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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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Score:
477
 
 Crengo Albumple: @Peter Pantsless He's an overcooked steak with ketchup, which is way nastier.
 Rorb Flupert: That's what you think. I have an inside anon source.
 Thengo Brumple: "I say, no way Jose, no way." - Trump on either the affects of CFCs on the ozone layer or his stance on butt consumption.
 Thort Ploble: y'all cowards don't even eat ass
 Burm Dampuble: To be fair, can you imagine someone who would let him?
 Hort Plemungo: Yeah, but something something pee something
 Therm Grongo: 5 years ago if you asked me if ass-eating would become a cultural reference, I'd have said, "who the hell are you?"
 Frirb Horpongo: But what about the whole "you are what you eat" thing? Now I'm confused
 Jarm Horpumple: he would if it came with ketchup
 Crewn Grunomple: What a monster
Image 185595   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Pong Albongus
Score:
247
 
 Crampo Flupert: Mmmm nope
 Barm Rempumbies: Who would get a tattoo of Ali G, Rachel Ray, and a young Charles Bronson on their back?
 Flaple Flongo: @bug From left to right I'd modify them into Kit Harrington, a black obelisk, and James Franco.
 Gongo Flumumbies: Good excuse to never take your shirt off
 Dert Morpongus: Never really understood the idea of realistic looking tattoos of people
 Rompo Albombies: Umm, derp. Boppie bop bop um, derp...
 Jolm Plopert: If you hire a good artist, you might be able to modify this into a Charlie Manson tattoo. ...which would be preferable to this crime against humanity.
Image 185594   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Bump Rempupert
Score:
599
 
 Hang Cremupert: Still Life with Fur
Image 185593   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Virb Cremungus
Score:
403
 
 Mango Brombies: I dunno, it depends on whether he likes Manfred Mann.
 Cruwn Brongo: DEWEY OR DON'T HE?
 Dong Plongus: Benjie or bungee?
 Horb Grunumbies: KENNY OR CAN'T HE?
 Pelm Albupert: HARRY OR HAIRLESS?
 Trang Grunopert: WILLIE OR WON'T HE?
 Garb Drumopert: That's diddyant
Image 185592   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Flort Morpongus
Score:
104
 
 Frolm Cremomple: That cutting board is especially good for slicing Oregon meat
 Flift Cremopert: This is another strange Ctrl Alt Delete comic...
 Fremp Albopert: @funny in the wall Yea same here! only diet to have if you never want to be constipated
 Raple Dampongo: i only eat animal products; you've lost me.
Image 185591   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Dewn Rempungus
Score:
826
 
 Truwn Grunumple: Hey man...No shame in that!
 Jingo Cremombies: There's no need to be so redundant.
 Dirt Morpungo: Oh, a Bull shit artist!
 Frengo Drumumple: @Teechur Don't panic!
 Bulm Plopert: Own your own truth, my man
 Veng Cremupert: @Scoo Yeah, my poetry is worse than Vogon poetry, too.
 Theple Rempupert: 2/3 the same
 Lawn Flomple: Harsh
Image 185590   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Bift Rempomple
Score:
246
 
 Frort Gruble: I've heard good things about Armageddon - so what's all this, then?
 Jengo Horpoble: Armageddon can be dangerous.... as soon as it stops buffering.
 Dimpo Cremumbies: Remember kids, leave Armageddon to the government.
 Vart Morpumple: We'll see about that, bucko
 Lampo Rempumbies: Remember kids, don't try this at home, go to a friend's house!
 Pampo Alboble: Helicopter parenting stifles creativity
Image 185589   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Guple Flungo
Score:
728
 
 Vorbo Flumungo: @Peter Pantsless @Niels Bohr - It's not a complete tear yet. I have some discomfort but nothing that requires surgery yet.
 Gungo Flumongo: @carpwoman Oh shit! That happened to my dad a while back (we really need to stay away from ladders) and it was clearly not pleasant. Godspeed spacefriend
 Beft Flumbies: @carpwoman you're a trooper riding your bike with a torn rotator. Ouch!
 Perb Drumupert: Torn rotator cuff tendon. Yay me. One of the ladies from my Women On Wheels group was teasing me about my baseball hat, so I took this. Yes, I rode my bike to the doctors office. Lol.
 Crarm Albongus: I hope it's just routine! Cheers to your health!
 Flampo Cremoble: That almost looks like a HoloLens in that helmet. Omg, gtg - science calls
 Virt Rempungo: Jeeze, the friendly spaceship sick bay is busy today. Feel better aggronaut! THAT'S AN ORDER!
 Pald Dampomple: With that phone case i'm surprised you haven't permanently lost it.
 Geng Morpuble: Get well soon!
 Jengo Grongus: Lookin' pretty badass, there, RoboCarp! :-D
 Crarm Drumupert: Actual Reality Helmet
Image 185588   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Trongo Grumbies
Score:
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 Crirbo Horpuble: @carpwoman Your sentiment is appreciated and your comment is hilarious :D
 Thuft Cremumbies: @Derp Herpigan @ignatz nothing that exciting, unfortunately
 Miwn Dampupert: Oh, snap. (Soory - couldn't resist.) Hope that heals up quickly. Looks like it hurts like hell.
 Lorbo Rempongo: *grabs a Sharpie and procedes doodling*
 Thift Flumomple: The rarely seen bad sticker@Peter Pantsless
 Hirb Pluble: @Amy Housewine @Knice @Ihminen Yeah that part sucks, but at least I can still upload and comment!
 Frengo Bromple: @Peter Pantsless Dang! When you ask for a raise, watch out if your boss hands you a ladder. Heal well, my friend.
 Thang Plemupert: @Peter Pantsless Oh yea now I remember whn I broke my arm started playing a bit too early in to the recovery ...playing hi-hats was a bit painful and now that I think of it it was a idiotic thing to do
 Trold Plongo: @Peter Pantsless Auditioning for Def Leppard?
 Gong Cremupert: You should see the other guy. I mean, sure, the other guy is a ladder, but it's super broken
 Perb Plemuble: Bet that makes it hard to put your pants... oh. nevermind.
 Berb Dampumple: Instructions unclear: voted rad.
 Peng Bropert: Damn. get well soon!
 Thirt Plongus: Dang. How long till you will be able to drum again?
 Girm Plemomple: @ignatz if I'm remembering correctly, our good friend Peter here had told a story of running afoul of an old fence and wounded himself significantly in the leg. If such a story is true, I wonder how this injury came to be.
 Treft Pluble: Yikes, partying too hard? @Peter Pantsless
Image 185587   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Lald Bruble
Score:
891
 
 Pongo Flomple: Who wants buttery, crusty cat ass? Mmm
 Frurb Flumple: Well bred cat.
 Tholm Plongus: I'm sorry, but your cat appears to have a yeast infection.
 Crirt Rempumple: Doesn't shed fur but leaves lots of crumbs
 Vengo Albomple: Feline gimp suit, now with extra gluten
 Hump Horpomple: Now that's what I call a Catt Ass Trophy
 Frurbo Ploble: Tabbrioche
 Vald Morpombies: Ok, I thought the whole "breading cats" thing was stupid to begin with, but I think we can all agree that this is just excessive.
 Hold Brombies: Pure bread.
 Rarbo Morpuble: Yum yum, cat's bum.
 Thorb Flumumbies: Lazy cat, always loafing around.
Image 185586   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Gango Ploble
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