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273256  Not A Bot: THAT IS SO EXCELLENT!

273255  Theimposter: Thats disgusting.

273256  Theimposter: Lean in and take a big messy bite to spite fate.

273235  Alaskan: I prefer to keep hold of the bucket, thanks, I had a bad experience once.

273261  Theimposter: Sad they had to in order to comprehend the hazard.

273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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Score:
95
 
 jazzjunkie: Technically not a violation of our dress code. Welcome sir, would you like a table or will you sit at the bar?
 Wooden Spoon: He's a scab. Real Chip n' Dales dancers wear bow ties.
 petepuma: i think those pictures came with the frames
 FireBreathingMarmot: craigslist stripper in "fireman" costume
 lolnotrly: Agger gater IRL
 Flirb Dampumple: Happy Father's Day
 CompletelyJoking: Power tie
Image 186201   06-19-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
863
 
 Queen K: No jokes. This is just adorable.
 Hosebag: Sad, these dogs are there to keep the little mental patients from escaping.
 Staida: They're good dogs brunt. ALL of them. I don't know how he missed that.
 NotHuman: No blinking!
 White Rice: @tib gubb @Knice had it read "inpatiently" I could go for the horribleness of the pun. That aside, they're good dogs.
 Micro Jackson: You lucky, seriously incapacitated children!
 tib gubb: @Knice agreed. I think the word would be 'eagerly'
 bug: Your lab results are in.
 Knice: That's rad; but they look pretty patient to me.
Image 186200   06-19-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Image 186199 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by apoxia. You have brought shame on us, apoxia.
Score:
740
 
 ppr4: That dog is way too cool to be my pet. I can admit it.
 oregon man: In recent interview, local dog says "AYYYYYY"
Image 186198   06-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
539
 
 genius: I thought it was Renee Zellwegger
 JacksThirdEye: She injected too many marijuanas
 Shay: Is Becky a succubus? If so, she's Taylor Swift.
 Hosebag: Oh my god, Look at her BUTT!
 celtic: @funny in the wall Word on the street is that Taylor Swift doesn't care for you either.
 RiderFan: Skorts, an abomination of clothing.
 Nopetology: I was having a totally kickass eternal life- walking around looking like 1990s Patrick Stewart all the time and really living the dream. Then I met Becky and snorted some of her tears. There was so much marijuana in her tears that I died instantly. I'm a ghost now, and it's all Becky's fault. I hate her so much!!
 funny in the wall: I do not care for Taylor Swift
 norgu5: I get mistaken for Becky all the time too.
 Mr. Butt: never mind the bollocks, its becky
 athiest: no its borckf
 Amy Housewine: No it's Beck.
 Nopetology: If you snort Earl Grey tea, it slows down the aging process and you can look exactly like Patrick Stewart did in the 1990s pretty much forever.
 Ulillillia: no its patrick
 Knice: You dumbass, it says Becky right on her.
Image 186197   06-19-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
819
 
 Hosebag: Add water, makes it's own sauce.
 Teechur: Meowtini.
 waaaaaat: Mission accomplished.
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall my cat is nice
 bookcase: form fitting
 Urn BooUrn: Think about thos beans.
 funny in the wall: that looks like a nice cat. my cat is ok
Image 186196   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
291
 
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: I have a friend who can get a prize EVERY SINGLE TIME. It's fascinating until you realize the prizes are worth less than the change you put in the machine.
 franktank: Claw machines are always rigged. Mexican ones are probably the same.
 TheTakeDown: Yo quiero to get the fuck outta here!
Image 186195   06-19-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
569
 
 p nut: Mary wanted to be on the stag for that night but was consigned to the chicken coup instead
 HermwoodLitmajor: @Knice Cariboup
 Knice: Boop, eh?
Image 186194   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Bob
Score:
724
 
 JacksThirdEye: Blerp.
 Dan Tagonistic: [shlupp]
 petepuma: licking the remainder of your blood off it's paw
 Beerarchy: "Look sexy for the camera"
 Oober: The ultimate cat tongue - a lick'll probably take your skin off.
 Ulillillia: Catiligo
Image 186193   06-19-17   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
500
 
 Nopetology: So rad! Never thought I'd see a plush blobfish. Let alone a whole herd of them in a takeout carton..
 responsibleadult: Who had the szechuan Ted Cruz?
Image 186192   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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