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248808  bug: *knocks painting off table*

248809  bug: Crap, we're out of Operating Room Emergency Doctors!

248806  Dr Awkward: "Don't be irrational, Mom!"

248792  iatemyhomework: The password is "VAGINA"

248753  KnowLifer: *being secretly a super-villain in spanish*

248651  PenguinBartender: @Teechur OH! I thought they were using the word "ignorant" (and variants thereof) as a pronoun. TY

248774  a robot: Thanks, Google

248802  Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch

248791  a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body

248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

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248680 bug: pornhub

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar



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Score:
539
 
 Felicity: I thought it was Renee Zellwegger
 JacksThirdEye: She injected too many marijuanas
 Shay: Is Becky a succubus? If so, she's Taylor Swift.
 Hosebag: Oh my god, Look at her BUTT!
 celtic: @funny in the wall Word on the street is that Taylor Swift doesn't care for you either.
 RiderFan: Skorts, an abomination of clothing.
 Nopetology: I was having a totally kickass eternal life- walking around looking like 1990s Patrick Stewart all the time and really living the dream. Then I met Becky and snorted some of her tears. There was so much marijuana in her tears that I died instantly. I'm a ghost now, and it's all Becky's fault. I hate her so much!!
 funny in the wall: I do not care for Taylor Swift
 norgu5: I get mistaken for Becky all the time too.
 Mr. Butt: never mind the bollocks, its becky
 athiest: no its borckf
 Amy Housewine: No it's Beck.
 Nopetology: If you snort Earl Grey tea, it slows down the aging process and you can look exactly like Patrick Stewart did in the 1990s pretty much forever.
 Ulillillia: no its patrick
 Knice: You dumbass, it says Becky right on her.
Image 186197   06-19-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
819
 
 Hosebag: Add water, makes it's own sauce.
 Teechur: Meowtini.
 waaaaaat: Mission accomplished.
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall my cat is nice
 bookcase: form fitting
 Urn BooUrn: Think about thos beans.
 funny in the wall: that looks like a nice cat. my cat is ok
Image 186196   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
291
 
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: I have a friend who can get a prize EVERY SINGLE TIME. It's fascinating until you realize the prizes are worth less than the change you put in the machine.
 franktank: Claw machines are always rigged. Mexican ones are probably the same.
 TheTakeDown: Yo quiero to get the fuck outta here!
Image 186195   06-19-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
569
 
 VoR: Mary wanted to be on the stag for that night but was consigned to the chicken coup instead
 Dr Awkward: @Knice Cariboup
 Knice: Boop, eh?
Image 186194   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Bob
Score:
724
 
 JacksThirdEye: Blerp.
 Dan Tagonistic: [shlupp]
 petepuma: licking the remainder of your blood off it's paw
 Beerarchy: "Look sexy for the camera"
 Oober: The ultimate cat tongue - a lick'll probably take your skin off.
 Ulillillia: Catiligo
Image 186193   06-19-17   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
500
 
 Nopetology: So rad! Never thought I'd see a plush blobfish. Let alone a whole herd of them in a takeout carton..
 responsibleadult: Who had the szechuan Ted Cruz?
Image 186192   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
195
 
 Mr Bleak: Klu Klux Klubbing?
 Chest Rockwell: Should have worn gloves and sunglasses.
 FireBreathingMarmot: finally metal is actually scary again
 Science: Ladies and gentlemen - The Torquemadas!
 Micro Jackson: I went down to the burning crossroads....
 twenty4: Anyway, here's BuildAWall...
 Mr. Shine: Not gonna get much bass out of that air conditioner.
 DrinkMixMan: "The us us us took your baby awaaaay..."
 WTF: The Klan is trying to reach a younger, more hip audience.
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Trumperwall
Image 186191   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
475
 
 wordjones: @Otterman im dead
 Noremak: And that's why he's grilling inatead of fornicating.
 Beef Supreme: And if you can't be with the one you love, honey, pork the one you're with.
 Mentos Pormer: @Nopetology say it again
 vape station: Ironically, you use a hot beef injection to pork.
 kazzy94: If you insist!
 Mr. Butt: While you were having premarital sex, I masted the Char-Broil
 Otterman: Done and done.
 nightmarez: Whaddaya know. I didn't realize that Canadians were responsive to such suggestive advertising.
 Scoo: Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard!
 bug: The other white meat.
 Nopetology: Wasn't expecting to get such solid relationship advice from a billboard- thanks!
Image 186190   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Image 186189 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Grandmaster Fat. You have brought shame on us, Grandmaster Fat.
Score:
666
 
 Jabberwikket: Not visible in picture: buttered toast attached to back of cat, butter side up
 a robot: @Catcat I recently got a harness and leash for my cat. It turns out she LOVES being outside, so much that I think I've created a monster. She's always been a pretty quiet kitty, but now she'll sit at the door and yowl cause she wants to go out. I live next to a busy road so I'm never going to let her out alone. Hopefully she'll learn that going out is on MY schedule, not hers. Oh, who am I kidding, I'm talking about a cat here.
 Teechur: When I was a kid, I'd take our pudgy kitty out into the yard, put her on the ground, and race her back to the house. She hated to be outside, but it was the only exercise she ever got. Oh, she always won.
 dangerous dave: @funny in the wall Mine flipped out and bit me so badly that I had to have stitches and antibiotics.
 funny in the wall: @Catcat that's familiar. our cat actually likes being outside but that's what he does when we put a leas on him
 Nopetology: @dangerous dave I totally believe it. Never underestimate the vast unexplored expanses of human stupidity.
 Catcat: @tib gubb My cat doesn't even like being outside. I tried to get a cat leash on her and she protests by just falling on the side and just not doing anything for the whole day.
 tib gubb: @dangerous dave it sure is. just make sure it's the kind of cat that likes being up high, or you're gonna have a real bad time
 dangerous dave: This ... *can't* be real, can it?
 Nopetology: Your cat will make you pay for this foolishness. You will pay dearly..
Image 186188   06-19-17   Uploaded by    piranharama
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