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221264  MabelSyrup: His girlfriends name was steps 2 and 3 of making a hamburger.

221264  god666: Reminds if the song- Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug

221208  electrode: I can't tell if it's a really old episode or just a terrible picture.

221208  Cyka: That painfully placed, comma

221260  iCEy: I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

221239  karmakat: lonely much?

221199  FatTigerWoods: And YOU couldn't stop them?

221245  karmakat: hm...thanks for the warning?

221248  karmakat: Halloween left overs.

221250  karmakat: yeah...Gospel that makes you want to shot yourself...

221252  karmakat: the movie was closer to that cake's quality.

221253  karmakat: I get that feeling that someone 'played too much' with that poor lemon.

221262  superfudge: He lost it all playing the sluts.

221262  tane: The sadness sets in as I sat next to the old man at the bus stop. He quietly murmured to himself for a while until I noticed he seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. From what I gathered, it was his best friend that must have recently passed, but even so he continued to joke along with his delusional fantasy. A cigarette hung from his cracked lips as he slowly turned to me and said: "

221261  Peddy Tenderglass: He is the Gecko45 of students

221261  wwwdotcom: I thought he was using that 3D printer as a scope.

221261  Apple IIe: Rifle scope*

221260  metallica: That is me with my gf half the time. Maybe I need to cut back.

221260  runny999: This was fantastic! That thumbnail just sells it lol

221210  flommmm: Easy fix

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

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Score:
458
 
 wolfpk: I'll just go online
 Felicity: The Sacramento Bee
 RiderFan: Good I wont use the machine filled with bees.
 Supermansbrother: Welcome to Wisconsin.
 dangerous dave: "Why can't I use the machine filled with bees? And which machines filled with bees am I not supposed to use? And what does any of that have to do with buying this newsp-- oh, god *DAMN* it!!!"
 KrazyKat: But my sex life is boring.
 jochenau: beeeeeeeeeeeeees
 ch: $1.50 BEE SWARM
 duckfarts: The Beeporter
 Nopetology: Another phobic nightmare, brought to you by the publisher of creepy critter classics like "This Book Is Full Of Spiders" and "Honey, I Got Stung By A Blue-Ringed Octopus".
 Off Topic: BuzzFeed
 Mr. Butt: Keeping an eye out for thos bees
 SomeCanadian: See, THIS is why newsprint is dying.
 Robespierre: Sounds like a DARE to me.
Image 186172   06-19-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
393
 
 Hosebag: I had to put a cone-of-shame on a Russian Doberman. That lasted about 9 seconds. And the destruction to our living room took days to clean up.
 Catcat: So it's a cat?
 Zampano: Borkf-Nado
Image 186171   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
472
 
 Shay: *ACK!*
 Micro Jackson: Learn pedantry in your own home in your spare time
 Otterman: Today on some nationally syndicated TV news show: "CEO's to meet with Trump". 6:40AM is too early for me to start drinking, so I went with the glue sniffing.
 Dan Tagonistic: That school is just round the corner from where I grew up
 Dr. Bathroom: Here's one now!
 Catcat: Arby's, Wendy's, Opportunity's
 Catcat: @Teechur's mom, I presume.
 zupobaloop: Def not going there. Buncha morons fo sho
 duckfarts: @WTF I'm getting triggered over here [grips whiteout furiously]
 Derp Herpigan: Now if they have "just around the corner" or something like that where "opportunity's" is a valid option, that makes it even more hysterical.
 tib gubb: this is sad
 WTF: Don't blame them! They are "Educating for Life" You know things, like dressing and feeding one's self.
Image 186170   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
354
 
 Hosebag: "A Sale of Two Titties"
 VoR: Like TNT but not
 Felicity: @a robot Amazon shipping department
 a robot: Just the one, then?
 dangerkeith3000: always rad for tit
 Robespierre: For tat.
 Knice: Hauling tit: It's like hauling ass, but bouncier.
Image 186169   06-19-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
672
 
 Ulillillia: One eye's looking at me, the other's looking at the soda machine.
 duckfarts: @Robespierre NEVER
 Robespierre: STAHP SKWEEZING ME!!!
Image 186168   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
344
 
 Mad Collager: Oh shit!
 zupobaloop: You can still go number 1, you guys.
 Robespierre: Potra-Potty paradox.
 Nopetology: Instructions unclear. Does a bear shit in the woods?
Image 186167   06-19-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
610
 
 raditzu: Quato's twin.
 Micro Jackson: That is truly terrifying
 kazzy94: I remember my vestigial twin. Glad I got rid of that jerk
 Mad Collager: Here's the latest government idea for effective birth control.
 Ulillillia: We dare you! to wear the magic glasses
 duckfarts: [swipes right]
 Supermansbrother: No Dumping.
 SomeCanadian: *BUFFALO BILL KOOKY DANCE INTENSIFIES*
 mrwiffler: This is normal.
 Rev80: Kids used to call him "Kuato-Face" in school, then he just owned it..
 Air Biscuit: Peek-a-boo
 WTF: Babyface
 Knice: I'm going to start answering the door like this.
Image 186166   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
323
 
 Borkf: @Felicity *Cue 20 minute fight scene*
 Felicity: @Borkf PUT ON THE GLASSES
 Otterman: @Scoo But still more dead than alive, yes?
 duckfarts: ha ha ha I don't need glasses for that
 Borkf: They Live!
 WTF: Zoo Animals On Wheels was better...
 Air Biscuit: I live in the 3rd dimension. It may not be as thrilling as advertised.
 SomeCanadian: Eh. I saw Monsters Live on Broadway. This doesn't really compare.
 Scoo: Almost alive is not quite dead!
 Scoo: Almost alive is not quite dead!
Image 186165   06-19-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
524
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Niels Bohr. "Dugong! Doctor Dugong. Douglas R. "
 Shay: Sea vacuum.
 Mad Collager: I'm not buying that this is a shark vacuum.
 Robespierre: Aquaelectrolux?
 mrwiffler: Love its escorts.
 Niels Bohr: Oh the huge manatee. Or is it a dugong, or a water potato? Fuck it, whatever.
 Knice: [SCHLORP]
Image 186164   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
698
 
 Prostata: Struttin'
 duckfarts: I wanna pet them both
 XLY: now that it's gotta blue shell whoever's in first better watch out
 Robespierre: Jaunty.
 piranharama: *Jurassic Park theme*
 SomeCanadian: Gotta have dreams, man.
 dangerous dave: This Etsy page is weird.
Image 186163   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
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