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257704  Not A Bot: gonna keep flagging these until you dipshits stop

257219  FireBreathingMarmot: what shall we say then

257738  Knice: My signature pro-wrestling move.

257281  FireBreathingMarmot: Great color rendition for as old as the media must have been.

256910  Austin: are they all vampires?

257724  Knice: Welcome to Ken's ass--I mean Kansas.

257732  Peter Pantsless: That represents the majority of Facebook posts pretty well, actually

257727  Knice: That's an impressive girth-to-length ratio.

257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

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257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.



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Score:
271
 
 Air Biscuit: Become uncomfortably numb.
 Hosebag: When I was a child parents asked me to light the grill. This stuff was too slow. A quart of gasoline did it though. No more eyebrows either!
 Mad Collager: But I wanted odorless charcoal heavier fluid!
 Nopetology: Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for one night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. He'll also be pain-free in short order- not instantly, but pretty quickly if you do it right.
Image 185071   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
Score:
399
 
 Nopetology: Marmots don't chuck wood, but my brother scared the crap out of some bratty kids that were pestering one at Rocky Mountain National Park by saying loudly and to no one in particular "you know they eat human flesh". It was epic- the little jerks disappeared in seconds.
 Bluetocracy: @dobbiesdoogs Truly the epitome of philosophical and existential queries.
 dobbiesdoogs: so, how much wood WOULD we chuck if we could?
 Aemuli: So relatable
Image 185070   06-13-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
310
 
 Mexico: It's a beautiful baby hybrid!
 Teechur: Always carry a spare.
Image 185069   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
271
 
 werterland: I was definitely raised Catholic: my first thought was to drop a dollar in the donation box, light one on fire, and kneel down to pray.
 Teechur: Each one of these pencils holds the correct answers for the final exam. It is up to you to get them out and in the right order.
 dobbiesdoogs: before crayons, students had to establish their role in the pecking order with a box of 128 pencils
Image 185068   06-13-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
829
 
 Mumbo Dingus: @Kim That should either be a town name (Fucking, NJ) or the title of an art film
 Kim: Fucking New Jersey.
 Entertainmentalist: ANL what? ANASLEX?
 El hefe: If you read the new plate in a rear view mirror it looks like WH ORE
 Bluetocracy: Way to be on time, Jersey girl.
 fanny: downgrade imho
 skillet: She's ready for ANUSTART.
 bug: RLY4ANL
 Scoo: She can probably do pretty well eBaying the old one
 Peter Pantsless: More like Tush-a
 dobbiesdoogs: but that's how you got your o
 DarkTeddy: Now you're an easy 50 for homework.
Image 185067   06-13-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
598
 
 Nope: Nope, do not approve
Image 185066   06-13-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
245
 
 DrinkMixMan: An image from the "before" times.
 Scoo: No one probably remembers anymore, anyway
 dsdavis008: close enough
Image 185065   06-13-17   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
655
 
 Entertainmentalist: You might think you're happy, but will you ever be as happy as this deer eating an apple?
 a robot: Deer in the back is like "where's my motherfucking apple, hooman?"
 El hefe: Go away anime deer
 grizzly: @Scoo always a winner.
 Scoo: Awwww yisssss, muthafuckin' apples
Image 185064   06-13-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
237
 
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Image 185063   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
206
 
 Kim: ....It's the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
 Air Biscuit: Mope, still recognizable as human. Back to the drawing board.
 Bluetocracy: so, um, aren't you supposed to make a statement, or something? Is the point to be ridiculously absurd without evoking any sort of context or meaning?
 White Rice: Please, it's called fashion *bursts into flame*
 bug: @Jabberwikket God I hope so. Check out the maxillae on that guy!
 jochenau: No one, ever: "I want to look like Aladdin at the dentist during a ski vacation." Fashion designer: "Say no more."
 Jabberwikket: Extrapolating from this, are insectoid mandibles soon to be in fashion ?
 Teechur: That poor bastard couldn't possibly be paid enough for this ignominy.
 kornisjon: So hot right now.
 SomeCanadian: This answers the age old question of "how many layers can you wear and still have your dick popping out?"
 WTF: Dang that looks so uncomfortable...
 frenk: Shambolic.
 Mexico: I've evolved beyond the pitiful mortal need of function!
Image 185062   06-13-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
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