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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!



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Score:
209
 
 copunter: whoa my mouse just moved
 petepuma: my eye just twitched
 Micro Jackson: You still have some desktop showing. Cover that shit up!
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Your desktop background sucks.
 Ihminen: Oh you should see mine... i have so much crap that it can't all fit on the screen and I can only access them with going to my desktop's folder
 Mad Collager: I can't wait to see the desktop with a scroll bar on it. A short one, even.
 Aemuli: Ctrl + A. Ctrl+left click on recycle bin. Ctrl + X. Make new folder, called Old Desktop. Enter it. Ctrl + V. You now have clean desktop. Now smash the computer before someone sullies it up again.
 Joseph: My wife had way more.If you put one icon in the trash,another one was beneath it. Sometimes up to ten deep.
 Scoo: I have a whole series of folders "Old Desktop Crap", "Old Desktop Crap 2", "Old Desktop Crap 3", etc.
 Catcat: You don't have two monitors to clutter? You pleb.
 DarkTeddy: I have no icons on my desktop.
 tib gubb: then when it's full, you just dump everything into a drive and reformat
 Nopetology: You lose- I have far more crap on my desktop than you do. What's with all the empty space on the right side? It's like you aren't even trying...
Image 186185   06-19-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
595
 
 petepuma: @El hefe MOCK... YEAH... KING... YEAH... BIRD... YEAH
 Micro Jackson: Where can I get me one of those fancy car-covers?
 El hefe: Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Aw crap, what I mean was "Rin Tin Tinception"
 Dr Awkward: Dogception.
 WTF: @Mr. Butt It's a shagin' wagon
 Ulillillia: Mutt Cutts
 Catcat: Guess what's up his butt?
 Dan Tagonistic: Yo dawg..
 Amy Housewine: Rover drives a Rover.
 Mr. Butt: shagadelic
Image 186184   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
439
 
 petepuma: This is when we knew little Bobby was blind
 Lemon Rage: Glamour Shots!
 elmosco: Good hair
 Knice: @a robot Awe, hell, I WISH I had game like that. :-D
 WTF: Take your passion, and make it happen...
 Mr. Butt: On my way to steal yo girl
 tib gubb: mommy's big deal
 Ulillillia: I believe I can fly
 a robot: @Knice's early skating years?
Image 186183   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
749
 
 Nopetology: It's actually been quite awhile since I had a severe cat malfunction. Not sure whether I've outgrown the worst of it, or if I've just gotten a lot better about taking the pills..
 Nopetology: @Air Biscuit Not really. I just glue the cats to the floor with humongous wads of snot and then walk away. But only if I haven't taken pre-emptive allergy drugs before showing up. It's not the kind of thing that I forget to do very often because the results of failure are so dramatic.
 Air Biscuit: @Nopetology you prey on cats!?!
 Nopetology: Velvet worms are super-rad! They shoot out a huge web of snot to entrap their prey. Kind of like me when I forget to take my pills before I visit friends who have cats...
 WaffleIron: So cuddly!
Image 186182   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
356
 
 Mr Shifty: @dangerous dave Late spring too, judging by the cherry blossom on the ground. Either this global warming malarky IS real or this is evidence of the existence of a parallel universe.
 dangerous dave: The most arresting aspect of this picture is that the sun is shining, despite the fact that it was very obviously taken somewhere in England.
 Catcat: One man's Elliott is another man's pool.
 Mr. Shine: Looks like Elliott has life figured out.
 ChubbyBuddy: @ThatGuy lay off, it's a glandular thing
 ThatGuy: More like SmElliot amirite!?
Image 186181   06-19-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
610
 
 Ulillillia: Worlwide
 SomeCanadian: I would pet that pupper.
 Amy Housewine: Dogs: they actually can look up.
 Mr. Butt: Ugh, typical Mac user
Image 186180   06-19-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
370
 
 antipatterns: technically not broken just disassembled
 Micro Jackson: Not broken at all. This is the Long John Silver model, for pirates. Eyepatch not included.
 Teechur: Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! It's a miracle!
 kornisjon: It blows my mind that they seemingly didn't expect someone to try.
 Hokie333: Can't kill a dead man.
 Ulillillia: They call me Mr. Sunglass!
 tib gubb: nothing a couple hundred grams of C4 couldn't fix
 Off Topic: Just because it's unbreakable doesn't mean you can't dismantle it.
 zupobaloop: HIDE THE SUSPECT
 Scoo: Long as you love me, it's all right
Image 186179   06-19-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
218
 
 dangerous dave: Somewhere just off-camera, Gwenyth Paltrow is cowering in a pencil skirt while she waits to be picked up by Jude Law's amphibious Spitfire.
Image 186178   06-19-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
619
 
 sabredenton: Catception
 dangerous dave: @Robespierre "We have no children, but we do have a large *gato* at home." "Gateau means 'cake', honey. You just told them we have a large cake at home."
 DarkTeddy: Is that a real kitty
 originaluser: El Gato Duplicado.
 Ulillillia: Yo dawg...um, cat
 duckfarts: @zupobaloop if there was a sheep in there, maybe
 Catcat: Dad joke about kids playing forklift simulator but not finding a job.
 zupobaloop: @duckfarts YOU MISSPELLED BAAAAAAAAAAAAD
 duckfarts: This is RAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Image 186177   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
635
 
 Micro Jackson: @zupobaloop Then, he shugged. Later, he frugged. Nobody bugged
 dangerous dave: Um ... ew, or something?
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 fanny: I NEED THOSE PANTS for obvious reasons
 zupobaloop: Atlas Shrugged
 ChubbyBuddy: Asstlas
 duckfarts: kanchooooooooooooooo
 Knice: Teamwork makes the dream work.
Image 186176   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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