
 
 jazzjunkie: Technically not a violation of our dress code. Welcome sir, would you like a table or will you sit at the bar?
 Wooden Spoon: He's a scab. Real Chip n' Dales dancers wear bow ties.
 petepuma: i think those pictures came with the frames
 FireBreathingMarmot: craigslist stripper in "fireman" costume
 VoR: Agger gater IRL
 Flirb Dampumple: Happy Father's Day
 CompletelyJoking: Power tie
Image 186201   06-19-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
863
 
 Queen K: No jokes. This is just adorable.
 Hosebag: Sad, these dogs are there to keep the little mental patients from escaping.
 Staida: They're good dogs brunt. ALL of them. I don't know how he missed that.
 NotHuman: No blinking!
 White Rice: @tib gubb @Knice had it read "inpatiently" I could go for the horribleness of the pun. That aside, they're good dogs.
 Micro Jackson: You lucky, seriously incapacitated children!
 tib gubb: @Knice agreed. I think the word would be 'eagerly'
 bug: Your lab results are in.
 Knice: That's rad; but they look pretty patient to me.
Image 186200   06-19-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Image 186199 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by apoxia. We'll pray for you, apoxia.
Score:
740
 
 ppr4: That dog is way too cool to be my pet. I can admit it.
 Dr Awkward: In recent interview, local dog says "AYYYYYY"
Image 186198   06-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
539
 
 genius: I thought it was Renee Zellwegger
 JacksThirdEye: She injected too many marijuanas
 Shay: Is Becky a succubus? If so, she's Taylor Swift.
 Hosebag: Oh my god, Look at her BUTT!
 celtic: @funny in the wall Word on the street is that Taylor Swift doesn't care for you either.
 RiderFan: Skorts, an abomination of clothing.
 Nopetology: I was having a totally kickass eternal life- walking around looking like 1990s Patrick Stewart all the time and really living the dream. Then I met Becky and snorted some of her tears. There was so much marijuana in her tears that I died instantly. I'm a ghost now, and it's all Becky's fault. I hate her so much!!
 funny in the wall: I do not care for Taylor Swift
 norgu5: I get mistaken for Becky all the time too.
 Mr. Butt: never mind the bollocks, its becky
 athiest: no its borckf
 Amy Housewine: No it's Beck.
 Nopetology: If you snort Earl Grey tea, it slows down the aging process and you can look exactly like Patrick Stewart did in the 1990s pretty much forever.
 Ulillillia: no its patrick
 Knice: You dumbass, it says Becky right on her.
Image 186197   06-19-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
819
 
 Hosebag: Add water, makes it's own sauce.
 Teechur: Meowtini.
 waaaaaat: Mission accomplished.
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall my cat is nice
 bookcase: form fitting
 Urn BooUrn: Think about thos beans.
 funny in the wall: that looks like a nice cat. my cat is ok
Image 186196   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
291
 
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: I have a friend who can get a prize EVERY SINGLE TIME. It's fascinating until you realize the prizes are worth less than the change you put in the machine.
 franktank: Claw machines are always rigged. Mexican ones are probably the same.
 TheTakeDown: Yo quiero to get the fuck outta here!
Image 186195   06-19-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
569
 
 VoR: Mary wanted to be on the stag for that night but was consigned to the chicken coup instead
 Dr Awkward: @Knice Cariboup
 Knice: Boop, eh?
Image 186194   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Bob
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