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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo



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Score:
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 DrinkMixMan: HUHHHH?
 Joseph: My pet chameleon was called Herr Flick. They are amazing but a lot of work.
 Derp Herpigan: I see what you did there, and there too!
 Teechur: I guess I posted once for each eye.
 tib gubb: @Ihminen that's just like my ex!
 Teechur: I only control my strabismus when I'm looking for a small part on the carpet. In other words, #same
 Teechur: I only control my strabismus when I'm looking for a small part on the carpet. In other words, #same
 Ihminen: they can control their eyes seperately when searching for prey. when the prey is found both eyes target it
Image 185679   06-16-17   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
271
 
 Nwcorset: What would a centaur do?
 lumporungus: Instructions clear. Drink only beer.
 XLY: Only drink brawndo
 Lutha: what if i'm already hoarse
 bug: You can lead a horse to water... but don't drink it.
 Knice: Is your girlfriend a water snob?
 tib gubb: that's no way to treat a horse
Image 185678   06-16-17   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
307
 
 KnifeySpooney: The Richard Donner cut of Superman II is a lot different
 A duck: Nosferatu
Image 185677   06-16-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
441
 
 whcvgre78: @a robot more like CATitalism.jpg
 a robot: Capitalism.jpg?
Image 185676   06-16-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
158
 
 Air Biscuit: Sticking 2 ipads together to make an ipad flip. Flip phones are cool.
 tib gubb: ipods did it better
 Winterneuro: Folks, try and remember to make your porn NSFW! I coulda gotten fired for this!
 Horatio: iPadpad
 Ihminen: Soon phones won't fit in our pockets and tablets are gonna need one of them laptop cases for carrying around
 scribbs: Phone? Nano? Such a missed opportunity.
Image 185675   06-16-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
559
 
 Air Biscuit: Psssssst. I buried a bone over there but dont go near it or ill growl at you.
 Scoo: @Teechur It's a Golden; it'll work
 Teechur: I'll TRY to clean both ears from this side, but I don't think it's gonna work.
 tib gubb: smoochies!
 MamboNumber6: awwwwwwww
Image 185674   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
548
 
 Teechur: @Horatio Hey! That's the kind of service I provide! It's better than #185674!
 Horatio: @Teechur I just snorted so hard my ear popped, I'very been trying to dealer with my swimmer's ear all day, thank you.
 Teechur: @tib gubb We had a neighbor with a bulldog named Archie. When they put him in their pool, he would sink to the bottom and walk toward a pair of legs to be lifted out. Then he'd whine until they did it again.
 tib gubb: bulldogs are the chillest dogs i think. painfully deformed and dumber than anything, but chill nonetheless. it's not like i hang out with dogs for intelligent conversation anyway
 Shay: We are not amused.
 Nope: Wanna pet all them big boys
 scribbs: "Give us your kibble, or it's gonna get real, real ugly."
Image 185673   06-16-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
534
 
 scribbs: I recognize this as part of the wider popular culture.
Image 185672   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
383
 
 hat thrab: @a robot Someone's gotta break up the stream of good boys and floofers or we'll all die of acute squee poisoning :P
 Skaalar: "Hey. You mind helping me out with my whiteheads?"
 AlexDeLarge: Didn't they already make a live-action Attack on Titan?
 Rocky XLVII: Demon: Hey, sheep and herder. I got news for you. This thing protruding from my face isn't my nose"
 Ihminen: "Oh hi Jim! Nice that you were able to come over! ....but uh can you this time not eat all my sheep?"
 tib gubb: new ninja gaiden looking good
 a robot: I saw this and was like "this has got to be a @hat thrab upload, and by god it is :D
 scribbs: "Which way to the White House? I have business with someone's soul."
Image 185671   06-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 tib gubb: if there was a machine that were one of the first to participate in the revolution, i think that this is what it would look like.
 scribbs: Had to return it. It only printed "BAD."
Image 185670   06-16-17   Uploaded by    fracking
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