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262948  VeeKay: I'd be laughing too

262951  VeeKay: Oi mate, your gato is a fucking featherweight!

262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262697 piranharama: Great band name



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Score:
208
 
 macrocosm: The city clerk has nice handwriting
 Coolguy: Is this Ekamouse's child?
 Teechur: Hey! @jazzjunkie! Did you just give me the finger(s)?!
 jazzjunkie: @Teechur [polydactyl'd]
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 And dacted yet one more time.
 bug: and an April Fool's Day birthdate no less.
 Off Topic: Mom was on the good painkillers when giving birth.
 jonz: [redacted]
 jazzjunkie: Ringdingdiddyiddyumdumda!
Image 185383   06-15-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
647
 
 huskyboy: Astronaut skull always rad
 A duck: The origins of Skullnado?
 Otterman: Radded for cyber skeleton in the sea
 SpaceCow: "Wait a minute, I'm dead! That means I don't need oxygen."
 annterland: Deep sea dootery
 jazzjunkie: Ze visor, it doez nothing!
Image 185382   06-15-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
321
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: i hear they will soon develop the technology to put it on the side
 tib gubb: how could i not choose giga death
 sparename: @White Rice I was more 80's... together with The Palace in Hulme(?) they shared chefs... I wish I could eat spicy then like I can eat spicy now
 White Rice: @sparename dang it, you got me interested with that information, and apparently that was in the 70's (or at least when it went by that name, saw lots of references to '72 & '79). With something named after the owner, you know it's got to be absurd.
 sparename: Manchester Plaza Curry House years ago went something like :- Mild, Hot, Very Hot, Killer, Suicide, Charlie Special.. If you finished a Suicide you got a T-shirt, if you finished a Charlie Special I think you got Knighted
 White Rice: @dangerkeith3000 then you don't truly respect your butthole.
 Jack Daniels: I respect my butthole too much to get anything spicier than 'extra spicy'
 Nopetology: Mmmm.. It was a good death, and my sinuses will be clear for hours.
 Ihminen: mega death is my favorite thrash metal ramen
 Derp Herpigan: Mega death, giga death, terra death, peta death, exa death, zetta death, yotta death
 SgtScaredFrog: I've never gotten the obsession with chilies, but I guess I do like using enough wasabi to simulate being tear-gassed, so I don't judge
 Knice: You know what you did; Get the fuck out, Cold Noodle.
 Nopetology: Think I'll go make some death for breakfast..
Image 185381   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
660
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: it would be so much easier for everyone if dog owners just ate dog food
 A duck: "I'm a dog and don't know that I'm not supposed to like Little Caesar's!"
 tib gubb: forgive me padre, for i have sinned
 SgtScaredFrog: WANT
 Knice: It looks like that doggo's being punished: "Look at this piece of crappy pizza, Dexter! LOOK AT IT!!!" :-(
Image 185380   06-15-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
233
 
 Otterman: (Cries and turns knob to left)
Image 185379   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
307
 
 wolfpk: I read that as weed love.
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo that's my dancing name. You have to at least 18 to attend.
 Scoo: @Scoo "Buddy Hardpenis"?
 Scoo: [Butt] "e" [Heart] [Penis]
 FabricMan: w e m b
 Mr. Shine: "We *heart* *phallus*"
 WaffleIron: Who keeps the metric system down?
Image 185378   06-15-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
515
 
 Hosebag: @Scoo Eggy-wegs! I want to smash them.
 Mr. Shine: Happy birthday, puppers
 Alpha Trion: Animal style, please
 Scoo: No time for the old In-n-Out, love, I've just come to read the meter
 Nopetology: Doggo is going to have lunch with a mermaid for his birthday
Image 185377   06-15-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
181
 
 A duck: Nah, I want the I'm A Fat Sack Of Shit cake for my wedding at IHOP
 Bluetocracy: I hope it's cornbread, mashed potatoes, gravy, and fried chicken. Although, I would've made the second layer mac 'n cheese
 funny in the wall: @White Rice yeah but that's so much worse.
 Horatio: Cornbread with mashed potato frosting?
 White Rice: Guys, it might just look like there's some overly done fried chicken on top...it might be more cake material/fondant, like in those fancy cake shows.
 funny in the wall: that's disgusting
 savvoy: I think I'd like to meet this lady. She looks nice, and we seem to share an interest.
 Scoo: I presume that's a waffle-flavored cake
 Catcat: Has science gone to far? Yes, yes it has.
 Zukero: I'm bothered by the cake's legs...
 Knice: Ew. *hyurk*
 sparename: KakeFC??
Image 185376   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
757
 
 Mr Shifty: Bali in monochrome
 A duck: "Look at all the free time I have!"
 msmstud: @Knice -- That is some nice work.
 Knice: The rare treecock.
Image 185375   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Image 185374 is unbelievably bad (score -26) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by shwoarty. Boo, shwoarty.
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