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210205  Dr Awkward: @Teechur We're in AZ. I'll have to check my local options!

210205  Dr Awkward: @Knice @Yam Yep, I have 8 goats. My wife's hand and arms are sore from workouts and work tasks, so I've milked for the last 5 days. I got 3/4 of a gallon from our one current milk goat today!

210258  bigASShobo: For two years it's not in your skanky, dirty ole fridge :-

210235  Coolguy: Coolguy approves

210248  a robot: Nature is BRUTAL

210236  Korrok: Convenient.

210225  Felicity: Sort of works with #210226

210242  PenguinBartender: Bobby Singer spotted.

210246  pusha p: The man is drowning in bacon, it's hilarious.

210248  PenguinBartender: Live action Lion King reboot looking -- *hurk!*

210230  Felicity: My theory is that either (a) someone is not flushing or (b) someone is doing huge toilet-killing poos that clog the toilet. Either way they should stop

210228  SharkysMachine: Ce n'est pas ma belle femme!

210239  Felicity: Robot activated

210240  Felicity: Now I want a hamburger. And I still want pizza, from before!

210231  a robot: Wake me up when you're serving steamed hams.

210248  SharkysMachine: Got my spine, got my orange crush

210172  Felicity: Time to catch the Shuttlebus Tyderium

210240  bug: Also, great username/upload.

210240  bug: same.

210252  Youll Cowards: Bricktop, you're such a charmer.

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210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

210095 Christina: None of those will happen.

210039 kristaleibel: For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

210150 Ulillillia: The Cathy Gourmet

210132 Chest Rockwell: This guy's kid must be huge.

210162 a robot: Why is someone testing out the world's most obnoxiously bright camera flash in this random office?

210107 Felicity: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.

210121 Teechur: @Christina @dangerkeith3000 He may only be an amateur baiter. He needs to take his baiting to the master level.

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.



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 zupobaloop: IN THE MIDDLE OF ARSTREET
 dangerkeith3000: Arhaus...in the middle of the street
 Dan Tagonistic: I'll never get to Orange Street with that in the way
 Catcat: THE IMMIGRANTS R TAKING ARE JABS AND ARHAUS!
 Butcherboy: I hope Mike hurries back with the cure. No niel it's madness this week
 Mr. Shine: Sister's sighing in her sleep (aahhhhhh)
 grizzly: Baggy trousers!
 copunter: Life used to be so hard (the two songs referenced split the spaceship crowd into two demographics: old and really old)
 Amy Housewine: The kids are playing up downstairs
 Science: There's always something happening
 Side Boob: ...in the middle of Arstreet.
 Minnesotan: is a very very very fine house
 ignatz: Mother's tired, she needs a rest (all sing along)
 ignatz: Father wears his Sunday best..
Image 186147   06-19-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
238
 
 Shay: You know you could've saved time and just say "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!"
 copunter: find refuge and solace on this friendly spaceship, silver spaceman. maybe jam with satriani for the progress you demand
 Felicity: Beautiful
Image 186146   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
228
 
 a robot: @Prostata Compensation for tiny penis, I would imagine.
 Teechur: @Nopetology A Scout is prepared. Also, Murphy's Law.
 Catcat: @Nopetology His utilikilt.
 Nopetology: @Teechur One would hope that tires of such an absurd magnitude would prevent most of the problems that might affect normal tires. Rolling over a nail or a shard of glass could seem pretty insignificant if you're driving a massive fortress..
 Nopetology: @WTF ramp, ladder, Batman.. Pretty sure the guy pulls a grappling hook off his utility belt, sinks it, and then rappels up the mofo.
 Nopetology: Retired people love this kind of stuff. They become migratory instead of becoming sedentary. They love huge RVs that have air conditioning and most of the comforts of home, but they usually don't attach their new trailer lives to monster trucks.
 Teechur: When I go on vacation, I carry a spare tire for the tow vehicle and two spares for the the camper. Where does Mr. Eunuch carry his?
 Prostata: if there's a point to doing this I have no idea what it is
 WTF: Umm, how does one get into the trailer?
 Nopetology: This rig's fuel consumption is rated by GPM, not MPG. Also, #186037
Image 186145   06-19-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Image 186144 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Alaskan. Your image was bad, Alaskan.
Score:
593
 
 Zampano: @Nopetology no need to apologise. I don't take anything on our wonderful happiness inducing "home" (spaceship) TOO seriously. Though, i was thinking... action zone? Roofie? Totally ok with that? Wouldn't you want to be awake to experience that? Anyways, hope you're having a good day today :)
 Nopetology: @Zampano That last bit was stupid and flippant. Of course it's good advice for everyone. Guess I'd put enough rocket fuel into my own drink to forget about statistical outliers like Jeffrey Dahmer. Sorry for being a dumbass.
 Nopetology: @Zampano That's good advice for people of a certain demographic. Pretty sure nobody's going to put a roofie into my totally hypothetical magnetic drink. And even if they did, I might be totally ok with that. My action zone hasn't seen any action in quite awhile..
 Zampano: @ChubbyBuddy you should never leave your drink unattended at a public place these days. Best advice: chug it, pee, grab another from the bar on your way back
 Nopetology: @ChubbyBuddy Magnets, man! The dark blue flat edges all have magnets in them, and so do the edges of the glasses.. Or something. This is hilarious. I imagined something very close to this when I was much younger and pretty thoroughly trashed, but I never thought anyone would actually build such a thing. Looks like this is already set up for rear-projection light shows on the wavy ceiling. It's so beautiful..
 ChubbyBuddy: @Zampano ok but where the heck do i set my glass down when i get up to pee
 Zampano: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking.
Image 186143   06-19-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
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 piranharama: Hooyaaargh! It's me, Satan!!
Image 186142   06-19-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
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 Entertainmentalist: Move your dead bones!
 Mr Shifty: Anyone seen my bottle of urine?
 Zampano: But back to the problem, I gotta habit. You can't solve it, silly rabbit. The prescription is a hypertone that's thorough, when I fiend for a microphone like herion. Soon as the bass kicks, I need a fix. Gimme a stage and a mic and a mix and I'll put you in a mood. Or is it a state of br unawareness? Beware, it's the reanamator!
Image 186141   06-19-17   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
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 ChubbyBuddy: I'm young and alone and i feel amazing
Image 186140   06-19-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Image 186139 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kinggheedra. Your image was bad, kinggheedra.
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: I have silent party beefs whenever there is onion dip.
 dangerkeith3000: CATFLAPS
 Niels Bohr: So many good porn/dancing/gangster names here.
 jochenau: So *that's* what scumble looks like...
Image 186138   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
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