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248808  bug: *knocks painting off table*

248809  bug: Crap, we're out of Operating Room Emergency Doctors!

248806  Dr Awkward: "Don't be irrational, Mom!"

248792  iatemyhomework: The password is "VAGINA"

248753  KnowLifer: *being secretly a super-villain in spanish*

248651  PenguinBartender: @Teechur OH! I thought they were using the word "ignorant" (and variants thereof) as a pronoun. TY

248774  a robot: Thanks, Google

248802  Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch

248791  a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body

248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

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9. Christina
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

248680 bug: pornhub

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar



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Side Boob uploaded 248638 (1042 points)
Bagels uploaded 248493 (1041 points)
pisspig uploaded 248323 (1037 points)
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Sydney uploaded 248348 (925 points)
TaintJuice uploaded 248356 (906 points)
god666 uploaded 248377 (906 points)
randomhobo uploaded 248654 (899 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248687 (894 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248302 (893 points)
younglink uploaded 248579 (863 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 248728 (856 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248522 (846 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 248537 (846 points)


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 5. Not A Bot: 2722 points
 6. Bagels: 2535 points
 7. Side Boob: 2418 points
 8. violentwrath: 2270 points
 9. Springbok: 2124 points
10. Nope: 2114 points
11. dingding: 2111 points
12. Shay: 1944 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
14. Yurishiro: 1860 points
15. clayjar: 1860 points
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Score:
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 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic then again, if the sun is high... dang it.
 Spazstatic: For it to also be accurate as a pie graph, the sunny side should be no more than half of the displayed "side of pyramid" portion.
 Yam: Man, ever seen the aerial pictures of the pyramids on the equinoxes?
 White Male: an oldie but a goodie
Image 185918   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
192
 
 Felicity: My parents have a kitchen table place-mat like this
Image 185917   06-17-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
315
 
 froggyfresh: Yes, mom... :-o
 Cami: Time for some funishment.
 WaffleIron: That just raises furtha questions!
Image 185916   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
307
 
 VoR: Someones getting wet
Image 185915   06-17-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
248
 
 Shay: We get it, you soap.
 bug: Rule #1: Don't talk about pig balls. ...it's actually a pretty easy rule.
Image 185914   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
118
 
 Dr Awkward: Ugh, glass blocks make me feel icky even with even spacing. I know they serve a purpose (natural light in bathrooms without exposing genitalia to the world), but I don't care for them
 Spazstatic: measure once, cut once...
 WaffleIron: Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Image 185913   06-17-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
282
 
 jazzjunkie: This idea is all wet. (Sea what I did there?)
 Spazstatic: That manufacturing cost though...
 Cami: @WaffleIron I remember reading a blurb in a rigging text book about wire ropes with electrical conductors inside being used for mine elevators for intercom service.
 WTF: "Am I supposed to cut the green or the blue wire?"
 White Rice: But if these are the tubes, where are the cats?
 WaffleIron: Fibre?
Image 185912   06-17-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
429
 
 Snowta: Spoopy peeper 2 go!
 trelyate: is that a peeping skeleton in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
 duchaschmeremol: if i get to be 70, i'll put that in my underpants before every medical exam
 kornisjon: Time to blow some minds!
 Amy Housewine: THe poor thing is clearly trying to escape.
 Dr Awkward: @RainbowTornado neither, I just have a slight erection.
 RainbowTornado: Is that a peeping skeleton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
 tib gubb: it's a conversation piece
 WTF: Your nachos is sticking out of your pocket!
 Sandor: Better than a peeing skeleton in my pocket
Image 185911   06-17-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
288
 
 Peter Pantsless: That's the name of my latest album. It's not out yet
 ch: Celebrate: Happening
 apoxia: I'd like to see this cake masters interpretation of an ultrasound image in icing on a cake.
 savvoy: You got what you asked for, not what you wanted
Image 185910   06-17-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
217
 
 moogerator: Except the Volkswagon
 140bpm: Just about anything 3rd reich related is illegal in germany
 tib gubb: uh... this is really bad
 WaffleIron: I think this joke is illegal in Germany.
Image 185909   06-17-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
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