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273459  Yam: This is weirdly relatable

273458  Annoying Vegan : If youre happy and you know it...

273462  Side Boob: Kitty finds your efforts...adequate. But only barely.

273442  Spazstatic: Does anyone have a wrench? I left mine at home and I need to tighten her hands.

273451  Troll: Is this a aniimage macro?

273447  WTF: @Magdra My Uncle went to a hockey game and left his car unlocked. While he was inside someone went into his car, didn't take anything, but took a poop on the backseat.

273442  Spazstatic: @Dr Awkward shin licker sounds like an insult.

273441  Annoying Vegan : November 6th is election day here, which means every day lately I get texts asking if I intend to vote. So I altered this image to text back.

273458  a sedated moose: I can make your hams clamp.

273452  WTF: @Christina ...at night. Sailor's delight.

273460  a sedated moose: @Mumbo Dingus what's a sub?

272957  Mr Bleak: Well, the photoshop skills are improving...

273460  Littlecraftywolf: @Mumbo Dingus dont you mean..... CHEESY????

273469  steve: ***His*** shoebox now

273449  hajjpodge: @tib gubb But that's more fun than sniping.

273458  Science: He's champin' for a clampin'!

273403  Dick Inspector: Been there...

273457  Not A Bot: Makin it smell nice for the ladies....

273452  Lantry: credit to webcomicname, iirc

273454  tib gubb: it's okay pupper, we'll brand it as rugged good looks

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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273444 Side Boob: Consummate Vs!



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 piranharama: Summon the power of Santa to pick up the kids from soccer practice!
 wolfpk: The pentagram in Australia.
 A duck: When you wanna be a Satanist but you're not good at things
 karmakat: everyone is entitled to their protections.
 Bluetocracy: Don't you need five Elements around a circle to perform the ritual, not one with a circle?
Image 185385   06-15-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
130
 
 karmakat: STOP DROOLING, you are 'stalactite'"ing" in there...
 Bluetocracy: do his sharts create shartcicles?
 crappypants: FINISH HIM
Image 185384   06-15-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
208
 
 macrocosm: The city clerk has nice handwriting
 Coolguy: Is this Ekamouse's child?
 Teechur: Hey! @jazzjunkie! Did you just give me the finger(s)?!
 jazzjunkie: @Teechur [polydactyl'd]
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 And dacted yet one more time.
 bug: and an April Fool's Day birthdate no less.
 Off Topic: Mom was on the good painkillers when giving birth.
 jonz: [redacted]
 jazzjunkie: Ringdingdiddyiddyumdumda!
Image 185383   06-15-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
647
 
 huskyboy: Astronaut skull always rad
 A duck: The origins of Skullnado?
 Stephen Milkmus: Radded for cyber skeleton in the sea
 SpaceCow: "Wait a minute, I'm dead! That means I don't need oxygen."
 annterland: Deep sea dootery
 jazzjunkie: Ze visor, it doez nothing!
Image 185382   06-15-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
321
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: i hear they will soon develop the technology to put it on the side
 tib gubb: how could i not choose giga death
 sparename: @White Rice I was more 80's... together with The Palace in Hulme(?) they shared chefs... I wish I could eat spicy then like I can eat spicy now
 White Rice: @sparename dang it, you got me interested with that information, and apparently that was in the 70's (or at least when it went by that name, saw lots of references to '72 & '79). With something named after the owner, you know it's got to be absurd.
 sparename: Manchester Plaza Curry House years ago went something like :- Mild, Hot, Very Hot, Killer, Suicide, Charlie Special.. If you finished a Suicide you got a T-shirt, if you finished a Charlie Special I think you got Knighted
 White Rice: @dangerkeith3000 then you don't truly respect your butthole.
 Jack Daniels: I respect my butthole too much to get anything spicier than 'extra spicy'
 Nopetology: Mmmm.. It was a good death, and my sinuses will be clear for hours.
 Ihminen: mega death is my favorite thrash metal ramen
 Derp Herpigan: Mega death, giga death, terra death, peta death, exa death, zetta death, yotta death
 SgtScaredFrog: I've never gotten the obsession with chilies, but I guess I do like using enough wasabi to simulate being tear-gassed, so I don't judge
 Knice: You know what you did; Get the fuck out, Cold Noodle.
 Nopetology: Think I'll go make some death for breakfast..
Image 185381   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
660
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: it would be so much easier for everyone if dog owners just ate dog food
 A duck: "I'm a dog and don't know that I'm not supposed to like Little Caesar's!"
 tib gubb: forgive me padre, for i have sinned
 SgtScaredFrog: WANT
 Knice: It looks like that doggo's being punished: "Look at this piece of crappy pizza, Dexter! LOOK AT IT!!!" :-(
Image 185380   06-15-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
233
 
 Pront Remp: (Cries and turns knob to left)
Image 185379   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
307
 
 wolfpk: I read that as weed love.
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo that's my dancing name. You have to at least 18 to attend.
 Scoo: @Scoo "Buddy Hardpenis"?
 Scoo: [Butt] "e" [Heart] [Penis]
 FabricMan: w e m b
 Mr. Shine: "We *heart* *phallus*"
 WaffleIron: Who keeps the metric system down?
Image 185378   06-15-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
515
 
 Hosebag: @Scoo Eggy-wegs! I want to smash them.
 Mr. Shine: Happy birthday, puppers
 Alpha Trion: Animal style, please
 Scoo: No time for the old In-n-Out, love, I've just come to read the meter
 Nopetology: Doggo is going to have lunch with a mermaid for his birthday
Image 185377   06-15-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
181
 
 A duck: Nah, I want the I'm A Fat Sack Of Shit cake for my wedding at IHOP
 Bluetocracy: I hope it's cornbread, mashed potatoes, gravy, and fried chicken. Although, I would've made the second layer mac 'n cheese
 funny in the wall: @White Rice yeah but that's so much worse.
 Horatio: Cornbread with mashed potato frosting?
 White Rice: Guys, it might just look like there's some overly done fried chicken on top...it might be more cake material/fondant, like in those fancy cake shows.
 funny in the wall: that's disgusting
 savvoy: I think I'd like to meet this lady. She looks nice, and we seem to share an interest.
 Scoo: I presume that's a waffle-flavored cake
 Catcat: Has science gone to far? Yes, yes it has.
 Zukero: I'm bothered by the cake's legs...
 Knice: Ew. *hyurk*
 sparename: KakeFC??
Image 185376   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
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