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221264  MabelSyrup: His girlfriends name was steps 2 and 3 of making a hamburger.

221264  god666: Reminds if the song- Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug

221208  electrode: I can't tell if it's a really old episode or just a terrible picture.

221208  Cyka: That painfully placed, comma

221260  iCEy: I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

221239  karmakat: lonely much?

221199  FatTigerWoods: And YOU couldn't stop them?

221245  karmakat: hm...thanks for the warning?

221248  karmakat: Halloween left overs.

221250  karmakat: yeah...Gospel that makes you want to shot yourself...

221252  karmakat: the movie was closer to that cake's quality.

221253  karmakat: I get that feeling that someone 'played too much' with that poor lemon.

221262  superfudge: He lost it all playing the sluts.

221262  tane: The sadness sets in as I sat next to the old man at the bus stop. He quietly murmured to himself for a while until I noticed he seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. From what I gathered, it was his best friend that must have recently passed, but even so he continued to joke along with his delusional fantasy. A cigarette hung from his cracked lips as he slowly turned to me and said: "

221261  Peddy Tenderglass: He is the Gecko45 of students

221261  wwwdotcom: I thought he was using that 3D printer as a scope.

221261  Apple IIe: Rifle scope*

221260  metallica: That is me with my gf half the time. Maybe I need to cut back.

221260  runny999: This was fantastic! That thumbnail just sells it lol

221210  flommmm: Easy fix

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221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221114 Felicity: George Burns as a...what is this?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

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Score:
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 copunter: whoa my mouse just moved
 petepuma: my eye just twitched
 Micro Jackson: You still have some desktop showing. Cover that shit up!
 dangerkeith3000: Your desktop background sucks.
 Ihminen: Oh you should see mine... i have so much crap that it can't all fit on the screen and I can only access them with going to my desktop's folder
 Mad Collager: I can't wait to see the desktop with a scroll bar on it. A short one, even.
 Aemuli: Ctrl + A. Ctrl+left click on recycle bin. Ctrl + X. Make new folder, called Old Desktop. Enter it. Ctrl + V. You now have clean desktop. Now smash the computer before someone sullies it up again.
 Joseph: My wife had way more.If you put one icon in the trash,another one was beneath it. Sometimes up to ten deep.
 Scoo: I have a whole series of folders "Old Desktop Crap", "Old Desktop Crap 2", "Old Desktop Crap 3", etc.
 Catcat: You don't have two monitors to clutter? You pleb.
 DarkTeddy: I have no icons on my desktop.
 tib gubb: then when it's full, you just dump everything into a drive and reformat
 Nopetology: You lose- I have far more crap on my desktop than you do. What's with all the empty space on the right side? It's like you aren't even trying...
Image 186185   06-19-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
595
 
 petepuma: @El hefe MOCK... YEAH... KING... YEAH... BIRD... YEAH
 Micro Jackson: Where can I get me one of those fancy car-covers?
 El hefe: Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Aw crap, what I mean was "Rin Tin Tinception"
 Dr Awkward: Dogception.
 WTF: @Mr. Butt It's a shagin' wagon
 Ulillillia: Mutt Cutts
 Catcat: Guess what's up his butt?
 Dan Tagonistic: Yo dawg..
 Amy Housewine: Rover drives a Rover.
 Mr. Butt: shagadelic
Image 186184   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
439
 
 petepuma: This is when we knew little Bobby was blind
 dangerkeith3000: Glamour Shots!
 Felicity: Good hair
 Knice: @a robot Awe, hell, I WISH I had game like that. :-D
 WTF: Take your passion, and make it happen...
 Mr. Butt: On my way to steal yo girl
 tib gubb: mommy's big deal
 Ulillillia: I believe I can fly
 a robot: @Knice's early skating years?
Image 186183   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
749
 
 Nopetology: It's actually been quite awhile since I had a severe cat malfunction. Not sure whether I've outgrown the worst of it, or if I've just gotten a lot better about taking the pills..
 Nopetology: @Air Biscuit Not really. I just glue the cats to the floor with humongous wads of snot and then walk away. But only if I haven't taken pre-emptive allergy drugs before showing up. It's not the kind of thing that I forget to do very often because the results of failure are so dramatic.
 Air Biscuit: @Nopetology you prey on cats!?!
 Nopetology: Velvet worms are super-rad! They shoot out a huge web of snot to entrap their prey. Kind of like me when I forget to take my pills before I visit friends who have cats...
 WaffleIron: So cuddly!
Image 186182   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
356
 
 Mr Shifty: @dangerous dave Late spring too, judging by the cherry blossom on the ground. Either this global warming malarky IS real or this is evidence of the existence of a parallel universe.
 dangerous dave: The most arresting aspect of this picture is that the sun is shining, despite the fact that it was very obviously taken somewhere in England.
 Catcat: One man's Elliott is another man's pool.
 Mr. Shine: Looks like Elliott has life figured out.
 ChubbyBuddy: @ThatGuy lay off, it's a glandular thing
 ThatGuy: More like SmElliot amirite!?
Image 186181   06-19-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
610
 
 Ulillillia: Worlwide
 SomeCanadian: I would pet that pupper.
 Amy Housewine: Dogs: they actually can look up.
 Mr. Butt: Ugh, typical Mac user
Image 186180   06-19-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
370
 
 antipatterns: technically not broken just disassembled
 Micro Jackson: Not broken at all. This is the Long John Silver model, for pirates. Eyepatch not included.
 Teechur: Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! It's a miracle!
 kornisjon: It blows my mind that they seemingly didn't expect someone to try.
 Hokie333: Can't kill a dead man.
 Ulillillia: They call me Mr. Sunglass!
 tib gubb: nothing a couple hundred grams of C4 couldn't fix
 Off Topic: Just because it's unbreakable doesn't mean you can't dismantle it.
 zupobaloop: HIDE THE SUSPECT
 Scoo: Long as you love me, it's all right
Image 186179   06-19-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
218
 
 dangerous dave: Somewhere just off-camera, Gwenyth Paltrow is cowering in a pencil skirt while she waits to be picked up by Jude Law's amphibious Spitfire.
Image 186178   06-19-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
619
 
 sabredenton: Catception
 dangerous dave: @Robespierre "We have no children, but we do have a large *gato* at home." "Gateau means 'cake', honey. You just told them we have a large cake at home."
 DarkTeddy: Is that a real kitty
 Robespierre: El Gato Duplicado.
 Ulillillia: Yo dawg...um, cat
 duckfarts: @zupobaloop if there was a sheep in there, maybe
 Catcat: Dad joke about kids playing forklift simulator but not finding a job.
 zupobaloop: @duckfarts YOU MISSPELLED BAAAAAAAAAAAAD
 duckfarts: This is RAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Image 186177   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
635
 
 Micro Jackson: @zupobaloop Then, he shugged. Later, he frugged. Nobody bugged
 dangerous dave: Um ... ew, or something?
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 fanny: I NEED THOSE PANTS for obvious reasons
 zupobaloop: Atlas Shrugged
 ChubbyBuddy: Asstlas
 duckfarts: kanchooooooooooooooo
 Knice: Teamwork makes the dream work.
Image 186176   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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