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24942  Nope: Dunnanannan dick carrrrrrr

249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!



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Score:
458
 
 wolfpk: I'll just go online
 Stom Premben: The Sacramento Bee
 RiderFan: Good I wont use the machine filled with bees.
 Supermansbrother: Welcome to Wisconsin.
 dangerous dave: "Why can't I use the machine filled with bees? And which machines filled with bees am I not supposed to use? And what does any of that have to do with buying this newsp-- oh, god *DAMN* it!!!"
 KrazyKat: But my sex life is boring.
 jochenau: beeeeeeeeeeeeees
 ch: $1.50 BEE SWARM
 duckfarts: The Beeporter
 Nopetology: Another phobic nightmare, brought to you by the publisher of creepy critter classics like "This Book Is Full Of Spiders" and "Honey, I Got Stung By A Blue-Ringed Octopus".
 Off Topic: BuzzFeed
 Mr. Butt: Keeping an eye out for thos bees
 SomeCanadian: See, THIS is why newsprint is dying.
 mackdaddy: Sounds like a DARE to me.
Image 186172   06-19-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
393
 
 Hosebag: I had to put a cone-of-shame on a Russian Doberman. That lasted about 9 seconds. And the destruction to our living room took days to clean up.
 Catcat: So it's a cat?
 Zampano: Borkf-Nado
Image 186171   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
472
 
 Shay: *ACK!*
 Micro Jackson: Learn pedantry in your own home in your spare time
 Otterman: Today on some nationally syndicated TV news show: "CEO's to meet with Trump". 6:40AM is too early for me to start drinking, so I went with the glue sniffing.
 Dan Tagonistic: That school is just round the corner from where I grew up
 Dr. Bathroom: Here's one now!
 Catcat: Arby's, Wendy's, Opportunity's
 Catcat: @Teechur's mom, I presume.
 zupobaloop: Def not going there. Buncha morons fo sho
 duckfarts: @WTF I'm getting triggered over here [grips whiteout furiously]
 Derp Herpigan: Now if they have "just around the corner" or something like that where "opportunity's" is a valid option, that makes it even more hysterical.
 tib gubb: this is sad
 WTF: Don't blame them! They are "Educating for Life" You know things, like dressing and feeding one's self.
Image 186170   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
354
 
 Hosebag: "A Sale of Two Titties"
 VoR: Like TNT but not
 boxboxbox: @a robot Amazon shipping department
 a robot: Just the one, then?
 Seven Eight Nine: always rad for tit
 rory: For tat.
 Knice: Hauling tit: It's like hauling ass, but bouncier.
Image 186169   06-19-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
672
 
 Ulillillia: One eye's looking at me, the other's looking at the soda machine.
 duckfarts: @Robespierre NEVER
 Wolfy21: STAHP SKWEEZING ME!!!
Image 186168   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
344
 
 Mad Collager: Oh shit!
 zupobaloop: You can still go number 1, you guys.
 charmander: Potra-Potty paradox.
 Nopetology: Instructions unclear. Does a bear shit in the woods?
Image 186167   06-19-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
610
 
 raditzu: Quato's twin.
 Micro Jackson: That is truly terrifying
 kazzy94: I remember my vestigial twin. Glad I got rid of that jerk
 Mad Collager: Here's the latest government idea for effective birth control.
 Ulillillia: We dare you! to wear the magic glasses
 duckfarts: [swipes right]
 Supermansbrother: No Dumping.
 SomeCanadian: *BUFFALO BILL KOOKY DANCE INTENSIFIES*
 mrwiffler: This is normal.
 Rev80: Kids used to call him "Kuato-Face" in school, then he just owned it..
 Air Biscuit: Peek-a-boo
 WTF: Babyface
 Knice: I'm going to start answering the door like this.
Image 186166   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
323
 
 Borkf: @Felicity *Cue 20 minute fight scene*
 Oh Don Piano: @Borkf PUT ON THE GLASSES
 Otterman: @Scoo But still more dead than alive, yes?
 duckfarts: ha ha ha I don't need glasses for that
 Borkf: They Live!
 WTF: Zoo Animals On Wheels was better...
 Air Biscuit: I live in the 3rd dimension. It may not be as thrilling as advertised.
 SomeCanadian: Eh. I saw Monsters Live on Broadway. This doesn't really compare.
 Scoo: Almost alive is not quite dead!
 Scoo: Almost alive is not quite dead!
Image 186165   06-19-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
524
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Niels Bohr. "Dugong! Doctor Dugong. Douglas R. "
 Shay: Sea vacuum.
 Mad Collager: I'm not buying that this is a shark vacuum.
 topcity: Aquaelectrolux?
 mrwiffler: Love its escorts.
 Niels Bohr: Oh the huge manatee. Or is it a dugong, or a water potato? Fuck it, whatever.
 Knice: [SCHLORP]
Image 186164   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
698
 
 Prostata: Struttin'
 duckfarts: I wanna pet them both
 XLY: now that it's gotta blue shell whoever's in first better watch out
 Warren G Hardon: Jaunty.
 piranharama: *Jurassic Park theme*
 SomeCanadian: Gotta have dreams, man.
 dangerous dave: This Etsy page is weird.
Image 186163   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
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