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268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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Score:
280
 
 grizzly: White people. No, no, no, black people. And hispanics on half.
 Wooden Spoon: Mr. Bill has really let himself go.
 Nopetology: Couchman Pizza
Image 185977   06-18-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
104
 
 a robot: Thanks for the car decal letting me know you're a huge asshole so I don't have to waste my time talking to you!
 Jabberwikket: @annterland That's the twist. Dog is driving
 dangerous dave: @Mad Collager [South Park shop teacher voice] "You kids are screwin' around! Now quit screwin' around!" [/South Park shop teacher voice]
 Mad Collager: I worked near a theater scene shop which had a bad table saw. Every time someone hurt himself on it, the saw got a new stenciled man silhouette. By the time three years went by, the saw was an ace.
 dangerous dave: This guy *really* doesn't like rascal-scooters.
 Nope: Not in that car. Rabbit would be a write off.
 Spazstatic: Death race
 scribbs: Squirrels & geriatrics are equally spry.
 annterland: What, no dogs?
 Knice: Meanwhile, a bird chalks one up under "Car w/ Douchey Decal."
 kornisjon: A drink for the bird that shat on that car!
Image 185976   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
352
 
 a robot: He's pining for the fwords!
 Mad Collager: Because "Fuck" is so hard to spell.
 DrinkMixMan: Sall on your fword
 scribbs: "Lancelot, how do you like my new sword?" "Fword."
 Mr. Shine: SWARES
 Mr. Butt: Fword to your mother
 Nopetology: Ahole
Image 185975   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
302
 
 wolfpk: XXX rated Peanuts
 mwoody: Yep, that's a penis.
 scribbs: Good grief.
 Wooden Spoon: This snoopy doesn't need a leash, he needs a raincoat.
 Mr. Shine: Snoopy wasn't a weiner dog.
 Peach: If you love your dog, leash your dog.
Image 185974   06-18-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
90
 
 scribbs: But...but...my XP starts to drop after if I'm away for more than a week.
Image 185973   06-18-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
346
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: you can use facts to prove anything
 Science: @Sandor: Wawa was actually a milk delivery company in the 1890s. They opened a store in the 60's, so both the cup and sleeve are factually correct. Are your minds blown?
 Science: @SomeCanadian: Or could will have learned? All my time travel knowledge was extrapolated from LOST.
 Trunkuza: @tib gubb shh. So logic. Much unnecessary. Very cup.
 tib gubb: you can ship products without having your own store front
 Sandor: Technically, it doesn't say where the Wawa customers have been buying fresh products, just that they enjoy them
 fakeusername: They meant person-years. It's just two guys who've been coming in for the past 50 years, they're trying to get a couple more people to start buying the fruit by the checkout.
 SomeCanadian: Clearly this cup is from the convenience mart of the future. What @Science could learn from this filthy cup...
Image 185972   06-18-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
342
 
 Mr Shifty: Just think of the compensation
 toby kief: cmon ET just tryna tone up before he beam up
 El hefe: WARNING! DO NOT REACH THROUGH PLATE STACK WHILE TRYING TO TERMINATE SARAH CONNOR
 Peach: Weight Stack is my dancing name.
 XLY: Please keep Nazca lines clear of weight stack!
 Knice: That's pretty convincing.
 Jak: Keep forks clear of weight stack!
 Nopetology: Instructions unclear..
 Scoo: What's wrong with your haaaaaaand?
Image 185971   06-18-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
587
 
 Air Biscuit: It fits.
 SomeCanadian: Please don't throw your cat away. A cat can sit for over 1 million years in a landfill before getting bored and going somewhere else. Cats must be placed in established disposal units.
 Nopetology: This trash panda looks weird
Image 185970   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
794
 
 sirgallium: even the birds are making a smiley face
 DrinkMixMan: Sky high
 Scoo: OH HAI, BIRDS -- FEELS GOOD, SUN
 Ulillillia: Fly the friendly skies.
Image 185969   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
127
 
 Pizza: The Salami Night
Image 185968   06-18-17   Uploaded by    robocop
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