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272624  macrocosm: Plumbers at Hogwarts must be anorexic cuz in that shit would snapped in 2 from the jump out here

272614  ThoughtlessGentleman: "spaying and neutering humans is the best theres already tons of them with no homes."

272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

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 wolfpk: Now you know the identity of the online gamer that keeps kicking your ass.
 Aemuli: Is a cute cat, and yet still had sex with your mom last night, newb
 scribbs: @Mr. Shine He's gold farming and he knows it. Uses the scratch to get fat on tuna and sardines.
 SpaceCow: "Goddamn campers."
 Mr. Shine: He has no idea what he is doing
Image 185052   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 piranharama: @a robot I'm glad you are doing this public service so I don't have to.
 a robot: @Teechur I just spent like five minutes trying to photograph my cat in front of my monitor with this picture on it. It is a place she likes to normally sit, but of course I couldn't get her to sit still this time
 Teechur: I don't have a cat to place in front of my monitor, otherwise I would post a pic of it.
 danny: It's all in the family.
 Psymon: A photo of a cat and it's self portrait.
 Mr Shifty: Don't talk to me or my distant descendant.
Image 185051   06-13-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
 hex0: Is this a a DeLorean?
 rinaldi1337: My car looks similar, but my floor is covered in beer cans.
 Noremak: Met a guy at work who makes "go juice" for when he stays up late. He mixes lemonade and about five different energy drinks, one being five hour energy. Says it causes heart palpitations but *it works.*
 bug: 5,000 hour energy. Never sleep again! (tm)
 Hosebag: Officer: "you boys drink all that tonight?"
 wolfpk: That's not a surprise, do you know how many of those damn things it takes to fill a cup.
 illBilliam: Worst Uber ride ever.
 scribbs: Even his meth-head brother thinks this is a little overboard.
 trelyate: that's like a whole month's worth of energy
 Nopetology: How many hours of energy drink is that?
 San DoDo: He ded
 Mr. Butt: Malcolm Gladwell's car.
 Sandor: My co-pilot is a splitting headache
 Butcherboy: He's just pouring liquid swartz into the tank
 sparename: Diuretic OD, spend more time on 'comfort breaks' than you would have done having a sleep
Image 185050   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 scribbs: "Holy crap! It's that guy from that thing! I'm gobsmacked!"
Image 185049   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
 bug: I'm not sure that quote was intended as a compliment.
 scribbs: "Your lunch will be ready as soon as the chef is done giving it a suplex."
Image 185048   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Zukero
 professorpig: WHY do I feel like I'm at Trader Joe's when I look at this?
 Aemuli: When you go to rad vote, but you aren't logged in
 scribbs: "You'll never believe it...I was in the red-light district when...."
 Niels Bohr: Is this that guy from the Dudesons?
 sparename: a 'thumbs up' for crocodile handlers
Image 185047   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 a robot: Seems legit.
 bug: A missile testing range is not the best place to have one of these...
 Zampano: More fitting to be a radio SHACK
 scribbs: "Oh, yeah, it's just down the road. The selection ain't too good...."
 SpaceCow: Turns out all you need to sell in the wasteland is clean water.
 Aemuli: They only sell targets, I assume
 Dan Tagonistic: Quite a small one
Image 185046   06-13-17   Uploaded by    mark64
 Hosebag: 2 more and I'm set for food for the week.
 Aemuli: @Shay Must have been the legendary world series bat
 mwoody: When the rapture arrives, make sure you're outside with a clear view of the sky. Overhangs and awnings can sharply reduce your chances to enjoy eternal bliss with our Lord and Savior.
 jochenau: The Parent Trap 2: The Child Trap
 Shay: Reminds me of that movie Problem Child and Junior beats the crap out of the other team with his bat and bodies are flying everywhere. I'm guessing these are some of the victims.
Image 185045   06-13-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 Annoying Vegan : Hello gorgeous!
 Prostata: your corgi is a little husky
 Mr Shifty: Total sweetie pie.
Image 185044   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
 Mr Bleak: Laugh this off Juggalo.
 Chest Rockwell: Fuck you, pay me!
 Bluetocracy: Little girls are made of what, again?
 scribbs: "He had a knife. YOU ALL SAW IT!"
 Gomi Day: @Mr Shifty being your own boss is less important if you love your job.
 wolfpk: Good start! Keep up the good work girl.
 Mr. Shine: Doing the Lord's Work.
 Mr Shifty: @jochenau Looks like she's taking orders from Red. Brown's the apprentice.
 jochenau: You can tell Pink's in charge because she has the poofiest dress.
 Call Of Pooty: She aint clowning around'd better hand over that magic car
 RalphyNoPants: Did you think that was funny Mr. Bubbles?
 Shay: Only cure for coulrophobia.
Image 185043   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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