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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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Score:
552
 
 Rev80: Unfortunately, the lady behind him could totally smell what the Rock was cooking...
 Ihminen: Now someone upload this so it can have this and the white watermark both there
 Ulillillia: Always wondered what happened to the little green guy on the watermark.
 cenecia: I'm sorry sir, guns are not permitted on Splash Mountain.
 professorpig: who's that dude in the back?
 Micro Jackson: The slide into mediocrity continues
 wolfpk: Rad for roids
 Knice: Rad for the watermark.
Image 185421   06-15-17   Uploaded by    tib gubb
Score:
119
 
 El hefe: Good to see Leslie Knope is still workin hard
 Micro Jackson: This is dedicated to the one I love
Image 185420   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
154
 
 Micro Jackson: Be reasonable!
 KrazyKat: Phila folk be weird.
 Nopetology: Comment below (name is optional.)
Image 185419   06-15-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
636
 
 Dick Inspector: I almost feel like I might know this person in real life.
 Shay: Oh you can call me by my name.
 funny in the wall: he's fabulous, apparently
 Rev80: Pinhead is way cooler to be around since they embraced their inner beauty
 Nopetology: When he says that he has "such sights to show you", it usually doesn't mean that you get to see the inside of his makeup trailer.
 Knice: We were warned about Pinterest.
Image 185418   06-15-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
102
 
 fakeplastic: Just a pinch between the cheek and gums...
 cenecia: I'm squishing your head! I'm squishing your head!
Image 185417   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
349
 
 Ulillillia: Lousy aliens, someone oughta build a wall.
 weird one: those are some freaky aliens
 Wumph Morms: Astroboy is zipping along on MEAT Power!
Image 185416   06-15-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
292
 
 Shay: CRT: Wave of the future
 Big Beagler: Is that a Quasar, by Motorola?
 Rev80: Actual screen resolution shown
Image 185415   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
398
 
 duchaschmeremol: which monthy python is that?
 fanny: this is a real condition people stop laughing!
 piranharama: Please tell me this is some sort of commemorative collectors plate
 Teechur: @grizzly Rad for TMBG reference! Strange crib, though...
 Rev80: Proctology has come a long way since the 15th century
 Shay: Gilligan's voodoo curse is rather...unique.
 grizzly: Let the people crawl inside.
 Nopetology: He's got the whooole world / in his butt
Image 185414   06-15-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
257
 
 kazzy94: Nah, I don't think so
 sir toke a lot: Nick nack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone...
 Sage: @Felicity @Felicity Ba weep gra na weep ninny bong
 Winterneuro: Eep opp ork ah-ah and that means I love you
 canada: Ba weep gra na weep ni-ni bon
 redmonkey3: Yeeesh - nobody does foreplay any more
Image 185413   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
449
 
 Mutato Nomine: I saw something like this in Thailand once.
 VoR: Wake the gimp.
 Rev80: Definitely not for hormonally charged teenagers
 Nopetology: Mmmph. Mmphmmphph. MMMMPPHPPHHPMPMPH!!
Image 185412   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
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