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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack



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Score:
265
 
 Science: On the day Morgan Freeman was born, he narrated his own birth.
 a robot: Purple eyeshadow? Tacky.
 funny in the wall: she looks distinguished
 Shay: THE HORROR!
 VoR: Morgan freewoman
 karmakat: COULD IT BE...Marine le Pen's REAL FACE? HEHE
Image 186013   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
254
 
 VoR: I see how he got that shiner now
 Urn BooUrn: You're killing me, Smalls.
 karmakat: I am...WAITING!!!
Image 186012   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
486
 
 Jabberwikket: Day 37.....
 NoRagrets: This pikmin is lost
 Hyphae: @Nopetology seeing the contraceptive-covered cone to the right makes me wonder if that bottle on the ground is lube... or at least if he/she is, er, stacked on top of a cone, xim's self...
 karmakat: I am...CONE MAN!!!
 Nopetology: I should probably be happy that I don't know why this is someone's fetish
Image 186011   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
255
 
 bromide: Half-assed half-tone process in action.
 jochenau: All hail the storm goddess, My Butt!
 DarkTeddy: Ffff
 Mr Shifty: Sniffing so hard the cocaine goes straight to her sinuses.
 Hyphae: She is sniff-fffing so hard, the red on her dress/coat is coming off
 VoR: Sniff the triple F. Flowers. Food. Friends?
 Ulillillia: *fart*
 Nopetology: Smells like low tide
Image 186010   06-18-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
300
 
 El hefe: I was hoping for more from Star Trek Discovery
 jochenau: @Prostata You have to use the three shells.
 Hosebag: @Prostata You want the TP? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TP!
 Mr Shifty: De-fucking-lux.
 Nopetology: @Prostata There probably isn't any. Something this ridiculously over the top would surely have a remote control that adjusts the temperature of the bidet water and the heated seat. Plus settings for the mood lighting, the MP3 player, the coffeemaker, the security system...
 Prostata: where's the tp?
 karmakat: some people LIKE to be comfortable?
 AlexDeLarge: I'll never get to have anything nice, like a bag of flour or a toilet.
Image 186009   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
637
 
 karmakat: @Shay oh FUCK...! LOL
 hajjpodge: I'M READY!!
 Hokie333: @Robespierre *clunk* ihmokay *thud*
 Hokie333: @Robespierre FIRE ME, BOY! *blam*
 Nopetology: @Robespierre I think the thing on the right is Michael Chiklis
 ratwa: There was that toy ... late '60s/early '70s ... Bullethead the Human Bullet. Was this thing on the right him? But one thing's for certain - a Rock'Em Sock'Em Robot could knock the block right off of that thing on the left.
 Shay: @karmakat Too late, Michael Bay is on the phone.
 karmakat: PLEASE...NEVER LIVE ACTION OF THOSE...THINGS!
 DarkTeddy: Thats just... not right... but accurate.
Image 186008   06-18-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
257
 
 VoR: Sky crease. Sounds sweaty.
 Air Biscuit: Nice skybox.
Image 186007   06-18-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
736
 
 eurotrash: I wanna put on m-m-m-m-my baby shoes
 fanny: @VoR lol i WISH i had shoes this fancy!
 VoR: @fanny. Haven't we seen you wearing these?
 Off Topic: Don't ever speak to me or my baby shoes again.
Image 186006   06-18-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
663
 
 Hosebag: Remember the first rule of bite-club.
 tib gubb: @Nopetology no worries: i'm the type to suffer a few nips before passing final judgement on biteyness
 Nopetology: Oops- forgot to notify @tib gubb
 Nopetology: They're bilbies, aka rabbit-bandicoots. Took me a minute- knew they had to be marsupials, but not much beyond that. I am unsure of the bilby's relative biteyness. :)
 tib gubb: whatever those are, they look very bitey
Image 186005   06-18-17   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
664
 
 DrinkMixMan: Mmmmm, yass!
 Dr. Bathroom: Burger Kween!
 tib gubb: diffrent strokes for diffrent folks
 Nopetology: Thanks for sharing, but we don't need to hear about your pooping schedule.
Image 186004   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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