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187795  SomeCanadian: This is why you should decalcify your showerhead every year.

187796  SomeCanadian: Night on Doot Mountain

187795  Robespierre: Bathtub Djinn

187782  ignatz: @WaffleIron That is effing awesome, not quite what I was hoping for, but it spins and generates locomotion, so must qualify..

187795  Micro Jackson: This is fine

187759  Micro Jackson: The Feeders of Vaal gettin younger all the time

187760  Micro Jackson: This is what happens when you spend $120 on a kitty bed

187768  Micro Jackson: Do you got any Jack Daniels?

187791  Amy Housewine: Yaaaa mon me affa da most unconvincing accent in film since Dick Van Dyke

187769  Micro Jackson: Peel me

187770  Micro Jackson: No, the floor is lava! LAVA!!!!

187793  Amy Housewine: I don't want to feel the tip when I hug someone.

187774  Micro Jackson: What? Where does it say "No parking"?

187775  Micro Jackson: You gotta work on your delivery

187773  ignatz: In UK they're known as 'Hooligan Tools'

187776  Micro Jackson: Uplifting

187779  Micro Jackson: Impressive. The only thing I can knit is my brow

187662  Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187780  Micro Jackson: Is that 26 dog years?

187782  WaffleIron: @ignatz : flagellar motors? I'd post the wiki link but alas I feel rather blue.

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187696 Air Biscuit: Wheres the usb port?

187596 JohnCarcinogen: @JohnCarcinogen Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

187706 mrwiffler: @SomeCanadian And following them...

187591 werterland: I have a cat.

187605 jazzjunkie: I imagine these as pincers, clacking open and closed like mantis mandibles

187662 Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187572 Horatio: I tought this said pant horse, and that's what I'm calling centaurs from now on.

187687 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward hahaha goddammit, people

187709 Air Biscuit: Same.

187642 Air Biscuit: Fun is hard to beat.



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Score:
853
 
 Annoying Vegan : Hazel is one of my favorite celebrity internet corgis.
 Mad Collager:
 Mad Collager: My hat is a garlic knob, your argument is invalid.
 drtofu: Mom! Dad! What are you doing?!
 Borkf: @a robot Same doggo two months earlier?
 a robot: This HAS to be the same doggo as #179276
 scribbs: The only thing that keeps the vampire mutt at bay.
Image 185860   06-17-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
421
 
 fanny: @bug lol that's brilliant :-D
 jochenau: I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS
 bug: The only thing that can crown this series now is a picture of Bill Nye himself holding a printout of one of these pics...
 Nopetology: Targeted advertising is a little too effective- it's almost like it can still see Knice's shirt in this mess. Guess I'm just really lucky.. Had a Walmart ad load directly above this image, showing some big tasty-looking ears of corn with text that says "guaranteed fresh always". Perfect!
 Prostata: now in schizovision
 Hosebag: Welcome to NTSC.
 Mr. Butt: Mother of God!
 a robot: I can smell the colors! I can see the music! Rad all around @Nopetology :D
 Nopetology: Continuing the fun that began with #184366
Image 185859   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Nopetology
Score:
212
 
 scribbs: He's a winner.
Image 185858   06-17-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
448
 
 scribbs: @Sage That fact was pretty fun, I have to admit.
 Sage: Fun fact: I believe this is from the Star Trek Animated series episode Albatross, after Spock makes a snide remark to Bones.
Image 185857   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
460
 
 Fishy: Here's Marilyn?
 Niels Bohr: This is amazing!
 Himesama: Every great movie doesn't need to be modernized.
 zupobaloop: Heeeeere's JANEY!
Image 185856   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
197
 
 zupobaloop: @Peter Pantsless that is OUR word
 Peter Pantsless: Hey! We don't use that word here
Image 185855   06-17-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
413
 
 scribbs: @Warrax 'Kay. I'll set a Google alert.
 Warrax: @scribbs It's up to the drug company to develop the illness, I'm just making the cure.
 scribbs: @Warrax What illness do I need? I want that prescription.
 Warrax: Alchochocolate is the name of the drug I'm developing for Pfizer in my garage.
 Himesama: As a baker I can't agree with you there buddy.
 Dan Tagonistic: Alco-chocolate
Image 185854   06-17-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
594
 
 wolfpk: The heart has been exposed, attack now!
 wolfpk: The heart has been exposed, attack now!
 scribbs: "Yo! Monster! You should see a doctor about that sternum!"
 Warrax: The heart seems superfluous at this point.
 Himesama: Someone has got to work on completing their Susanoo.
 piranharama: Dootzilla!
 Scoo: What's wrong with your kneeeeee?
Image 185853   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
523
 
 Teechur: Ok, but only if you can tape drywall. After 6 years, I'd like it to be finished.
 Cami: I'm taken.
 WaffleIron: I'd call "same" too, but if I'm here I'm clearly not working.
 Butcherboy: This is going on the dating profile
 Borkf: Same, except leave me here.
 scribbs: Same, also awkward around women.
 Ihminen: Ditching a fridge just because it's ugly? geez... oh and same
 Nothing: Same, but only the ugly part
 Coolguy: Same
 Warrax: Same, except for the working part.
 piranharama: Same, but I'm also frigid.
 Peter Pantsless: Same
 a robot: Same.
 Sandor: Same
Image 185852   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
334
 
 Teechur: Ask Clippy for help. "It looks like you're trying to exit your apartment...."
 drtofu: I expect you to die, mr bond
 scribbs: @Warrax If it goes bad, cure it with Alchochocolate.
 Warrax: @Ihminen Might as well try I suppose. I can't imagine anything that could go wrong.
 Ihminen: @Warrax I've hared that it's staring straight in to the sun that gives you super strength. Have I been doing this wrong the whole time? Should I do it both at the same time for maximum results?
 Warrax: This is what happens when you masturbate too much. So I've heard.
 zupobaloop: That's what you get for shopping at Wal*Mart.
 ch: no one leaves until we figure this out
Image 185851   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
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