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262241  ThoughtlessGentleman: sentient rice.

262247  ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa! how im here again?!

262264  TurkeyVultureTed: Sooo happy.

262273  eevee: Looks stoned af lol

261897  Mr Bleak: @square44 Only if it's before 5:30PM #261898

261899  Mr Bleak: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit. Because the toilet will fall out all over the road.

261900  Mr Bleak: @apoxia We do it all the time: teachers get annoyed if you refer to what they do as "lies to children" but that is exacty what it is: each year they tell you "We told you last year that ... but it's more complicated than that, it's really ...". For example "matter is made of atoms", "ah, atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons", "ah, they are made of quarks", "ah, no, they don't really orbit ...", and then you end up with lectures on "the effective mass of a hole" and it all gets really weird ... We need to lie to children in small ways, because the world is too complicated for them to understand straight away. Sorry, should have found a way to make that funny. Um ... (insert fart gag here)

261908  Mr Bleak: Black Panther sequel looking good!

261922  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 That's why it's made of wood - it'll burn to indicate a fire is present.

262177  Bohab: Context is important, you're very unlikely to be killed by a cow in the ocean

262225  Bohab: I feel less insane knowing it's not just me

261925  Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy It was snoozing.

261934  Mr Bleak: And I see the cats as "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", and "cute floof".

262272  Fuzzpot: Young Michael Bay directs his first TMNT movie.

262272  berlin: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

262272  rockkstar: This porn has a young director.

262272  brown tony: "HEY YOU, DO NOT MAKE CUCUMBER!!"

261935  Mr Bleak: @Zarathustra Probably an iFruit.

261939  Mr Bleak: Has anyone seen my car? I left it here someplace ... #261940

262258  Warrax: Googly eyes make everything better?

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261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes



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Score:
660
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: it would be so much easier for everyone if dog owners just ate dog food
 A duck: "I'm a dog and don't know that I'm not supposed to like Little Caesar's!"
 tib gubb: forgive me padre, for i have sinned
 SgtScaredFrog: WANT
 Knice: It looks like that doggo's being punished: "Look at this piece of crappy pizza, Dexter! LOOK AT IT!!!" :-(
Image 185380   06-15-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
233
 
 Otterman: (Cries and turns knob to left)
Image 185379   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
307
 
 wolfpk: I read that as weed love.
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo that's my dancing name. You have to at least 18 to attend.
 Scoo: @Scoo "Buddy Hardpenis"?
 Scoo: [Butt] "e" [Heart] [Penis]
 FabricMan: w e m b
 Mr. Shine: "We *heart* *phallus*"
 WaffleIron: Who keeps the metric system down?
Image 185378   06-15-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
515
 
 Hosebag: @Scoo Eggy-wegs! I want to smash them.
 Mr. Shine: Happy birthday, puppers
 Alpha Trion: Animal style, please
 Scoo: No time for the old In-n-Out, love, I've just come to read the meter
 Nopetology: Doggo is going to have lunch with a mermaid for his birthday
Image 185377   06-15-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
181
 
 A duck: Nah, I want the I'm A Fat Sack Of Shit cake for my wedding at IHOP
 Bluetocracy: I hope it's cornbread, mashed potatoes, gravy, and fried chicken. Although, I would've made the second layer mac 'n cheese
 funny in the wall: @White Rice yeah but that's so much worse.
 Horatio: Cornbread with mashed potato frosting?
 White Rice: Guys, it might just look like there's some overly done fried chicken on top...it might be more cake material/fondant, like in those fancy cake shows.
 funny in the wall: that's disgusting
 savvoy: I think I'd like to meet this lady. She looks nice, and we seem to share an interest.
 Scoo: I presume that's a waffle-flavored cake
 Catcat: Has science gone to far? Yes, yes it has.
 Zukero: I'm bothered by the cake's legs...
 Knice: Ew. *hyurk*
 sparename: KakeFC??
Image 185376   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
757
 
 Mr Shifty: Bali in monochrome
 A duck: "Look at all the free time I have!"
 msmstud: @Knice -- That is some nice work.
 Knice: The rare treecock.
Image 185375   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Image 185374 is unbelievably bad (score -26) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by shwoarty. You have brought shame on us, shwoarty.
Score:
362
 
 funny in the wall: @A duck yeah you're probably correct. i'm still learning english 20 years later
 A duck: @funny in the wall: I was a teenager and thought it was hilarious. Though I think you're a "child of" whatever decade you came of age in.
 Skaalar: "SAMSONITE! I was waaay off!"
 funny in the wall: i'm a child of the 80s, meaning I was a teenager when I saw this movie and I never got what was funny about it. It seemed like a perfect way for Jim Carrey to keep debasing himself but Jeff Daniels seemed like he might be a seious actor someday
 msmstud: classic.
Image 185373   06-15-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
658
 
 PissedOff: @Springbok I hear ya! Goats4lyfe.
 Springbok: @Dr Awkward What can I say? I love me some even-toed ungulates.
 msmstud: Goats, see?
 Catcat: Driving your stoner friend home.
 teletub: @Springbok beautiful username / comment combo.
 Springbok: Instant rad for goats.
Image 185372   06-15-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
272
 
 apoxia: I miss the 90s
 Mr. Shine: @A duck Macklemore?
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre He must be stopped. *Turns to camera* If you or anyone you know have information regarding Herbert "Skazzy B" Billingsworth's whereabouts, contact local law enforcement immediately.
 A duck: Seriously, is this young Kid Rock or Eminem or something?
 A duck: Aside from being a huge douchebag, is this person famous now or something?
 highdra: @Mr. Shine Last I heard his ladykiller body count's up to nine.
 Side Boob: Smoove B.
 Mr. Shine: Skazzy B, ladykiller and true O.G.
 Catcat: Urge to bully... rising...
 winwolf: Bigger the gauge, lower the wage. But, you know, he'll do fine because of the hair.
 WotGives: Purity ring superfluous
 msmstud: Ginger with cornrows? Sure, why not.
 Knice: Way to fuck up a good thing.
Image 185371   06-15-17   Uploaded by    neutron
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