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221435  kate shutupton: *Yeah you're all smug now but guess who's gonna be a yellow lab as soon as the humans are gone*

221410  a robot: Humans identified.

221412  a robot: Just when I think I've heard them all, someone goes and comes up with a brand new euphemism for penis.

221346  static xyz: @RiderFan this is why they hate us!

221426  LieutenantTofu: "Please, Laura, even if it IS a rerun, suicide isn't the answer! ... Laura! Are you still there?"

221421  El hefe: Adt monthly fees are unnecessary

221434  TheTakeDown: This is amazing

221404  Hokie333: "Used"?

221425  a robot: Yes, ok, let's make fun of a child's looks. Or, on second thought, how about we DON'T. For fuck's sake.

221434  Beerarchy: ooooooh. Now that is one shiny star angel.

221401  addend: Panels 2, 4, and 6 FTW.

221419  Hokie333: You gotta watch for the fact that network speeds are measured in mbps--mega*bits*/sec. Divide that by ten (8 bits per byte plus some overhead) to get capital-B MegaBytes/sec. And you still have disclaimers for individual server speeds and load, network congestion, slow WiFi like @danny said, etc.

221402  addend: (Opens lunchbox. Sees a power strip covered in tuna salad.)

221433  White Male: I'm a people pigeon

221406  addend: Game over. You can never use that account again.

221433  sodamachine: Ah the Burger King in Glasgow Queen Street train station. It's bad I can tell that just from that picture.

221407  addend: (Buys color inkjet refills.)

221366  DrinkMixMan: i'd pay some money never to have to see visual puns about these guys' names ever again

221411  addend: If you do the latter, the former will happen, too. :(

221406  redbranch: "a friend"

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221357 Ulillillia: @Robespierre We need you here to keep us Gen-Xers in line

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

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 zupobaloop: IN THE MIDDLE OF ARSTREET
 dangerkeith3000: Arhaus...in the middle of the street
 Dan Tagonistic: I'll never get to Orange Street with that in the way
 Catcat: THE IMMIGRANTS R TAKING ARE JABS AND ARHAUS!
 Butcherboy: I hope Mike hurries back with the cure. No niel it's madness this week
 Mr. Shine: Sister's sighing in her sleep (aahhhhhh)
 grizzly: Baggy trousers!
 copunter: Life used to be so hard (the two songs referenced split the spaceship crowd into two demographics: old and really old)
 Amy Housewine: The kids are playing up downstairs
 Science: There's always something happening
 Side Boob: ...in the middle of Arstreet.
 Minnesotan: is a very very very fine house
 ignatz: Mother's tired, she needs a rest (all sing along)
 ignatz: Father wears his Sunday best..
Image 186147   06-19-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
238
 
 Shay: You know you could've saved time and just say "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!"
 copunter: find refuge and solace on this friendly spaceship, silver spaceman. maybe jam with satriani for the progress you demand
 Felicity: Beautiful
Image 186146   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
228
 
 a robot: @Prostata Compensation for tiny penis, I would imagine.
 Teechur: @Nopetology A Scout is prepared. Also, Murphy's Law.
 Catcat: @Nopetology His utilikilt.
 Nopetology: @Teechur One would hope that tires of such an absurd magnitude would prevent most of the problems that might affect normal tires. Rolling over a nail or a shard of glass could seem pretty insignificant if you're driving a massive fortress..
 Nopetology: @WTF ramp, ladder, Batman.. Pretty sure the guy pulls a grappling hook off his utility belt, sinks it, and then rappels up the mofo.
 Nopetology: Retired people love this kind of stuff. They become migratory instead of becoming sedentary. They love huge RVs that have air conditioning and most of the comforts of home, but they usually don't attach their new trailer lives to monster trucks.
 Teechur: When I go on vacation, I carry a spare tire for the tow vehicle and two spares for the the camper. Where does Mr. Eunuch carry his?
 Prostata: if there's a point to doing this I have no idea what it is
 WTF: Umm, how does one get into the trailer?
 Nopetology: This rig's fuel consumption is rated by GPM, not MPG. Also, #186037
Image 186145   06-19-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Image 186144 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Alaskan. We'll pray for you, Alaskan.
Score:
593
 
 Zampano: @Nopetology no need to apologise. I don't take anything on our wonderful happiness inducing "home" (spaceship) TOO seriously. Though, i was thinking... action zone? Roofie? Totally ok with that? Wouldn't you want to be awake to experience that? Anyways, hope you're having a good day today :)
 Nopetology: @Zampano That last bit was stupid and flippant. Of course it's good advice for everyone. Guess I'd put enough rocket fuel into my own drink to forget about statistical outliers like Jeffrey Dahmer. Sorry for being a dumbass.
 Nopetology: @Zampano That's good advice for people of a certain demographic. Pretty sure nobody's going to put a roofie into my totally hypothetical magnetic drink. And even if they did, I might be totally ok with that. My action zone hasn't seen any action in quite awhile..
 Zampano: @ChubbyBuddy you should never leave your drink unattended at a public place these days. Best advice: chug it, pee, grab another from the bar on your way back
 Nopetology: @ChubbyBuddy Magnets, man! The dark blue flat edges all have magnets in them, and so do the edges of the glasses.. Or something. This is hilarious. I imagined something very close to this when I was much younger and pretty thoroughly trashed, but I never thought anyone would actually build such a thing. Looks like this is already set up for rear-projection light shows on the wavy ceiling. It's so beautiful..
 ChubbyBuddy: @Zampano ok but where the heck do i set my glass down when i get up to pee
 Zampano: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking.
Image 186143   06-19-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
37
 
 piranharama: Hooyaaargh! It's me, Satan!!
Image 186142   06-19-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
305
 
 Entertainmentalist: Move your dead bones!
 Mr Shifty: Anyone seen my bottle of urine?
 Zampano: But back to the problem, I gotta habit. You can't solve it, silly rabbit. The prescription is a hypertone that's thorough, when I fiend for a microphone like herion. Soon as the bass kicks, I need a fix. Gimme a stage and a mic and a mix and I'll put you in a mood. Or is it a state of br unawareness? Beware, it's the reanamator!
Image 186141   06-19-17   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
245
 
 ChubbyBuddy: I'm young and alone and i feel amazing
Image 186140   06-19-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Image 186139 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kinggheedra. Boo, kinggheedra.
Score:
618
 
 Wooden Spoon: I have silent party beefs whenever there is onion dip.
 dangerkeith3000: CATFLAPS
 Niels Bohr: So many good porn/dancing/gangster names here.
 jochenau: So *that's* what scumble looks like...
Image 186138   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
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