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221435  kate shutupton: *Yeah you're all smug now but guess who's gonna be a yellow lab as soon as the humans are gone*

221410  a robot: Humans identified.

221412  a robot: Just when I think I've heard them all, someone goes and comes up with a brand new euphemism for penis.

221346  static xyz: @RiderFan this is why they hate us!

221426  LieutenantTofu: "Please, Laura, even if it IS a rerun, suicide isn't the answer! ... Laura! Are you still there?"

221421  El hefe: Adt monthly fees are unnecessary

221434  TheTakeDown: This is amazing

221404  Hokie333: "Used"?

221425  a robot: Yes, ok, let's make fun of a child's looks. Or, on second thought, how about we DON'T. For fuck's sake.

221434  Beerarchy: ooooooh. Now that is one shiny star angel.

221401  addend: Panels 2, 4, and 6 FTW.

221419  Hokie333: You gotta watch for the fact that network speeds are measured in mbps--mega*bits*/sec. Divide that by ten (8 bits per byte plus some overhead) to get capital-B MegaBytes/sec. And you still have disclaimers for individual server speeds and load, network congestion, slow WiFi like @danny said, etc.

221402  addend: (Opens lunchbox. Sees a power strip covered in tuna salad.)

221433  White Male: I'm a people pigeon

221406  addend: Game over. You can never use that account again.

221433  sodamachine: Ah the Burger King in Glasgow Queen Street train station. It's bad I can tell that just from that picture.

221407  addend: (Buys color inkjet refills.)

221366  DrinkMixMan: i'd pay some money never to have to see visual puns about these guys' names ever again

221411  addend: If you do the latter, the former will happen, too. :(

221406  redbranch: "a friend"

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221319 glenalec: VV bet / 4 yards

221407 addend: (Buys color inkjet refills.)

221252 itskando: Shoopdawoop edition

221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

221364 Derp Herpigan: @frenk GIVE ME BACK MY SON

221276 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221357 Ulillillia: @Robespierre We need you here to keep us Gen-Xers in line

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

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 Peter Pantsless: Better think twice, kitty
 Prostata: he got a promotion
 Mr. Shine: Rad for turtlesaurus
Image 185883   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
342
 
 WotGives: I want to fall into this Mary Poppins style
 Nope: This is a neat art
Image 185882   06-17-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
636
 
 jazzjunkie: @Cami Yeah... They're still doing online content, but haven't published for ten years. :-(
 wolfpk: Judge: Nice try, but you still have to pay child support.
 Cami: @jazzjunkie Are they gone? I worked in periodical distribution in the early 2000's and this was a popular weekly title. Merchandisers would have old ladies waiting at their stores for the new issue to come out. They were often impatient and would rummage through the shipment while you were working at the racks.
 Scoo: Did your wife just get back from the dentist? Because she's totally rocking the Novocaine jowls.
 jazzjunkie: I miss the weekly world news
 Mr. Shine: MARIO ENTERED MY BODY . . . . .AND THEN MY WIFE'S!
 Nope: @Cami Also the cap
 Cami: My first jerky thought: She knew it wasn't you because it was fun.
Image 185881   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
194
 
 savvoy: Touch me with your noodly appendage
 Scoo: Is this how sun-babby is formed?
 Hyphae: This feels all too timely
 Cami: Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow...
Image 185880   06-17-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
627
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: I wouldn't object to swapping minds with a cat for a while.
 Felicity: Ythians
 Mr. Shine: *flump*
 Cami: Ith me!
 sparename: Long-boarding, lampshaded, long-haired lounge-cat
Image 185879   06-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
889
 
 wolfpk: Scientist: Ok kitty, I made the report say what you told me. Now please don't kill me!!!
 Teechur: @FabricMan More like peer pressure.
 WotGives: I expected the headline to say something about his hitler moustache
 FabricMan: Has this been through peer review?
 Musician: lab tests included asking cats: "Who's a nice kitty?"
 a robot: @Niels Bohr My cat is nice. Source: I have a cat who is nice.
 Scoo: @Niels Bohr Source: @BILL DOOR
 Niels Bohr: Cite your sources please.
Image 185878   06-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
449
 
 Scoo: Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's chocolate I can't taste
 Nopetology: Don't care if this is real- I just want a Toblerone
 Gomi Day: Ugh. If this is real, I no longer like Korn.
 Dr. Bathroom: Something takes a part of... My Toblerone.
 well duh: Ugh. If this is real, I no longer like Toblerone.
 Cami: I'm still not buying it.
 Knice: Not the corn I've been talking about.
Image 185877   06-17-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
243
 
 VoR: @Gomi Day Have rad and relax. Mascot knows best
 Gomi Day: @VoR I'VE WASTED MY LIFE!!!
 VoR: @Gomi Day perhaps if you spent 25years on finger boards...
 Gomi Day: i've been skating for 25 years or so. i can't do anything with a fingerboard to save my life.
 DarkTeddy: Rad if purple
Image 185876   06-17-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
459
 
 Teechur: Done.
 Ulillillia: "It's really difficult breathing through this nose, but other than that"
 Sage: Is this from K-ON?
 Jeannie C: It's just that getting my emo quota in for the day is a bummer.
Image 185875   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
1261
 
 tib gubb: just noticed he's wearing an friendly spaceship tee
 Teechur: @a robot @Scoo @White Rice @fanny @Warrax There's also superpoop.com and drewtoothpaste.com The first one I think is pretty much over (funding problems?). The second is the @drewtoothpaste Twitter feed and is only updated every so often. Oh! And don't forget theworstthingsforsale.com
 Warrax: @bug When he posts, he posts under his own name. It's usually just when someone reposts one of his comics with the watermark chopped off.
 bug: @White Rice I always figured he was *someone* on this site, but I could never figure out who. It's kind of like a murder mystery dinner, where everyone is a suspect.
 fanny: @a robot oh and don't feel dumb... remember i thought it was buttonhorn for years :)
 fanny: @a robot I knew, but I've been into his and Natalie Dee's stuff for years. If you haven't read Drew's book Veins you should check it out, it's awesome! @White Rice i've never imagined him as moonmoon... hmmm that's something to think about!
 DarkTeddy: Holy shit. Did not expect this. @a robot
 Knice: This is missing a certain image...
 Jeannie C: Meta AF.
 White Rice: @a robot I thought he WAS moonmoon. Also, don't forget Married to the Sea.
 Warrax: @a robot I knew, but I'm not sure what his connection to the spaceship is. He might know the people that run it?
 WTF: Looks like there's a new ass kicker in town!
 Scoo: @a robot I'll give you the benefit of it being "semi-common knowledge"
 a robot: Hey everyone....was it common knowledge that the Toothpaste For Dinner guy is also the ass-kicking guy and is also affiliated with The Worst Things For Sale AND ALSO the Spaceship? Am I dumb for just figuring this out recently?!
Image 185874   06-17-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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