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272956  Paint Chips: I JUST HAD SE-EX!!

272932  SurfNTurf: Gaia Theory, you say?

272933  Science: Clockwork Doggo

272942  mrdiron: "Based on a tweet" is unfortunately something you hear a lot of these days

272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

272902  Side Boob: I think this is from "Disenchantment" on Netflix. I enjoyed it!

272895  Urn BooUrn: It's recursive, The is a tiny man inside him cosplaying as the convention center. And so on.

272910  Urn BooUrn: Mommmmmmm. Your embarrassing me.

272907  Side Boob: Talk to your puppy about Hitler.

272913  Side Boob: Want to play with both of them!

272923  Side Boob: Raxacoricofallapatorius called...Did you fart?

272931  Side Boob: Sorry about your tuberculosis :(

272933  Side Boob: *Borkfs mechanically*

272934  Not A Bot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

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272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?



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Side Boob uploaded 272795 (829 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (826 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (773 points)
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 6. dangerkeith3000: 2770 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2011 points
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Score:
646
 
 Wooden Spoon: HEY YOU KIDS! DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE!
 Mr. Butt: "Hey, my upload just hit 300 points!"
 Stom Premben: That's the raddest carabao horn I ever did see.
Image 186202   06-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
95
 
 jazzjunkie: Technically not a violation of our dress code. Welcome sir, would you like a table or will you sit at the bar?
 Wooden Spoon: He's a scab. Real Chip n' Dales dancers wear bow ties.
 petepuma: i think those pictures came with the frames
 FireBreathingMarmot: craigslist stripper in "fireman" costume
 lolnotrly: Agger gater IRL
 Flirb Dampumple: Happy Father's Day
 CompletelyJoking: Power tie
Image 186201   06-19-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
863
 
 Queen K: No jokes. This is just adorable.
 Hosebag: Sad, these dogs are there to keep the little mental patients from escaping.
 Staida: They're good dogs brunt. ALL of them. I don't know how he missed that.
 NotHuman: No blinking!
 White Rice: @tib gubb @Knice had it read "inpatiently" I could go for the horribleness of the pun. That aside, they're good dogs.
 Micro Jackson: You lucky, seriously incapacitated children!
 tib gubb: @Knice agreed. I think the word would be 'eagerly'
 bug: Your lab results are in.
 Knice: That's rad; but they look pretty patient to me.
Image 186200   06-19-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Image 186199 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by apoxia. Boo, apoxia.
Score:
740
 
 ppr4: That dog is way too cool to be my pet. I can admit it.
 oregon man: In recent interview, local dog says "AYYYYYY"
Image 186198   06-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
539
 
 genius: I thought it was Renee Zellwegger
 JacksThirdEye: She injected too many marijuanas
 Shay: Is Becky a succubus? If so, she's Taylor Swift.
 Hosebag: Oh my god, Look at her BUTT!
 celtic: @funny in the wall Word on the street is that Taylor Swift doesn't care for you either.
 RiderFan: Skorts, an abomination of clothing.
 Nopetology: I was having a totally kickass eternal life- walking around looking like 1990s Patrick Stewart all the time and really living the dream. Then I met Becky and snorted some of her tears. There was so much marijuana in her tears that I died instantly. I'm a ghost now, and it's all Becky's fault. I hate her so much!!
 funny in the wall: I do not care for Taylor Swift
 norgu5: I get mistaken for Becky all the time too.
 Mr. Butt: never mind the bollocks, its becky
 athiest: no its borckf
 Amy Housewine: No it's Beck.
 Nopetology: If you snort Earl Grey tea, it slows down the aging process and you can look exactly like Patrick Stewart did in the 1990s pretty much forever.
 Ulillillia: no its patrick
 Knice: You dumbass, it says Becky right on her.
Image 186197   06-19-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
819
 
 Hosebag: Add water, makes it's own sauce.
 Teechur: Meowtini.
 waaaaaat: Mission accomplished.
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall my cat is nice
 bookcase: form fitting
 Urn BooUrn: Think about thos beans.
 funny in the wall: that looks like a nice cat. my cat is ok
Image 186196   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
291
 
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: I have a friend who can get a prize EVERY SINGLE TIME. It's fascinating until you realize the prizes are worth less than the change you put in the machine.
 franktank: Claw machines are always rigged. Mexican ones are probably the same.
 TheTakeDown: Yo quiero to get the fuck outta here!
Image 186195   06-19-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
569
 
 p nut: Mary wanted to be on the stag for that night but was consigned to the chicken coup instead
 HermwoodLitmajor: @Knice Cariboup
 Knice: Boop, eh?
Image 186194   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Bob
Score:
724
 
 JacksThirdEye: Blerp.
 Dan Tagonistic: [shlupp]
 petepuma: licking the remainder of your blood off it's paw
 Beerarchy: "Look sexy for the camera"
 Oober: The ultimate cat tongue - a lick'll probably take your skin off.
 Ulillillia: Catiligo
Image 186193   06-19-17   Uploaded by    windows96
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