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210251  funny in the wall: Did he steal moses' sheep stick thingy? I know they're pals

210196  Dr Awkward: @Felicity I sure hope! I bet he has a lot of honorary doctorates. My guess is Temple U will never revoke theirs for him, as he has been such a supporter of them for decades

210230  square44: if only there was some way to wash away the evidence

210205  Dr Awkward: @Teechur We're in AZ. I'll have to check my local options!

210205  Dr Awkward: @Knice @Yam Yep, I have 8 goats. My wife's hand and arms are sore from workouts and work tasks, so I've milked for the last 5 days. I got 3/4 of a gallon from our one current milk goat today!

210258  bigASShobo: For two years it's not in your skanky, dirty ole fridge :-

210235  Coolguy: Coolguy approves

210248  a robot: Nature is BRUTAL

210236  Korrok: Convenient.

210225  Felicity: Sort of works with #210226

210242  PenguinBartender: Bobby Singer spotted.

210246  pusha p: The man is drowning in bacon, it's hilarious.

210248  PenguinBartender: Live action Lion King reboot looking -- *hurk!*

210230  Felicity: My theory is that either (a) someone is not flushing or (b) someone is doing huge toilet-killing poos that clog the toilet. Either way they should stop

210228  SharkysMachine: Ce n'est pas ma belle femme!

210239  Felicity: Robot activated

210240  Felicity: Now I want a hamburger. And I still want pizza, from before!

210231  a robot: Wake me up when you're serving steamed hams.

210248  SharkysMachine: Got my spine, got my orange crush

210172  Felicity: Time to catch the Shuttlebus Tyderium

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210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

210031 LogicKitty: So then I thought, "if I'm paying that much for a coffin it ain't going in the ground"

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

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210107 Felicity: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.

210162 a robot: Why is someone testing out the world's most obnoxiously bright camera flash in this random office?

210039 kristaleibel: For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

210095 Christina: None of those will happen.

210121 Teechur: @Christina @dangerkeith3000 He may only be an amateur baiter. He needs to take his baiting to the master level.

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 apoxia: When you live in a country where the hospital treatment to fix up people not wearing seat belts is funded by everyone's taxes you're a total douche for not wearing a seatbelt. Also a bugbear of mine: dogs and other animals traveling in cars should wear them also!
 redmonkey3: @Scoo - best "Seatbelts Saved Me" story in a long while; +1
 Spazstatic: *rides motorcycle* is it working?
 Coolguy: @Nopetology "Just tuned blue" is my dancing name.
 Nopetology: LOL - my first-ever "dancing name" post just turned me blue. I'm not sure whether I should be happy about that, but I am anyway..
 addend: Also available in reckless-passenger style.
 Nopetology: Meat Missile is my dancing name
 Gomi Day: people can sometimes become potentially devastating 100LB+ meat missile when not strapped in. just wear the god damn thing.
 trelyate: police officers hate this one simple trick
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : Wow! I'm glad to hear you're safe, and +1 for seatbelts.
 Scoo: @WaffleIron This article: denverpost.com/2013/07/17/… downplays it quite bit, which is fine with me. But it's inaccurate; there was no "running off the runway" and the plane was totalled.
 Scoo: @WaffleIron I was flying a very small, underpowered airplane on a very hot afternoon, and after a bounced landing I performed a go-around (not terribly unusual in and of itself). However, the plane couldn't climb in the landing configuration and at about 25-30 feet, it stalled and dropped the left wing. I tried to recover but I was too low, and the wing tip impacted the grass adjacent to the runway and violently spun the plane around, tearing the engine off. The cockpit was built as essentially a roll cage and is very strong, so being restrained inside it my passenger and I were pretty safe, and we walked away with only minor bruising.
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : Airplane? that sounds like a story. In addition to your insurance premiums, if you live in a country with socialized healthcare the beltless cost you directly on your taxes too.
 Sadbot: @FabricMan @Scoo The "you can't tell me what to do dad...I mean government" types have no clue that any of these negative externalities are a thing
 FabricMan: @Scoo And the accident clean-up causes a major traffic jam, making me LATE
 Scoo: I credit seatbelts to saving my life at least twice in both airplane and auto accidents, so I'm a firm believer. I'm also a firm believer that other people should wear them too, as those who don't and then splatter themselves across the road in an otherwise survivable accident directly impact my car insurance premiums.
 Sadbot: Seatbelts do cost more lives than they save...if you make the assumption that wearing one as an organ donor is just selfishly keeping your organs for yourself.
 Knice: I wear my seatbelt; but I certainly believe that you shouldn't have to wear it if you don't want to. Unless you're riding with me, dumbass.
Image 186047   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
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 Urn BooUrn: @redmonkey3 Yay! Existential crisis averted!
 redmonkey3: @Urn BooUrn - YOU are the good boy! (as are we all)
 a robot: @Mr. Shine I can NOT BELIEVE I didn't know this until today, but I looked it up in google translate and it checks out! This changes everything!
 Mr. Shine: @Shay Vocabulary Fun Fact: "pupper" is, in Norwegian, the word for "boobs."
 Urn BooUrn: Will I ever find out, "who's a good boy?"
 Shay: Pupper is thinking about those beans.
Image 186046   06-18-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
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 Aufziehvogel: Soundtrack by Air, Title: "Sexy Boy".
 Felicity: This week on Americas Funniest Home People
 El hefe: Hey Kevin where's Britney?
 AstoriaBum: Remake of Dollman looking moist...
Image 186045   06-18-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
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 Coolguy: I like lunch. But just a small one because then I get all lazy afterward if the meal is too big
 Dreforian: @Scoo Oh c'mon, Downtown isn't all that bad!
 Scoo: One does not simply walk into Mordor for a gyro and fries
 Dan Tagonistic: Is that a map of Middle Earth?
Image 186044   06-18-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
172
 
 Mr Bleak: @necronomicon Please do not tell me how you use the chamberpot with five holes on the left...
 FabricMan: Link! Nooooooo!
 necronomicon: Chubbins chamber pots and so forth, stop by for all your chamber pot needs.
Image 186043   06-18-17   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
332
 
 duckfarts: you work for trump, huh
 Scoo: Sandman gotta get paid, son
Image 186042   06-18-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
162
 
 Staida: revenue-generation.jpg - do some real work city... quit robbing us in made up schemes.
 Terrh: These signs are brilliant! You should have seen the old NYC signs...
 a robot: "I asked a cop once, it means 'Up yours, kid.'"
 grizzly: This is genius.
 jochenau: Just say "NO PARKING ON MONDAYS" and we can all go on with our lives.
Image 186041   06-18-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
344
 
 a robot: Ebony and ivory / live together in perfect harmonyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (God I hate that fucking song)
Image 186040   06-18-17   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
383
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Telecom Tower not like I remember
 Nopetology: No, I don't have a landing permit. I'm trying to reach Lando Calrissian..
Image 186039   06-18-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
219
 
 jochenau: I just read a plot synopsis and wow is that movie depressing.
Image 186038   06-18-17   Uploaded by    kswat
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