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187795  SomeCanadian: This is why you should decalcify your showerhead every year.

187796  SomeCanadian: Night on Doot Mountain

187795  Robespierre: Bathtub Djinn

187782  ignatz: @WaffleIron That is effing awesome, not quite what I was hoping for, but it spins and generates locomotion, so must qualify..

187795  Micro Jackson: This is fine

187759  Micro Jackson: The Feeders of Vaal gettin younger all the time

187760  Micro Jackson: This is what happens when you spend $120 on a kitty bed

187768  Micro Jackson: Do you got any Jack Daniels?

187791  Amy Housewine: Yaaaa mon me affa da most unconvincing accent in film since Dick Van Dyke

187769  Micro Jackson: Peel me

187770  Micro Jackson: No, the floor is lava! LAVA!!!!

187793  Amy Housewine: I don't want to feel the tip when I hug someone.

187774  Micro Jackson: What? Where does it say "No parking"?

187775  Micro Jackson: You gotta work on your delivery

187773  ignatz: In UK they're known as 'Hooligan Tools'

187776  Micro Jackson: Uplifting

187779  Micro Jackson: Impressive. The only thing I can knit is my brow

187662  Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187780  Micro Jackson: Is that 26 dog years?

187782  WaffleIron: @ignatz : flagellar motors? I'd post the wiki link but alas I feel rather blue.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

187696 Air Biscuit: Wheres the usb port?

187596 JohnCarcinogen: @JohnCarcinogen Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

187706 mrwiffler: @SomeCanadian And following them...

187591 werterland: I have a cat.

187605 jazzjunkie: I imagine these as pincers, clacking open and closed like mantis mandibles

187662 Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187572 Horatio: I tought this said pant horse, and that's what I'm calling centaurs from now on.

187687 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward hahaha goddammit, people

187709 Air Biscuit: Same.

187642 Air Biscuit: Fun is hard to beat.



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Score:
843
 
 piranharama: @Shay Turn on that tap and I'm sure you'll experience a violent, cat-like response.
 annterland: "All your base..."
 Robespierre: Splish-splash, they was waitin' for their bath / Long about a Saturday night...
 jochenau: You have too many kittehs when you have to start writing their names on paper collars.
 XLY: A big ol' bowl of cat soup!
 tib gubb: i hate to be the one to tell you this, but you have cats
 Shay: Those are not cats; they hate water.
Image 186023   06-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
372
 
 Science: Whoville is looking like a nice place to visit.
 Robespierre: Yeah; whatever.
 Teechur: I'm afraid to go to that website.
 Himesama: Hell yeah!
Image 186022   06-18-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
764
 
 Robespierre: Who's walkin' who here?
 WaffleIron: Pepe le pew is about to get into some trouble.
 jochenau: I've always liked working dogs.
 Mr Shifty: When your Newfie takes your Sheltie for a walkie.
 tib gubb: in this relationship, the bitch holds the leash
 Shay: My girlfriend is taking my dog for a walk...wait a minute...*looks at leash* HONEY! NO! You walk the dog, not the dog walks you!!!
Image 186021   06-18-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
198
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 186020   06-18-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
7
 
 jochenau: Subway's only half closed, jump in and get a sub while you still can!
 Mr Shifty: If it works...
 Hyphae: @Cami Thats the problem with these darn smart phones! When I used to use a cheap-o flip phone, I could make a call and tuck it into my beanie and it was hands-free just fine!
 Cami: I will not laugh. My hands-free device is a tenugui....is that a plug hole holding his phone?
Image 186019   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
501
 
 Mr Shifty: Rad for sloth babby.
 Hyphae: The best part is, it will take me allllllll day to do it, too!!
 Shay: Should've been like this: You.....ll.....be.....alive.....when I....start to.....eat......you.
 cenecia: If you didn't want me to eat you, you shouldn't have looked so much like pizza.
 VoR: Pretty sure its just getting a hug
Image 186018   06-18-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
337
 
 Queen K: Oh good they're sitting in the proper order
 Hosebag: hello...Hello...HELLO...........hello?
 tib gubb: two pugs and a bulldog walk into a bar...
 Shay: The pug on the left looks weird.
Image 186017   06-18-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
596
 
 grizzly: Do you know what your fuckin' problem is?!
 Bob: @Prostata got that right
 Cami: Really? I JUST cleared the table.
 Shay: Tomorrow's Monday...
 tib gubb: what is this vegetarian crap?
 VoR: Do I look like I want a straw?
 Prostata: "Been a hell of a day, Bob"
Image 186016   06-18-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
158
 
 Teechur: Who ordered the cat tongue pizza with parmesan?
 Hyphae: Is this actually some sort of cookie? I'm reminded of that delicious "cake" posted a few days ago with the fried chicken on top... or was it a mashed potato covered cornbread concoction with fondont that just looked like fried chicken?
Image 186015   06-18-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
178
 
 a robot: I hope people point and laugh at this guy wherever he goes.
 Teechur: Do they light up or spin when he exhales through his nose?
 fanny: steampunk confuses me
 VoR: Nice mo. The lamps? Look crazy btw
Image 186014   06-18-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
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