Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

244103  DrinkMixMan: @glenalec Are you talking about the series or the joke?

244141  fanny: sooo... can we call moonmoon mother onion mother onion from now on?

244128  funny in the wall: @dangerkeith3000 really? that's awesome!

244119  lecj07: Cattywampus eyes

244121  lecj07: Have to rad it, even mascot approves.

244138  WannaBee: What's wrong with cock rings?

242239  Mr Bleak: "If you go down to the shops today ... "

244133  Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Appendix to chapter 7: Exceptions. 1) S'mores 2) Lucky Charms (only applies to children) 3) Peeps, for one day of the year.

244139  barfolomew: This t-shirt design has never been worn un-ironically

244142  sparename: REPTAR!!

244145  sparename: Makka-Pakka's on holiday

242244  Mr Bleak: I'm going to tell you a tale about a cat, a mouse, and a bird. The other two are in your shoes.

242246  Mr Bleak: I only wanted a drink

244137  a sedated moose: I always chuckle when I see the name @Aaron Spacemuseum.

242248  Mr Bleak: Hitch a lift game on Poirot?

244104  Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244138  lecj07: A bit awkward, but it could be far worse.

244139  lecj07: Just shave it all.

244137  sparename: This one couldn't get over the White Cliffs of Dover

244139  Yam: It's a melanoma farm

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Yurishiro
2. dangerkeith3000
3. lecj07
4. some guy
5. glenalec
6. WannaBee
7. sparename
8. Felicity
9. wolfpk
10. tib gubb

The top ten most commented-on images today:

244005 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz

244008 kornisjon: @Springbok Haha :D Don't worry too much about it. The two languages are really similar in writing.

243912 a sedated moose: I think I came to the right neighborhood!

243983 KingTrebek: What is a boody and?

244030 mrwiffler: The height at which I hold onto hand rails in trams has been permanently raised.

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244105 WannaBee: @Demon Universe I can see that. Can't wait for it to come out!

243901 Bohab: There's not a professional anymore, now he just does it for fun

244054 Dreforian: Beeee excellent to each other!

243955 Yurishiro: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

E. HONDA uploaded 243818 (1244 points)
Morpen Lungus uploaded 243989 (1240 points)
ping uploaded 244012 (1157 points)
mrmrmr uploaded 243860 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 244016 (1133 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244006 (1119 points)
ashton uploaded 243947 (1082 points)
Scoo uploaded 243795 (1052 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243990 (1036 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243851 (983 points)
camellia uploaded 243833 (979 points)
Prombom uploaded 244018 (972 points)
Pikachu uploaded 243842 (968 points)
Mern Trulbo uploaded 243831 (964 points)
a robot uploaded 243879 (937 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 20409 points
 2. WannaBee: 13146 points
 3. Side Boob: 7538 points
 4. Yurishiro: 6757 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 4078 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3112 points
 7. pewdiepie: 2506 points
 8. a robot: 2420 points
 9. Mexico: 2353 points
10. withak: 2332 points
11. Warrax: 2146 points
12. durian: 2106 points
13. E. HONDA: 2096 points
14. saluted: 2059 points
15. Scoo: 2009 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 572
Registered users online in past hour: 2135

Average image score (last 24 hours): 442

Total number of comments: 1301713
Total number of images: 244119

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 118443
XP needed for green ranking: 40403
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 Air Biscuit: Become uncomfortably numb.
 Hosebag: When I was a child parents asked me to light the grill. This stuff was too slow. A quart of gasoline did it though. No more eyebrows either!
 Mad Collager: But I wanted odorless charcoal heavier fluid!
 Nopetology: Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for one night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. He'll also be pain-free in short order- not instantly, but pretty quickly if you do it right.
Image 185071   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
 Nopetology: Marmots don't chuck wood, but my brother scared the crap out of some bratty kids that were pestering one at Rocky Mountain National Park by saying loudly and to no one in particular "you know they eat human flesh". It was epic- the little jerks disappeared in seconds.
 Bluetocracy: @dobbiesdoogs Truly the epitome of philosophical and existential queries.
 dobbiesdoogs: so, how much wood WOULD we chuck if we could?
 Aemuli: So relatable
Image 185070   06-13-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
 Mexico: It's a beautiful baby hybrid!
 Teechur: Always carry a spare.
Image 185069   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
 werterland: I was definitely raised Catholic: my first thought was to drop a dollar in the donation box, light one on fire, and kneel down to pray.
 Teechur: Each one of these pencils holds the correct answers for the final exam. It is up to you to get them out and in the right order.
 dobbiesdoogs: before crayons, students had to establish their role in the pecking order with a box of 128 pencils
Image 185068   06-13-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
 Felicity: @Kim That should either be a town name (Fucking, NJ) or the title of an art film
 Kim: Fucking New Jersey.
 Entertainmentalist: ANL what? ANASLEX?
 El hefe: If you read the new plate in a rear view mirror it looks like WH ORE
 Bluetocracy: Way to be on time, Jersey girl.
 fanny: downgrade imho
 skillet: She's ready for ANUSTART.
 bug: RLY4ANL
 Scoo: She can probably do pretty well eBaying the old one
 Peter Pantsless: More like Tush-a
 dobbiesdoogs: but that's how you got your o
 DarkTeddy: Now you're an easy 50 for homework.
Image 185067   06-13-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Nope: Nope, do not approve
Image 185066   06-13-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 DrinkMixMan: An image from the "before" times.
 Scoo: No one probably remembers anymore, anyway
 dsdavis008: close enough
Image 185065   06-13-17   Uploaded by    potato
 Entertainmentalist: You might think you're happy, but will you ever be as happy as this deer eating an apple?
 a robot: Deer in the back is like "where's my motherfucking apple, hooman?"
 El hefe: Go away anime deer
 grizzly: @Scoo always a winner.
 Scoo: Awwww yisssss, muthafuckin' apples
Image 185064   06-13-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 185063   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
 Kim: ....It's the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
 Air Biscuit: Mope, still recognizable as human. Back to the drawing board.
 Bluetocracy: so, um, aren't you supposed to make a statement, or something? Is the point to be ridiculously absurd without evoking any sort of context or meaning?
 White Rice: Please, it's called fashion *bursts into flame*
 bug: @Jabberwikket God I hope so. Check out the maxillae on that guy!
 jochenau: No one, ever: "I want to look like Aladdin at the dentist during a ski vacation." Fashion designer: "Say no more."
 Jabberwikket: Extrapolating from this, are insectoid mandibles soon to be in fashion ?
 Teechur: That poor bastard couldn't possibly be paid enough for this ignominy.
 kornisjon: So hot right now.
 SomeCanadian: This answers the age old question of "how many layers can you wear and still have your dick popping out?"
 WTF: Dang that looks so uncomfortable...
 frenk: Shambolic.
 Mexico: I've evolved beyond the pitiful mortal need of function!
Image 185062   06-13-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Page 1 ... 5902 5903 5904 5905 5906 5907 5908 ... 24411 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.