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273538  Mr. Butt: Professor canceled class today, so I'll be home before 7, which means that I'll finally have time to drink alone. I feel so blessed right now.

273636  jochenau: SURPRISE!! WILD SWAN

273616  Off Topic: New country, who dis?

273631  Off Topic: @Dr Awkward "Better Off Ted"

273616  manlyman: rad for the only kid I could relate to as a kid.

273642  a robot: Oppa goldfish style?

273568  some guy : This is why someone stole that giant inflatable colon from the KC hospital

273518  MrBoffo: Out of his depth

273529  MrBoffo: Wouldn't think of it

273622  FormerLurker: The dog fatted

273640  some guy : @smusher What?

273624  pirate: Whose eyes are those? idgi

273612  Micro Jackson: He's trying to cut down

273614  Micro Jackson: Sorry, Dave, I can't let you take that slice of pizza........

273639  Mr. Butt: Red sky at night, puppy's delight.

273595  MrBoffo: TwoFace, Ratman's arch enemy

273625  Micro Jackson: Better late than never when hemming pants

273627  Micro Jackson: Are you kidding? I love that shit

273628  Micro Jackson: Invert the green screen

273629  Micro Jackson: Reach in and grab one

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.



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Score:
370
 
 Teechur: Imma just wait until it's dry.
 Nopetology: Yep. It sure is.
Image 185979   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
232
 
 a robot: @Niels Bohr "Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie?"
 Niels Bohr: Laces out.
Image 185978   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
280
 
 grizzly: White people. No, no, no, black people. And hispanics on half.
 Wooden Spoon: Mr. Bill has really let himself go.
 Nopetology: Couchman Pizza
Image 185977   06-18-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
104
 
 a robot: Thanks for the car decal letting me know you're a huge asshole so I don't have to waste my time talking to you!
 Jabberwikket: @annterland That's the twist. Dog is driving
 dangerous dave: @Mad Collager [South Park shop teacher voice] "You kids are screwin' around! Now quit screwin' around!" [/South Park shop teacher voice]
 Mad Collager: I worked near a theater scene shop which had a bad table saw. Every time someone hurt himself on it, the saw got a new stenciled man silhouette. By the time three years went by, the saw was an ace.
 dangerous dave: This guy *really* doesn't like rascal-scooters.
 Nope: Not in that car. Rabbit would be a write off.
 Spazstatic: Death race
 scribbs: Squirrels & geriatrics are equally spry.
 annterland: What, no dogs?
 Knice: Meanwhile, a bird chalks one up under "Car w/ Douchey Decal."
 kornisjon: A drink for the bird that shat on that car!
Image 185976   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
352
 
 a robot: He's pining for the fwords!
 Mad Collager: Because "Fuck" is so hard to spell.
 DrinkMixMan: Sall on your fword
 scribbs: "Lancelot, how do you like my new sword?" "Fword."
 Mr. Shine: SWARES
 Mr. Butt: Fword to your mother
 Nopetology: Ahole
Image 185975   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
302
 
 wolfpk: XXX rated Peanuts
 mwoody: Yep, that's a penis.
 scribbs: Good grief.
 Wooden Spoon: This snoopy doesn't need a leash, he needs a raincoat.
 Mr. Shine: Snoopy wasn't a weiner dog.
 Peach: If you love your dog, leash your dog.
Image 185974   06-18-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
90
 
 scribbs: But...but...my XP starts to drop after if I'm away for more than a week.
Image 185973   06-18-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
346
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: you can use facts to prove anything
 Science: @Sandor: Wawa was actually a milk delivery company in the 1890s. They opened a store in the 60's, so both the cup and sleeve are factually correct. Are your minds blown?
 Science: @SomeCanadian: Or could will have learned? All my time travel knowledge was extrapolated from LOST.
 Trunkuza: @tib gubb shh. So logic. Much unnecessary. Very cup.
 tib gubb: you can ship products without having your own store front
 Sandor: Technically, it doesn't say where the Wawa customers have been buying fresh products, just that they enjoy them
 fakeusername: They meant person-years. It's just two guys who've been coming in for the past 50 years, they're trying to get a couple more people to start buying the fruit by the checkout.
 SomeCanadian: Clearly this cup is from the convenience mart of the future. What @Science could learn from this filthy cup...
Image 185972   06-18-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
342
 
 Mr Shifty: Just think of the compensation
 toby kief: cmon ET just tryna tone up before he beam up
 El hefe: WARNING! DO NOT REACH THROUGH PLATE STACK WHILE TRYING TO TERMINATE SARAH CONNOR
 Peach: Weight Stack is my dancing name.
 XLY: Please keep Nazca lines clear of weight stack!
 Knice: That's pretty convincing.
 Jak: Keep forks clear of weight stack!
 Nopetology: Instructions unclear..
 Scoo: What's wrong with your haaaaaaand?
Image 185971   06-18-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
587
 
 Air Biscuit: It fits.
 SomeCanadian: Please don't throw your cat away. A cat can sit for over 1 million years in a landfill before getting bored and going somewhere else. Cats must be placed in established disposal units.
 Nopetology: This trash panda looks weird
Image 185970   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
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