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210251  funny in the wall: Did he steal moses' sheep stick thingy? I know they're pals

210196  Dr Awkward: @Felicity I sure hope! I bet he has a lot of honorary doctorates. My guess is Temple U will never revoke theirs for him, as he has been such a supporter of them for decades

210230  square44: if only there was some way to wash away the evidence

210205  Dr Awkward: @Teechur We're in AZ. I'll have to check my local options!

210205  Dr Awkward: @Knice @Yam Yep, I have 8 goats. My wife's hand and arms are sore from workouts and work tasks, so I've milked for the last 5 days. I got 3/4 of a gallon from our one current milk goat today!

210258  bigASShobo: For two years it's not in your skanky, dirty ole fridge :-

210235  Coolguy: Coolguy approves

210248  a robot: Nature is BRUTAL

210236  Korrok: Convenient.

210225  Felicity: Sort of works with #210226

210242  PenguinBartender: Bobby Singer spotted.

210246  pusha p: The man is drowning in bacon, it's hilarious.

210248  PenguinBartender: Live action Lion King reboot looking -- *hurk!*

210230  Felicity: My theory is that either (a) someone is not flushing or (b) someone is doing huge toilet-killing poos that clog the toilet. Either way they should stop

210228  SharkysMachine: Ce n'est pas ma belle femme!

210239  Felicity: Robot activated

210240  Felicity: Now I want a hamburger. And I still want pizza, from before!

210231  a robot: Wake me up when you're serving steamed hams.

210248  SharkysMachine: Got my spine, got my orange crush

210172  Felicity: Time to catch the Shuttlebus Tyderium

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210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

210031 LogicKitty: So then I thought, "if I'm paying that much for a coffin it ain't going in the ground"

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

210150 Ulillillia: The Cathy Gourmet

210107 Felicity: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.

210162 a robot: Why is someone testing out the world's most obnoxiously bright camera flash in this random office?

210039 kristaleibel: For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

210095 Christina: None of those will happen.

210121 Teechur: @Christina @dangerkeith3000 He may only be an amateur baiter. He needs to take his baiting to the master level.

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.



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 Peter Pantsless: Better think twice, kitty
 Prostata: he got a promotion
 Mr. Shine: Rad for turtlesaurus
Image 185883   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
342
 
 WotGives: I want to fall into this Mary Poppins style
 Nope: This is a neat art
Image 185882   06-17-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
636
 
 jazzjunkie: @Cami Yeah... They're still doing online content, but haven't published for ten years. :-(
 wolfpk: Judge: Nice try, but you still have to pay child support.
 Cami: @jazzjunkie Are they gone? I worked in periodical distribution in the early 2000's and this was a popular weekly title. Merchandisers would have old ladies waiting at their stores for the new issue to come out. They were often impatient and would rummage through the shipment while you were working at the racks.
 Scoo: Did your wife just get back from the dentist? Because she's totally rocking the Novocaine jowls.
 jazzjunkie: I miss the weekly world news
 Mr. Shine: MARIO ENTERED MY BODY . . . . .AND THEN MY WIFE'S!
 Nope: @Cami Also the cap
 Cami: My first jerky thought: She knew it wasn't you because it was fun.
Image 185881   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
194
 
 savvoy: Touch me with your noodly appendage
 Scoo: Is this how sun-babby is formed?
 Hyphae: This feels all too timely
 Cami: Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow...
Image 185880   06-17-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
627
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: I wouldn't object to swapping minds with a cat for a while.
 Felicity: Ythians
 Mr. Shine: *flump*
 Cami: Ith me!
 sparename: Long-boarding, lampshaded, long-haired lounge-cat
Image 185879   06-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
889
 
 wolfpk: Scientist: Ok kitty, I made the report say what you told me. Now please don't kill me!!!
 Teechur: @FabricMan More like peer pressure.
 WotGives: I expected the headline to say something about his hitler moustache
 FabricMan: Has this been through peer review?
 Musician: lab tests included asking cats: "Who's a nice kitty?"
 a robot: @Niels Bohr My cat is nice. Source: I have a cat who is nice.
 Scoo: @Niels Bohr Source: @BILL DOOR
 Niels Bohr: Cite your sources please.
Image 185878   06-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 Scoo: Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's chocolate I can't taste
 Nopetology: Don't care if this is real- I just want a Toblerone
 Gomi Day: Ugh. If this is real, I no longer like Korn.
 Dr. Bathroom: Something takes a part of... My Toblerone.
 well duh: Ugh. If this is real, I no longer like Toblerone.
 Cami: I'm still not buying it.
 Knice: Not the corn I've been talking about.
Image 185877   06-17-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
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 VoR: @Gomi Day Have rad and relax. Mascot knows best
 Gomi Day: @VoR I'VE WASTED MY LIFE!!!
 VoR: @Gomi Day perhaps if you spent 25years on finger boards...
 Gomi Day: i've been skating for 25 years or so. i can't do anything with a fingerboard to save my life.
 DarkTeddy: Rad if purple
Image 185876   06-17-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
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 Teechur: Done.
 Ulillillia: "It's really difficult breathing through this nose, but other than that"
 Sage: Is this from K-ON?
 Jeannie C: It's just that getting my emo quota in for the day is a bummer.
Image 185875   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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 tib gubb: just noticed he's wearing an friendly spaceship tee
 Teechur: @a robot @Scoo @White Rice @fanny @Warrax There's also superpoop.com and drewtoothpaste.com The first one I think is pretty much over (funding problems?). The second is the @drewtoothpaste Twitter feed and is only updated every so often. Oh! And don't forget theworstthingsforsale.com
 Warrax: @bug When he posts, he posts under his own name. It's usually just when someone reposts one of his comics with the watermark chopped off.
 bug: @White Rice I always figured he was *someone* on this site, but I could never figure out who. It's kind of like a murder mystery dinner, where everyone is a suspect.
 fanny: @a robot oh and don't feel dumb... remember i thought it was buttonhorn for years :)
 fanny: @a robot I knew, but I've been into his and Natalie Dee's stuff for years. If you haven't read Drew's book Veins you should check it out, it's awesome! @White Rice i've never imagined him as moonmoon... hmmm that's something to think about!
 DarkTeddy: Holy shit. Did not expect this. @a robot
 Knice: This is missing a certain image...
 Jeannie C: Meta AF.
 White Rice: @a robot I thought he WAS moonmoon. Also, don't forget Married to the Sea.
 Warrax: @a robot I knew, but I'm not sure what his connection to the spaceship is. He might know the people that run it?
 WTF: Looks like there's a new ass kicker in town!
 Scoo: @a robot I'll give you the benefit of it being "semi-common knowledge"
 a robot: Hey everyone....was it common knowledge that the Toothpaste For Dinner guy is also the ass-kicking guy and is also affiliated with The Worst Things For Sale AND ALSO the Spaceship? Am I dumb for just figuring this out recently?!
Image 185874   06-17-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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