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267919  VeeKay: I do love a Mextail, even if I get the damn shits after.

267972  Side Boob: Jay is wearing his "man of the people" denim outfit again.

267930  VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267939  VeeKay: Beauty of North Puppea

267940  VeeKay: Inpawsion

267973  Shay: Oh crap, his nose is now a sloth.

267979  ignatz: Also lime Patrick Moore from the Sky at Night

267972  Shay: Well fuck you too ya elephant-sized chin bastard.

267981  ignatz: Did I stutter?

267981  ignatz: I ordered the tuna..

267981  ignatz: I ordered the tuna..

267970  WTF: I could really go for a foot long Konie!

267958  a robot: This is what those essential oils nuts actually believe. Source: my boss won't shut the fuck up about oils

267965  a robot: Kids who use hashtags probably don't even know who OJ is and/or why the white Bronco is associated with him

267963  Air Biscuit: When your beard jacks your lumber...

267944  sparename: You Wucksacky Wabbit

267979  clayjar: She looks like the old lady receptionist from Monsters Inc. Congrats on her 18th. That dogs a trooper.

267970  Air Biscuit: Look out for jawas.

267950  VeeKay: @Not A Bot Your comment made this post funny.

267951  VeeKay: Classic C Lorenz

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267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267593 Mr Bleak: @ChubbyBuddy Still cheaper than theater popcorn.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267930 VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267813 MrBoffo: @Sadbot A Roman nose? Roman all over your face?



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11. Shay: 1535 points
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Score:
104
 
 a robot: Thanks for the car decal letting me know you're a huge asshole so I don't have to waste my time talking to you!
 Jabberwikket: @annterland That's the twist. Dog is driving
 dangerous dave: @Mad Collager [South Park shop teacher voice] "You kids are screwin' around! Now quit screwin' around!" [/South Park shop teacher voice]
 Mad Collager: I worked near a theater scene shop which had a bad table saw. Every time someone hurt himself on it, the saw got a new stenciled man silhouette. By the time three years went by, the saw was an ace.
 dangerous dave: This guy *really* doesn't like rascal-scooters.
 Nope: Not in that car. Rabbit would be a write off.
 Spazstatic: Death race
 scribbs: Squirrels & geriatrics are equally spry.
 annterland: What, no dogs?
 Knice: Meanwhile, a bird chalks one up under "Car w/ Douchey Decal."
 kornisjon: A drink for the bird that shat on that car!
Image 185976   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
352
 
 a robot: He's pining for the fwords!
 Mad Collager: Because "Fuck" is so hard to spell.
 DrinkMixMan: Sall on your fword
 scribbs: "Lancelot, how do you like my new sword?" "Fword."
 Mr. Shine: SWARES
 Mr. Butt: Fword to your mother
 Nopetology: Ahole
Image 185975   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
302
 
 wolfpk: XXX rated Peanuts
 mwoody: Yep, that's a penis.
 scribbs: Good grief.
 Wooden Spoon: This snoopy doesn't need a leash, he needs a raincoat.
 Mr. Shine: Snoopy wasn't a weiner dog.
 Peach: If you love your dog, leash your dog.
Image 185974   06-18-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
90
 
 scribbs: But...but...my XP starts to drop after if I'm away for more than a week.
Image 185973   06-18-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
346
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: you can use facts to prove anything
 Science: @Sandor: Wawa was actually a milk delivery company in the 1890s. They opened a store in the 60's, so both the cup and sleeve are factually correct. Are your minds blown?
 Science: @SomeCanadian: Or could will have learned? All my time travel knowledge was extrapolated from LOST.
 Trunkuza: @tib gubb shh. So logic. Much unnecessary. Very cup.
 tib gubb: you can ship products without having your own store front
 Sandor: Technically, it doesn't say where the Wawa customers have been buying fresh products, just that they enjoy them
 fakeusername: They meant person-years. It's just two guys who've been coming in for the past 50 years, they're trying to get a couple more people to start buying the fruit by the checkout.
 SomeCanadian: Clearly this cup is from the convenience mart of the future. What @Science could learn from this filthy cup...
Image 185972   06-18-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
342
 
 Mr Shifty: Just think of the compensation
 toby kief: cmon ET just tryna tone up before he beam up
 El hefe: WARNING! DO NOT REACH THROUGH PLATE STACK WHILE TRYING TO TERMINATE SARAH CONNOR
 Peach: Weight Stack is my dancing name.
 XLY: Please keep Nazca lines clear of weight stack!
 Knice: That's pretty convincing.
 Jak: Keep forks clear of weight stack!
 Nopetology: Instructions unclear..
 Scoo: What's wrong with your haaaaaaand?
Image 185971   06-18-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
587
 
 Air Biscuit: It fits.
 SomeCanadian: Please don't throw your cat away. A cat can sit for over 1 million years in a landfill before getting bored and going somewhere else. Cats must be placed in established disposal units.
 Nopetology: This trash panda looks weird
Image 185970   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
794
 
 sirgallium: even the birds are making a smiley face
 DrinkMixMan: Sky high
 Scoo: OH HAI, BIRDS -- FEELS GOOD, SUN
 Ulillillia: Fly the friendly skies.
Image 185969   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
127
 
 Pizza: The Salami Night
Image 185968   06-18-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
504
 
 Mr Shifty: @Mr Shifty You like papaya, so what?
 Mr Shifty: So lambs like papaya, so what?
 FabricMan: Enjoy your marinad... I mean snack!
 Prostata: fuzzy!
 Pizza: @Amy Housewine Baaaaa dum tss
 Amy Housewine: Baaaaa-lanced diet.
Image 185967   06-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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