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262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

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Score:
132
 
 Horbo Flumumbies: Summon the power of Santa to pick up the kids from soccer practice!
 Berb Rempumple: The pentagram in Australia.
 Bawn Grunopert: When you wanna be a Satanist but you're not good at things
 Lirt Brungo: everyone is entitled to their protections.
 Jamp Plungo: Don't you need five Elements around a circle to perform the ritual, not one with a circle?
Image 185385   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Golm Flombies
Score:
130
 
 Mirb Flongo: STOP DROOLING, you are 'stalactite'"ing" in there...
 Jild Plungus: do his sharts create shartcicles?
 Trarb Morpumple: FINISH HIM
Image 185384   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Duft Morpomple
Score:
208
 
 Dort Grunumple: The city clerk has nice handwriting
 Froft Flongus: Is this Ekamouse's child?
 Ruft Dampoble: Hey! @jazzjunkie! Did you just give me the finger(s)?!
 Buft Morpomple: @Teechur [polydactyl'd]
 Hiple Grumple: @dangerkeith3000 And dacted yet one more time.
 Vumpo Rempumbies: and an April Fool's Day birthdate no less.
 Haft Dampongus: Mom was on the good painkillers when giving birth.
 Freple Rempoble: [redacted]
 Thuwn Horpumple: Ringdingdiddyiddyumdumda!
Image 185383   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Mango Grunoble
Score:
647
 
 Bang Dampongo: Astronaut skull always rad
 Mimpo Grongo: The origins of Skullnado?
 Tromp Brumbies: Radded for cyber skeleton in the sea
 Trulm Rempungus: "Wait a minute, I'm dead! That means I don't need oxygen."
 Derm Morpongus: Deep sea dootery
 Palm Dampopert: Ze visor, it doez nothing!
Image 185382   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Crang Grunoble
Score:
321
 
 Thald Dampombies: i hear they will soon develop the technology to put it on the side
 Maft Plomple: how could i not choose giga death
 Hompo Flumungo: @White Rice I was more 80's... together with The Palace in Hulme(?) they shared chefs... I wish I could eat spicy then like I can eat spicy now
 Mald Brumple: @sparename dang it, you got me interested with that information, and apparently that was in the 70's (or at least when it went by that name, saw lots of references to '72 & '79). With something named after the owner, you know it's got to be absurd.
 Dampo Grunopert: Manchester Plaza Curry House years ago went something like :- Mild, Hot, Very Hot, Killer, Suicide, Charlie Special.. If you finished a Suicide you got a T-shirt, if you finished a Charlie Special I think you got Knighted
 Fliwn Rempumple: @dangerkeith3000 then you don't truly respect your butthole.
 Rulm Brupert: I respect my butthole too much to get anything spicier than 'extra spicy'
 Criple Cremupert: Mmmm.. It was a good death, and my sinuses will be clear for hours.
 Cremp Rempumple: mega death is my favorite thrash metal ramen
 Thungo Horpungo: Mega death, giga death, terra death, peta death, exa death, zetta death, yotta death
 Rorbo Flongus: I've never gotten the obsession with chilies, but I guess I do like using enough wasabi to simulate being tear-gassed, so I don't judge
 Lirm Plemupert: You know what you did; Get the fuck out, Cold Noodle.
 Flolm Horpoble: Think I'll go make some death for breakfast..
Image 185381   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Criwn Horpombies
Score:
660
 
 Frengo Rempumple: it would be so much easier for everyone if dog owners just ate dog food
 Hold Cremuble: "I'm a dog and don't know that I'm not supposed to like Little Caesar's!"
 Therb Brombies: forgive me padre, for i have sinned
 Vild Dampomple: WANT
 Crirm Horpuble: It looks like that doggo's being punished: "Look at this piece of crappy pizza, Dexter! LOOK AT IT!!!" :-(
Image 185380   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Thawn Bruble
Score:
233
 
 Bang Albongo: (Cries and turns knob to left)
Image 185379   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Reft Albopert
Score:
307
 
 Trewn Plemongo: I read that as weed love.
 Frold Dampoble: @Scoo that's my dancing name. You have to at least 18 to attend.
 Jampo Floble: @Scoo "Buddy Hardpenis"?
 Crung Horpopert: [Butt] "e" [Heart] [Penis]
 Lurm Flumungo: w e m b
 Frung Horpuble: "We *heart* *phallus*"
 Triwn Cremoble: Who keeps the metric system down?
Image 185378   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Cramp Floble
Score:
515
 
 Pirm Drumuble: @Scoo Eggy-wegs! I want to smash them.
 Thump Rempupert: Happy birthday, puppers
 Purb Gropert: Animal style, please
 Doft Rempongo: No time for the old In-n-Out, love, I've just come to read the meter
 Vurbo Dampupert: Doggo is going to have lunch with a mermaid for his birthday
Image 185377   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Flarbo Flumopert
Score:
181
 
 Pong Cremumbies: Nah, I want the I'm A Fat Sack Of Shit cake for my wedding at IHOP
 Vert Grunungus: I hope it's cornbread, mashed potatoes, gravy, and fried chicken. Although, I would've made the second layer mac 'n cheese
 Palm Dampungo: @White Rice yeah but that's so much worse.
 Muple Plemungo: Cornbread with mashed potato frosting?
 Burm Horpungo: Guys, it might just look like there's some overly done fried chicken on top...it might be more cake material/fondant, like in those fancy cake shows.
 Thelm Cremoble: that's disgusting
 Gild Rempumple: I think I'd like to meet this lady. She looks nice, and we seem to share an interest.
 Flerbo Morpopert: I presume that's a waffle-flavored cake
 Bang Dampongus: Has science gone to far? Yes, yes it has.
 Thewn Cremomple: I'm bothered by the cake's legs...
 Creple Horpombies: Ew. *hyurk*
 Deple Flumungus: KakeFC??
Image 185376   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Lolm Drumumple
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