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187795  Robespierre: Bathtub Djinn

187782  ignatz: @WaffleIron That is effing awesome, not quite what I was hoping for, but it spins and generates locomotion, so must qualify..

187795  Micro Jackson: This is fine

187759  Micro Jackson: The Feeders of Vaal gettin younger all the time

187760  Micro Jackson: This is what happens when you spend $120 on a kitty bed

187768  Micro Jackson: Do you got any Jack Daniels?

187791  Amy Housewine: Yaaaa mon me affa da most unconvincing accent in film since Dick Van Dyke

187769  Micro Jackson: Peel me

187770  Micro Jackson: No, the floor is lava! LAVA!!!!

187793  Amy Housewine: I don't want to feel the tip when I hug someone.

187774  Micro Jackson: What? Where does it say "No parking"?

187775  Micro Jackson: You gotta work on your delivery

187773  ignatz: In UK they're known as 'Hooligan Tools'

187776  Micro Jackson: Uplifting

187779  Micro Jackson: Impressive. The only thing I can knit is my brow

187662  Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187780  Micro Jackson: Is that 26 dog years?

187782  WaffleIron: @ignatz : flagellar motors? I'd post the wiki link but alas I feel rather blue.

187784  Micro Jackson: Knot bad

187782  ignatz: Also: Awesome, alows them to do a perfect high-power saute..

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187696 Air Biscuit: Wheres the usb port?

187596 JohnCarcinogen: @JohnCarcinogen Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

187706 mrwiffler: @SomeCanadian And following them...

187591 werterland: I have a cat.

187605 jazzjunkie: I imagine these as pincers, clacking open and closed like mantis mandibles

187662 Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187572 Horatio: I tought this said pant horse, and that's what I'm calling centaurs from now on.

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 wolfpk: Scientist: Ok kitty, I made the report say what you told me. Now please don't kill me!!!
 Teechur: @FabricMan More like peer pressure.
 WotGives: I expected the headline to say something about his hitler moustache
 FabricMan: Has this been through peer review?
 Musician: lab tests included asking cats: "Who's a nice kitty?"
 a robot: @Niels Bohr My cat is nice. Source: I have a cat who is nice.
 Scoo: @Niels Bohr Source: @BILL DOOR
 Niels Bohr: Cite your sources please.
Image 185878   06-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
449
 
 Scoo: Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's chocolate I can't taste
 Nopetology: Don't care if this is real- I just want a Toblerone
 Gomi Day: Ugh. If this is real, I no longer like Korn.
 Dr. Bathroom: Something takes a part of... My Toblerone.
 well duh: Ugh. If this is real, I no longer like Toblerone.
 Cami: I'm still not buying it.
 Knice: Not the corn I've been talking about.
Image 185877   06-17-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
243
 
 VoR: @Gomi Day Have rad and relax. Mascot knows best
 Gomi Day: @VoR I'VE WASTED MY LIFE!!!
 VoR: @Gomi Day perhaps if you spent 25years on finger boards...
 Gomi Day: i've been skating for 25 years or so. i can't do anything with a fingerboard to save my life.
 DarkTeddy: Rad if purple
Image 185876   06-17-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
459
 
 Teechur: Done.
 Ulillillia: "It's really difficult breathing through this nose, but other than that"
 Sage: Is this from K-ON?
 Jeannie C: It's just that getting my emo quota in for the day is a bummer.
Image 185875   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
1261
 
 tib gubb: just noticed he's wearing an friendly spaceship tee
 Teechur: @a robot @Scoo @White Rice @fanny @Warrax There's also superpoop.com and drewtoothpaste.com The first one I think is pretty much over (funding problems?). The second is the @drewtoothpaste Twitter feed and is only updated every so often. Oh! And don't forget theworstthingsforsale.com
 Warrax: @bug When he posts, he posts under his own name. It's usually just when someone reposts one of his comics with the watermark chopped off.
 bug: @White Rice I always figured he was *someone* on this site, but I could never figure out who. It's kind of like a murder mystery dinner, where everyone is a suspect.
 fanny: @a robot oh and don't feel dumb... remember i thought it was buttonhorn for years :)
 fanny: @a robot I knew, but I've been into his and Natalie Dee's stuff for years. If you haven't read Drew's book Veins you should check it out, it's awesome! @White Rice i've never imagined him as moonmoon... hmmm that's something to think about!
 DarkTeddy: Holy shit. Did not expect this. @a robot
 Knice: This is missing a certain image...
 Jeannie C: Meta AF.
 White Rice: @a robot I thought he WAS moonmoon. Also, don't forget Married to the Sea.
 Warrax: @a robot I knew, but I'm not sure what his connection to the spaceship is. He might know the people that run it?
 WTF: Looks like there's a new ass kicker in town!
 Scoo: @a robot I'll give you the benefit of it being "semi-common knowledge"
 a robot: Hey everyone....was it common knowledge that the Toothpaste For Dinner guy is also the ass-kicking guy and is also affiliated with The Worst Things For Sale AND ALSO the Spaceship? Am I dumb for just figuring this out recently?!
Image 185874   06-17-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
732
 
 Bob: I would not ride this into battle
 piranharama: Am I the only one that gets super freaked out by goat eyes?
 Jeannie C: Somebody is due an ass-kicking right about ... Now.
 A duck: Radvote for rad goat
 a robot: Goats are hilarious most of the time
 Prostata: HOLY CRAP! I'M A GOAT!
Image 185873   06-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
309
 
 Felicity: Conan OBrien looks good in drag
 deeeeeeeez: Guess it makes sense since every patron dresses exactly like that..
 WaffleIron: Endless apps is the bomb diggity, also TGIF is a life saver when you're working nights in jersey and there's fucking NOTHING open past 11pm. Same with Phoenix now that I think about it.
 a robot: One time my brother-in-law was in town for a work thing and I was temporarily living with my parents but had only just recently moved back to my hometown so I didn't know where many local bars were, but there was a TGI Friday's that was walking distance from my parents' house so we went there and ate fried green beans and spent way too much money on shitty drinks...but he was paying so I didn't care, and so we got really drunk on shitty chain restaurant beverages. Good times.
 WTF: Isn't "Endless Appetizers" a sex thing I heard him describe on Law & Order SVU?
 Scoo: Gotta knot in my pocket weighin' at least a grand, gold on my neck my appetizers close at hand
 Prostata: he's sunk to doing ads for Fridays now? wow thats sad
Image 185872   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
240
 
 WotGives: ...and THAT's how you finish hypercoquet in a single stroke
 WaffleIron: ART DECO IN SPACE!
Image 185871   06-17-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
1109
 
 fanny: @Nopetology ah. i thought they looked like rabbit but the long legs threw me off!
 Nopetology: @fanny Arctic Hare
 fanny: what is that? it's cute whatever it is
 Cami: Those suckers get pretty big but it's hard to show because there isn't a apple nearby.
 Nopetology: I can't look at this without expecting them to start bouncing up and down like Cyriak's cows. I think he broke my brain.
 WTF: "These snowballs keep running away from me!"
 Prostata: so warm and floofy
Image 185870   06-17-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
209
 
 rip odb: Hahaha @Fishy
 WotGives: I have every text message i've ever sent or received from the half-dozen of my best and closest. With every generation, i need more memory just to keep up with this stupid sentimental hoarding
 Fishy: Don't call me Frankly.
Image 185869   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
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