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210205  Dr Awkward: @Teechur We're in AZ. I'll have to check my local options!

210205  Dr Awkward: @Knice @Yam Yep, I have 8 goats. My wife's hand and arms are sore from workouts and work tasks, so I've milked for the last 5 days. I got 3/4 of a gallon from our one current milk goat today!

210258  bigASShobo: For two years it's not in your skanky, dirty ole fridge :-

210235  Coolguy: Coolguy approves

210248  a robot: Nature is BRUTAL

210236  Korrok: Convenient.

210225  Felicity: Sort of works with #210226

210242  PenguinBartender: Bobby Singer spotted.

210246  pusha p: The man is drowning in bacon, it's hilarious.

210248  PenguinBartender: Live action Lion King reboot looking -- *hurk!*

210230  Felicity: My theory is that either (a) someone is not flushing or (b) someone is doing huge toilet-killing poos that clog the toilet. Either way they should stop

210228  SharkysMachine: Ce n'est pas ma belle femme!

210239  Felicity: Robot activated

210240  Felicity: Now I want a hamburger. And I still want pizza, from before!

210231  a robot: Wake me up when you're serving steamed hams.

210248  SharkysMachine: Got my spine, got my orange crush

210172  Felicity: Time to catch the Shuttlebus Tyderium

210240  bug: Also, great username/upload.

210240  bug: same.

210252  Youll Cowards: Bricktop, you're such a charmer.

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210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

210162 a robot: Why is someone testing out the world's most obnoxiously bright camera flash in this random office?

210107 Felicity: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.

210095 Christina: None of those will happen.

210121 Teechur: @Christina @dangerkeith3000 He may only be an amateur baiter. He needs to take his baiting to the master level.

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

210031 LogicKitty: So then I thought, "if I'm paying that much for a coffin it ain't going in the ground"

210039 kristaleibel: For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

210150 Ulillillia: The Cathy Gourmet



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Score:
458
 
 wolfpk: I'll just go online
 Felicity: The Sacramento Bee
 RiderFan: Good I wont use the machine filled with bees.
 Supermansbrother: Welcome to Wisconsin.
 dangerous dave: "Why can't I use the machine filled with bees? And which machines filled with bees am I not supposed to use? And what does any of that have to do with buying this newsp-- oh, god *DAMN* it!!!"
 KrazyKat: But my sex life is boring.
 jochenau: beeeeeeeeeeeeees
 ch: $1.50 BEE SWARM
 duckfarts: The Beeporter
 Nopetology: Another phobic nightmare, brought to you by the publisher of creepy critter classics like "This Book Is Full Of Spiders" and "Honey, I Got Stung By A Blue-Ringed Octopus".
 Off Topic: BuzzFeed
 Mr. Butt: Keeping an eye out for thos bees
 SomeCanadian: See, THIS is why newsprint is dying.
 Robespierre: Sounds like a DARE to me.
Image 186172   06-19-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
393
 
 Hosebag: I had to put a cone-of-shame on a Russian Doberman. That lasted about 9 seconds. And the destruction to our living room took days to clean up.
 Catcat: So it's a cat?
 Zampano: Borkf-Nado
Image 186171   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
472
 
 Shay: *ACK!*
 Micro Jackson: Learn pedantry in your own home in your spare time
 Otterman: Today on some nationally syndicated TV news show: "CEO's to meet with Trump". 6:40AM is too early for me to start drinking, so I went with the glue sniffing.
 Dan Tagonistic: That school is just round the corner from where I grew up
 Dr. Bathroom: Here's one now!
 Catcat: Arby's, Wendy's, Opportunity's
 Catcat: @Teechur's mom, I presume.
 zupobaloop: Def not going there. Buncha morons fo sho
 duckfarts: @WTF I'm getting triggered over here [grips whiteout furiously]
 Derp Herpigan: Now if they have "just around the corner" or something like that where "opportunity's" is a valid option, that makes it even more hysterical.
 tib gubb: this is sad
 WTF: Don't blame them! They are "Educating for Life" You know things, like dressing and feeding one's self.
Image 186170   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
354
 
 Hosebag: "A Sale of Two Titties"
 VoR: Like TNT but not
 Felicity: @a robot Amazon shipping department
 a robot: Just the one, then?
 dangerkeith3000: always rad for tit
 Robespierre: For tat.
 Knice: Hauling tit: It's like hauling ass, but bouncier.
Image 186169   06-19-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
672
 
 Ulillillia: One eye's looking at me, the other's looking at the soda machine.
 duckfarts: @Robespierre NEVER
 Robespierre: STAHP SKWEEZING ME!!!
Image 186168   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
344
 
 Mad Collager: Oh shit!
 zupobaloop: You can still go number 1, you guys.
 Robespierre: Potra-Potty paradox.
 Nopetology: Instructions unclear. Does a bear shit in the woods?
Image 186167   06-19-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
610
 
 raditzu: Quato's twin.
 Micro Jackson: That is truly terrifying
 kazzy94: I remember my vestigial twin. Glad I got rid of that jerk
 Mad Collager: Here's the latest government idea for effective birth control.
 Ulillillia: We dare you! to wear the magic glasses
 duckfarts: [swipes right]
 Supermansbrother: No Dumping.
 SomeCanadian: *BUFFALO BILL KOOKY DANCE INTENSIFIES*
 mrwiffler: This is normal.
 Rev80: Kids used to call him "Kuato-Face" in school, then he just owned it..
 Air Biscuit: Peek-a-boo
 WTF: Babyface
 Knice: I'm going to start answering the door like this.
Image 186166   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
323
 
 Borkf: @Felicity *Cue 20 minute fight scene*
 Felicity: @Borkf PUT ON THE GLASSES
 Otterman: @Scoo But still more dead than alive, yes?
 duckfarts: ha ha ha I don't need glasses for that
 Borkf: They Live!
 WTF: Zoo Animals On Wheels was better...
 Air Biscuit: I live in the 3rd dimension. It may not be as thrilling as advertised.
 SomeCanadian: Eh. I saw Monsters Live on Broadway. This doesn't really compare.
 Scoo: Almost alive is not quite dead!
 Scoo: Almost alive is not quite dead!
Image 186165   06-19-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
524
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Niels Bohr. "Dugong! Doctor Dugong. Douglas R. "
 Shay: Sea vacuum.
 Mad Collager: I'm not buying that this is a shark vacuum.
 Robespierre: Aquaelectrolux?
 mrwiffler: Love its escorts.
 Niels Bohr: Oh the huge manatee. Or is it a dugong, or a water potato? Fuck it, whatever.
 Knice: [SCHLORP]
Image 186164   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
698
 
 Prostata: Struttin'
 duckfarts: I wanna pet them both
 XLY: now that it's gotta blue shell whoever's in first better watch out
 Robespierre: Jaunty.
 piranharama: *Jurassic Park theme*
 SomeCanadian: Gotta have dreams, man.
 dangerous dave: This Etsy page is weird.
Image 186163   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
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