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228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

228216  BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea

228218  BavidDowie: Tackies!

228250  Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?

228246  BavidDowie: Humpty Derrida-mpty

228250  BavidDowie: Oh so lonesome for you

228254  BavidDowie: Dorm slip n slide?

228256  Ulillillia: Grocer's Non-apostrophe

228183  glenalec: Please explain?

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228155 Dr Awkward: YOLT



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Score:
477
 
 Warrax: @Peter Pantsless He's an overcooked steak with ketchup, which is way nastier.
 lumporungus: That's what you think. I have an inside anon source.
 SpaceCow: "I say, no way Jose, no way." - Trump on either the affects of CFCs on the ozone layer or his stance on butt consumption.
 DrinkMixMan: y'all cowards don't even eat ass
 ASTER: To be fair, can you imagine someone who would let him?
 Yam: Yeah, but something something pee something
 Aemuli: 5 years ago if you asked me if ass-eating would become a cultural reference, I'd have said, "who the hell are you?"
 Peter Pantsless: But what about the whole "you are what you eat" thing? Now I'm confused
 funny in the wall: he would if it came with ketchup
 Ihminen: What a monster
Image 185595   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
247
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Mmmm nope
 Shay: Who would get a tattoo of Ali G, Rachel Ray, and a young Charles Bronson on their back?
 Sadbot: @bug From left to right I'd modify them into Kit Harrington, a black obelisk, and James Franco.
 DarkTeddy: Good excuse to never take your shirt off
 Ihminen: Never really understood the idea of realistic looking tattoos of people
 WTF: Umm, derp. Boppie bop bop um, derp...
 bug: If you hire a good artist, you might be able to modify this into a Charlie Manson tattoo. ...which would be preferable to this crime against humanity.
Image 185594   06-16-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
599
 
 Robespierre: Still Life with Fur
Image 185593   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
403
 
 Mad Collager: I dunno, it depends on whether he likes Manfred Mann.
 skillet: DEWEY OR DON'T HE?
 VoR: Benjie or bungee?
 Mr. Shine: KENNY OR CAN'T HE?
 Mr. Shine: HARRY OR HAIRLESS?
 skillet: WILLIE OR WON'T HE?
 VoR: That's diddyant
Image 185592   06-16-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
104
 
 Mad Collager: That cutting board is especially good for slicing Oregon meat
 RiderFan: This is another strange Ctrl Alt Delete comic...
 Ihminen: @funny in the wall Yea same here! only diet to have if you never want to be constipated
 funny in the wall: i only eat animal products; you've lost me.
Image 185591   06-16-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
826
 
 Suburbanmom: Hey man...No shame in that!
 SpaceCow: There's no need to be so redundant.
 wolfpk: Oh, a Bull shit artist!
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Don't panic!
 Aemuli: Own your own truth, my man
 Teechur: @Scoo Yeah, my poetry is worse than Vogon poetry, too.
 Scoo: 2/3 the same
 Nopetology: Harsh
Image 185590   06-16-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
246
 
 Robespierre: I've heard good things about Armageddon - so what's all this, then?
 wolfpk: Armageddon can be dangerous.... as soon as it stops buffering.
 Winterneuro: Remember kids, leave Armageddon to the government.
 Aemuli: We'll see about that, bucko
 Derp Herpigan: Remember kids, don't try this at home, go to a friend's house!
 Nopetology: Helicopter parenting stifles creativity
Image 185589   06-16-17   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
728
 
 carpwoman: @Peter Pantsless @Niels Bohr - It's not a complete tear yet. I have some discomfort but nothing that requires surgery yet.
 Peter Pantsless: @carpwoman Oh shit! That happened to my dad a while back (we really need to stay away from ladders) and it was clearly not pleasant. Godspeed spacefriend
 Niels Bohr: @carpwoman you're a trooper riding your bike with a torn rotator. Ouch!
 carpwoman: Torn rotator cuff tendon. Yay me. One of the ladies from my Women On Wheels group was teasing me about my baseball hat, so I took this. Yes, I rode my bike to the doctors office. Lol.
 Annoying Vegan : I hope it's just routine! Cheers to your health!
 Aemuli: That almost looks like a HoloLens in that helmet. Omg, gtg - science calls
 Peter Pantsless: Jeeze, the friendly spaceship sick bay is busy today. Feel better aggronaut! THAT'S AN ORDER!
 Niels Bohr: With that phone case i'm surprised you haven't permanently lost it.
 Mr. Butt: Get well soon!
 Knice: Lookin' pretty badass, there, RoboCarp! :-D
 ignatz: Actual Reality Helmet
Image 185588   06-16-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
875
 
 Peter Pantsless: @carpwoman Your sentiment is appreciated and your comment is hilarious :D
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan @ignatz nothing that exciting, unfortunately
 carpwoman: Oh, snap. (Soory - couldn't resist.) Hope that heals up quickly. Looks like it hurts like hell.
 Annoying Vegan : *grabs a Sharpie and procedes doodling*
 Butcherboy: The rarely seen bad sticker@Peter Pantsless
 Peter Pantsless: @Amy Housewine @Knice @Ihminen Yeah that part sucks, but at least I can still upload and comment!
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless Dang! When you ask for a raise, watch out if your boss hands you a ladder. Heal well, my friend.
 Ihminen: @Peter Pantsless Oh yea now I remember whn I broke my arm started playing a bit too early in to the recovery ...playing hi-hats was a bit painful and now that I think of it it was a idiotic thing to do
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless Auditioning for Def Leppard?
 Peter Pantsless: You should see the other guy. I mean, sure, the other guy is a ladder, but it's super broken
 Musician: Bet that makes it hard to put your pants... oh. nevermind.
 bug: Instructions unclear: voted rad.
 Ihminen: Damn. get well soon!
 Amy Housewine: Dang. How long till you will be able to drum again?
 Derp Herpigan: @ignatz if I'm remembering correctly, our good friend Peter here had told a story of running afoul of an old fence and wounded himself significantly in the leg. If such a story is true, I wonder how this injury came to be.
 ignatz: Yikes, partying too hard? @Peter Pantsless
Image 185587   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
891
 
 Aemuli: Who wants buttery, crusty cat ass? Mmm
 Mr Shifty: Well bred cat.
 Teechur: I'm sorry, but your cat appears to have a yeast infection.
 sparename: Doesn't shed fur but leaves lots of crumbs
 Nopetology: Feline gimp suit, now with extra gluten
 bug: Now that's what I call a Catt Ass Trophy
 Knice: Tabbrioche
 Nopetology: Ok, I thought the whole "breading cats" thing was stupid to begin with, but I think we can all agree that this is just excessive.
 Derp Herpigan: Pure bread.
 Amy Housewine: Yum yum, cat's bum.
 SpaceCow: Lazy cat, always loafing around.
Image 185586   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Sandor
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