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272792  Side Boob: Charlie is a very good boy!

272790  Not A Bot: and you've probably just seen shit anyway so....

272737  grizzly: Jerking off is my passion

272758  Littlecraftywolf: michelle is that you?!

272796  Air Biscuit: So is she like internet explorers version of clippy?

272759  Air Biscuit: Firefox has seen your search history.

272756  grizzly: @Knice excellence is never finished.

272795  ThoughtlessGentleman: finally a candidate i can really believe in. cant wait for the debate between him and killface.

272779  Air Biscuit: @Beeble @kimjongun rad/bad vote system of north korea.

272785  Christina: Did she delete the tweet? I can't find it.

272774  AlexDeLarge: @Sadbot man, we suck

272775  AFanOfSprite: I'm not sure I caught that, what type of radio is it?

272792  fumbduck: Teacher's pet

272788  Scoo: Loose butthole

272769  KingTrebek: Don't remember my bible stories great, but I think those are his daughters.

272801  twitter: HEY! This chicken not angry enough! Take it back for more Die Antwoord.

272800  piratepom: Cute dog! I'll give you some advice that you probably already know, but. If you have ever met other peoples dogs and don't like a specific thing they do I.E. Barking, Jumping up on you, Biting, or even not being potty trained, now is the best time in that dogs life to train it not to do those things, or even to DO some things, like alert you when he needs to go outside. Puppies love to learn new t

272772  a sedated moose: LOOK AT THAT HORSE.

272773  FormerLurker: A gentleman never does.

272778  isosceleswaffle: MUDDY BUDDY

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.



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Score:
271
 
 Air Biscuit: Become uncomfortably numb.
 Hosebag: When I was a child parents asked me to light the grill. This stuff was too slow. A quart of gasoline did it though. No more eyebrows either!
 Mad Collager: But I wanted odorless charcoal heavier fluid!
 Nopetology: Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for one night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. He'll also be pain-free in short order- not instantly, but pretty quickly if you do it right.
Image 185071   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
Score:
399
 
 Nopetology: Marmots don't chuck wood, but my brother scared the crap out of some bratty kids that were pestering one at Rocky Mountain National Park by saying loudly and to no one in particular "you know they eat human flesh". It was epic- the little jerks disappeared in seconds.
 Bluetocracy: @dobbiesdoogs Truly the epitome of philosophical and existential queries.
 dobbiesdoogs: so, how much wood WOULD we chuck if we could?
 Aemuli: So relatable
Image 185070   06-13-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
310
 
 Mexico: It's a beautiful baby hybrid!
 Teechur: Always carry a spare.
Image 185069   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
271
 
 werterland: I was definitely raised Catholic: my first thought was to drop a dollar in the donation box, light one on fire, and kneel down to pray.
 Teechur: Each one of these pencils holds the correct answers for the final exam. It is up to you to get them out and in the right order.
 dobbiesdoogs: before crayons, students had to establish their role in the pecking order with a box of 128 pencils
Image 185068   06-13-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
829
 
 Mumbo Dingus: @Kim That should either be a town name (Fucking, NJ) or the title of an art film
 Kim: Fucking New Jersey.
 Entertainmentalist: ANL what? ANASLEX?
 El hefe: If you read the new plate in a rear view mirror it looks like WH ORE
 Bluetocracy: Way to be on time, Jersey girl.
 fanny: downgrade imho
 skillet: She's ready for ANUSTART.
 bug: RLY4ANL
 Scoo: She can probably do pretty well eBaying the old one
 Peter Pantsless: More like Tush-a
 dobbiesdoogs: but that's how you got your o
 DarkTeddy: Now you're an easy 50 for homework.
Image 185067   06-13-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
598
 
 Nope: Nope, do not approve
Image 185066   06-13-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
245
 
 DrinkMixMan: An image from the "before" times.
 Scoo: No one probably remembers anymore, anyway
 dsdavis008: close enough
Image 185065   06-13-17   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
655
 
 Entertainmentalist: You might think you're happy, but will you ever be as happy as this deer eating an apple?
 a robot: Deer in the back is like "where's my motherfucking apple, hooman?"
 El hefe: Go away anime deer
 grizzly: @Scoo always a winner.
 Scoo: Awwww yisssss, muthafuckin' apples
Image 185064   06-13-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
237
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 185063   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
206
 
 Kim: ....It's the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
 Air Biscuit: Mope, still recognizable as human. Back to the drawing board.
 Bluetocracy: so, um, aren't you supposed to make a statement, or something? Is the point to be ridiculously absurd without evoking any sort of context or meaning?
 White Rice: Please, it's called fashion *bursts into flame*
 bug: @Jabberwikket God I hope so. Check out the maxillae on that guy!
 jochenau: No one, ever: "I want to look like Aladdin at the dentist during a ski vacation." Fashion designer: "Say no more."
 Jabberwikket: Extrapolating from this, are insectoid mandibles soon to be in fashion ?
 Teechur: That poor bastard couldn't possibly be paid enough for this ignominy.
 kornisjon: So hot right now.
 SomeCanadian: This answers the age old question of "how many layers can you wear and still have your dick popping out?"
 WTF: Dang that looks so uncomfortable...
 frenk: Shambolic.
 Mexico: I've evolved beyond the pitiful mortal need of function!
Image 185062   06-13-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
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