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263221  Knice: Cool, but it's bitch putting one on when all you have is a semi.

263208  wolfpk: The obvious comment won't be allowed.

263210  wolfpk: "We have throughly examined the area." Guy in the left: What's this we shit!

263215  Knice: I honestly do hope that the Russians hacked the 2016 election. Then at least I wouldn't have to believe that most of us actually did vote for Trump.

263216  Knice: Another show I've never watched but have seen too much of.

263202  Kaviri: Rome had the right idea. "All of the cracks are there on purpose!"

263218  Knice: "this not a food why is here"

263219  Knice: Ooh, ducked in and went for the side-boop! Didn't see that one coming!

263021  Kaviri: Here's the secret: attach a large sum of money as a "donation".

263201  addend: Your home looks lovely. May we sit at the bar?

263157  Korrok: Korrok approves....

263186  dangerkeith3000: That bird ded.

263199  a robot: @Scoo *click*

263189  dangerkeith3000: The next Shakespeare? Possible.

263204  a robot: It took me a minute to parse what was going on here, the angle of the donkey's face made it look like some kind of weird mutilated deer or something at first. Looks like they rescued him from the lake and I'm glad everyone is happy :3

263194  dangerkeith3000: I saw a sex doll porn one time and it was really gross.

263195  dangerkeith3000: @WTF And the guy driving is named Jesus.

263199  dangerkeith3000: It's in a nice box and everything.

263187  a robot: @fanny Oh dang, I didn't realize it had come out already! Gotta give it a watch, thanks for reminding me :D

263209  dangerkeith3000: George Carlin was the perfect pick to play the cardinal.

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262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

263079 ashton: lolol @antipatterns!

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262854 E. HONDA: Isn't saliva a food machinery lubricant?

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter



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Score:
233
 
 Otterman: (Cries and turns knob to left)
Image 185379   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
307
 
 wolfpk: I read that as weed love.
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo that's my dancing name. You have to at least 18 to attend.
 Scoo: @Scoo "Buddy Hardpenis"?
 Scoo: [Butt] "e" [Heart] [Penis]
 FabricMan: w e m b
 Mr. Shine: "We *heart* *phallus*"
 WaffleIron: Who keeps the metric system down?
Image 185378   06-15-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
515
 
 Hosebag: @Scoo Eggy-wegs! I want to smash them.
 Mr. Shine: Happy birthday, puppers
 Alpha Trion: Animal style, please
 Scoo: No time for the old In-n-Out, love, I've just come to read the meter
 Nopetology: Doggo is going to have lunch with a mermaid for his birthday
Image 185377   06-15-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
181
 
 A duck: Nah, I want the I'm A Fat Sack Of Shit cake for my wedding at IHOP
 Bluetocracy: I hope it's cornbread, mashed potatoes, gravy, and fried chicken. Although, I would've made the second layer mac 'n cheese
 funny in the wall: @White Rice yeah but that's so much worse.
 Horatio: Cornbread with mashed potato frosting?
 White Rice: Guys, it might just look like there's some overly done fried chicken on top...it might be more cake material/fondant, like in those fancy cake shows.
 funny in the wall: that's disgusting
 savvoy: I think I'd like to meet this lady. She looks nice, and we seem to share an interest.
 Scoo: I presume that's a waffle-flavored cake
 Catcat: Has science gone to far? Yes, yes it has.
 Zukero: I'm bothered by the cake's legs...
 Knice: Ew. *hyurk*
 sparename: KakeFC??
Image 185376   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
757
 
 Mr Shifty: Bali in monochrome
 A duck: "Look at all the free time I have!"
 msmstud: @Knice -- That is some nice work.
 Knice: The rare treecock.
Image 185375   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Image 185374 is unbelievably bad (score -26) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by shwoarty. Boo, shwoarty.
Score:
362
 
 funny in the wall: @A duck yeah you're probably correct. i'm still learning english 20 years later
 A duck: @funny in the wall: I was a teenager and thought it was hilarious. Though I think you're a "child of" whatever decade you came of age in.
 Skaalar: "SAMSONITE! I was waaay off!"
 funny in the wall: i'm a child of the 80s, meaning I was a teenager when I saw this movie and I never got what was funny about it. It seemed like a perfect way for Jim Carrey to keep debasing himself but Jeff Daniels seemed like he might be a seious actor someday
 msmstud: classic.
Image 185373   06-15-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
658
 
 PissedOff: @Springbok I hear ya! Goats4lyfe.
 Springbok: @Dr Awkward What can I say? I love me some even-toed ungulates.
 msmstud: Goats, see?
 Catcat: Driving your stoner friend home.
 teletub: @Springbok beautiful username / comment combo.
 Springbok: Instant rad for goats.
Image 185372   06-15-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
272
 
 apoxia: I miss the 90s
 Mr. Shine: @A duck Macklemore?
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre He must be stopped. *Turns to camera* If you or anyone you know have information regarding Herbert "Skazzy B" Billingsworth's whereabouts, contact local law enforcement immediately.
 A duck: Seriously, is this young Kid Rock or Eminem or something?
 A duck: Aside from being a huge douchebag, is this person famous now or something?
 highdra: @Mr. Shine Last I heard his ladykiller body count's up to nine.
 Side Boob: Smoove B.
 Mr. Shine: Skazzy B, ladykiller and true O.G.
 Catcat: Urge to bully... rising...
 winwolf: Bigger the gauge, lower the wage. But, you know, he'll do fine because of the hair.
 WotGives: Purity ring superfluous
 msmstud: Ginger with cornrows? Sure, why not.
 Knice: Way to fuck up a good thing.
Image 185371   06-15-17   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
616
 
 wolfpk: They are contacting the mother ship.
 VoR: Cats have seen the light
 A duck: ALL HAIL LAMP
 waynelord: Moth mirth
 msmstud: "I think this moth is taunting us. I LOVE IT."
 Catcat: Don't meow into the light!
Image 185370   06-15-17   Uploaded by    fatman
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